ENTERTAINMENT
‘Epic Fails 2018!’
Life's tough. As we at the Surry Hills Times always say, "it's good to laugh".
That's why we're proud to release our "Epic Fails 2018"...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Peter Beattie’s Team of the Week: Round 24
Each week the Surry Hills Times’ very special guest, the Honourable Peter Beattie, will offer us his expert advice and deep insights on the...
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Dalai Lama Espouses Teachings of 17-year-old Girl
The Dalai Lama has admitted he has gained the vast amount of his teachings from Beth, a Surry Hills high school girl he has...
ENTERTAINMENT
Honey Badger’s Advice: Go Horse Riding with a Selfie Stick Whilst We #bereal
We at the Surry Hills Times have always been big fans of the Honey Badger and his endless litany of similes. But...
Surry Hills Man Breaks Heel in Cup Celebration: Girlfriend ‘Mortified’
A drunken Surry Hills man has brought the suburb into disrepute after breaking his heel during wild Cup celebrations at the Clock Hotel.
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Patronising Suit’s “Does That Make Sense?” Results in Five Day Standoff
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Briefing Now in its Fifth Day
A patronising account manager and a cocky copywriter at a
leading Surry...
Ali Reportedly ‘Deeply in Love’… with Herself.
Bachelor fans have been reassured: Ali Oetjen is very much in love. With Ali Oetjen.
It's been a hard slog for Bachelor fans recently with...
World Mourns Break Up of Love Island’s Grant and Tayla
A global outpouring of grief has accompanied the news that Love Island’s winning couple Tayla Damir and Grant Crapp have split.
The shock breakup of the...
SOCIETY
Shockingly Misleading Headline of Whale’s Tragic Death
In a disgraceful example of clickbait, the Murdoch-owned News Corp site 'news.com.au' has implied the terrible death of a whale was the result of...
