ENTERTAINMENT
Local Man Treated for MAFS Withdrawal
A local Surry Hills man presented at St Vincent's emergency department this morning suffering from what the medical community expect to be...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Big Marn to Join Fatty’s Lawsuit as Report Finds Fat Shaming...
Firstly, it feels good to say something is 'systemic', even if it isn't, because when you say 'systemic' you feel smart. Systemic....
NEWS IN REVIEW
LATEST
Regular Fridge Becomes Shitfight Work Fridge As Couple Works from Home
Domestic tensions rose further as one of the two sharing the office space stuck up a lame message on A4 paper that...
ENTERTAINMENT
Call For an End to Animated Greyhounds on National Dog Day
A small but vocal crowd gathered in Surry Hills outside the Shakespeare Hotel on Devonshire Street yesterday to protest the running of animated greyhounds...
Mad Men Convinces Old Guy He’s Still Got Game
After binge watching all seven seasons of Mad Men, Dennis Kinchela a 65-year-old Surry Hills man, has convinced himself he’s capable of picking up...
FREE TICKET GIVEAWAY to our dear readers!
The Surry Hills Times is proud to announce our first ever ticket giveaway! No satirical jokes. No gags. Just free tickets!
They’re courtesy of...
Married at First Sight Judges Drugged
"We were turned into zombies. We were like children. We lost our own will. We just recited lines the producers told us to," said...
Pubs Open: Our Glasses Are Officially Half Full
Rufus gazed at his delicious schooner of beer and thought, 'yes, definitely half full.'
It is a glorious time...
SOCIETY
Apple Fanboys Outraged at Local Punter’s MacBook Dis
The sacrilegious act of 35-year-old local copywriter ‘Nathan’ has Apple nerds worldwide livid.
“Steve Jobs will be rolling around...
