ENTERTAINMENT
Supermarket Wars: Coles Sells Christmas in July Dogs
Coles has upped its game in a bid for the fiercely competitive supermarket dollar with the marketing of Christmas in July dogs.
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Belle Gibson to be Sportsbet Ambassador
Since news broke that Belle Gibson is an avid punter via her Sportsbet account, rumours have circulated that the much-loved cancer survivor...
NEWS IN REVIEW
LATEST
PETA Demonstrate for the Rights of Inner City Rats
Members of PETA have violently protested outside a Taiwanese restaurant after Din Tai Fung was shut down due to rats being discovered...
ENTERTAINMENT
Next Season of Hughesy Already Greenlit
Entertainment
It has been revealed that Channel 10's panel show featuring comedian Dave Hughes was originally posed as a question by...
Local Man Treated for MAFS Withdrawal
A local Surry Hills man presented at St Vincent's emergency department this morning suffering from what the medical community expect to be...
Boyfriend Answers “Does My Bum Look Big In This?” Incorrectly and Suffers Consequences
The modern obsession with a Kardashian-esque big booty has led to mass confusion amongst men to the age-old question “Does my bum look big...
Prison Sex Scandal Leads to Crime Wave
THE sex crisis plaguing Australia’s prisons has deepened, with another female guard losing her job after being caught with an inmate.
Seemingly “on tap” sex...
Local Man Buys ‘Girlfriend Experience’. Spends Day Cleaning Toilet, Arguing About Household Expenses and...
A local man who called an escort service under the guise of having the “full girlfriend experience” has had a rude shock,...
SOCIETY
What Dating Profiles Really Mean
Online dating is fraught with danger. There’s deception at
every swipe. Surry Hills Times to the rescue! Our resident psychologist has
turned her gaze...
