ENTERTAINMENT
Moves for Posties to Deliver Yellow Pages Directly into Recycling Bins
Surry Hills residents have been treated to the latest edition of the Yellow and White Pages. What a freakin waste of paper!...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Stuart Finally Agrees to Anger Management Course
Meanwhile Salmon finally responds to Pricky Stuart calling him a “weak-gutted dog” with "Ditto". Nuff said.
NEWS IN REVIEW
LATEST
Man Brilliantly Rethinks ‘Only God Can Judge Me’ Tattoo
A Surry Hills man woke up one morning last week and realised he may be completely deluded and has changed his tattoo as a...
ENTERTAINMENT
Married at First Sight Judges Drugged
"We were turned into zombies. We were like children. We lost our own will. We just recited lines the producers told us to," said...
Unforgivable: Local Turd Busted Watching ‘Killing Eve’ Without Girlfriend
"I came home from work early and busted him in the bedroom on his laptop. At first I thought he was watching...
Two Monsters Don’t Give Steve Any of their Lunch
A shameful display of gluttony took place in Shannon Reserve today when two locals refused to give Steve even a morsel of...
Noll’s Foul-Mouthed Rant lands him Multi-Million Dollar Gangsta-Rap Deal
An expletive laden rant has led to a dramatic image overhaul for Shannon Noll with his new album: "I F#*k Yo Mum and Yo...
Year in Review: Your Favourite Story, as Voted by You.
What ride! What a goddamn ride!
It's the end of our first year and...
SOCIETY
Tosser Cheats Movember by Growing Beard and is Beaten by Colleagues
The competition amongst men to grow a better moustache than their colleagues is savage.
And on the cusp of Movember, a Surry Hills man was...
