ENTERTAINMENT
Ex-Bach New Ad Gig: “Step Up to Avocados”
Ex-Bachelorette contestant Ivan has scored a new ambassadorial role as the face and body of Avocados Australia thanks to his unique cooking skills with...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Sledge Prompts Warner to Quit Cricket to work in Bunnings’ Sandpaper...
A sledging on Saturday which saw the banned international star leave the field has now prompted David Warner to quit cricket in pursuit of a...
NEWS IN REVIEW
LATEST
Children Playing Marbles Arrested After Noise Complaint
Two young Surry Hills residents have been detained by police after persistent noise complaints from a resident due to the irritating ‘clinking’...
ENTERTAINMENT
Local Man Buys Three Vacuums in Black Friday Sale. Regrets Nothing.
“I bought two last year and I just couldn't bloody help meself this year either,” said Max Merch.
The...
Toxic Feminism: Woman’s Cinema Armrest Hogging Goes Too Far
A woman's hogging of the armrest at Verona Cinema has been labelled "Toxic Femininity": many believe the woman's emasculating subjugation of her...
Dog Owner Begs Dog For Yet Another Walk. Is Denied.
"I've been for seven fuckin' walks today," said Steve through clenched teeth. "Count 'em. Seven. I'm goin to sleep."
Dalai Lama Espouses Teachings of 17-year-old Girl
The Dalai Lama has admitted he has gained the vast amount of his teachings from Beth, a Surry Hills high school girl he has...
Shockingly Misleading Headline of Whale’s Tragic Death
In a disgraceful example of clickbait, the Murdoch-owned News Corp site 'news.com.au' has implied the terrible death of a whale was the result of...
SOCIETY
Joyce, Campion Son Already on Spending Spree
Recently the former deputy PM Barnaby Joyce and his partner Vikki Campion have come under attack for signing a tell-all TV deal.
The interview will...
