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Dishwasher Porn Sweeping the Nation
A new craze has women in giddy raptures: Dishwasher Porn - the act of women watching men unstacking dishwashers.
It’s become so popular that that...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Honey Badger’s Similes Written by Third World Slaves
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It has been revealed that Nick Cummins, aka the Honey Badger, aka The Bachelor has a team of writers working under slave-like conditions to...
How To: Look Busy
It’s more important than ever to look busy. We all know that. That’s why the Surry Hills Times' resident expert on cool is here...
The Bachelor: The Biggest Bitch of All is Matt
Matt may not be Dog C*nt, but he certainly carried on like a little bitch, and it shouldn't go unnoticed. Truth is,...
Belle Gibson Update: Mel Gibson to Star and Direct Bio of Belle Gibson
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Local Man Buys ‘Girlfriend Experience’. Spends Day Cleaning Toilet, Arguing About Household Expenses and...
A local man who called an escort service under the guise of having the “full girlfriend experience” has had a rude shock,...
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“What Men Want” Original Screenplay Leaked
The original hit comedy hit a chord with women the world over, where finally a man understands the deepest thoughts, emotions, yearnings...
