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Punting Obsessed Single Fathers’ 2-Year-Old Race Day
A group of single fathers desperate for a punt on the weekend have cajoled their 2-year-olds into a race meet the second Saturday of...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Winx to Undergo Gender Reassignment Surgery
It has been revealed that the champion horse Winx, Australia’s favourite filly and the world champion over the quarter mile, is clinically depressed because...
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New Property Listed in Surry Hills
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Price: Upwards of $1.2 million
Exciting new property for sale in Surry Hills:
This prime piece of real estate represents an exciting investment, retail...
ENTERTAINMENT
TV Ratings Revealed. Origin: 3.5M, World Cup: 500K, Love Island: 100K, Cricket: 1.
The Surry Hills Times has managed to track down the solitary individual who watched the one-day series last night.
Last night's TV ratings are out...
Dating Trends: Clit Pics are the new Dick Pic
CIt has long been the scourge of dating apps: men sending unwanted, unprompted pictures of their genitals. Now, in what some have...
Manly Boardroom Meeting
Manly has descended into further chaos after it's been revealed that a boardroom meeting went completely pear-shaped. Senior management executives at Manly instigated the...
Patronising Suit’s “Does That Make Sense?” Results in Five Day Standoff
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A patronising account manager and a cocky copywriter at a
leading Surry...
Surry Hills Man Breaks Heel in Cup Celebration: Girlfriend ‘Mortified’
A drunken Surry Hills man has brought the suburb into disrepute after breaking his heel during wild Cup celebrations at the Clock Hotel.
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Distraught Ex-Locals of The Green Park Hotel to be Treated at...
The irony is as delicious as the beer they used to serve: another Sydney pub has bit the dust and the distressed...
