ENTERTAINMENT
Creative Director Insists Being Called ‘King Ding-a-Ling’ Prompting Mass Walkout
The CD of local advertising and strategy agency 'Scarves and Insights' Michael Raso has insisted his staff refer to him as "King...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Has the ABC Turned into a 24 Hour Bar?
If you’ve been watching 4 Corners you’ll have noticed a disturbing scene, where Walkley Award winning journalist Sarah Ferguson presents while at times leaning...
NEWS IN REVIEW
LATEST
Australians Begin Preparing Bullshit Excuses to Not Attend Social Gatherings
Now that we're allowed to go out we can't be bothered, because the couch is just lovely thank you very much... and...
ENTERTAINMENT
Are Fake Pocket Calls the New Tinder?
In the deeply confusing world of dating with dozens of apps and online dating platforms the quest to find a partner is more challenging...
Dog Owner Begs Dog For Yet Another Walk. Is Denied.
"I've been for seven fuckin' walks today," said Steve through clenched teeth. "Count 'em. Seven. I'm goin to sleep."
Married at First Sight Judges Drugged
"We were turned into zombies. We were like children. We lost our own will. We just recited lines the producers told us to," said...
Outrage: GOT Fans Protest Season Finale as Streets Burn
Surry Hills residents have taken to the streets overturning cars and smashing shopfronts in a righteous display of people power against the...
Biological Woman Dies Aged 89
Repeat after me: "Trans Women Are Women". I dare you to disagree you transphobic bigot. I dare you.
SOCIETY
Mass Celebrations as Surry Hills Times Survives Facebook Ban
As Australians discovered their favourite news sites were banned from Facebook, residents of Surry Hills were pooing themselves with joy that the...
