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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Manly Boardroom Meeting
Manly has descended into further chaos after it's been revealed that a boardroom meeting went completely pear-shaped. Senior management executives at Manly instigated the...
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‘Diehard’ Roosters Fan Just Realises They Are Premiers
A self-described “diehard” Roosters fan has more has had a wonderful morning. Nathaniel Farsi, 29, Share Trader, was checking the finance report...
ENTERTAINMENT
Honey Badger’s Advice: Go Horse Riding with a Selfie Stick Whilst We #bereal
We at the Surry Hills Times have always been big fans of the Honey Badger and his endless litany of similes. But...
Boyfriend Answers “Does My Bum Look Big In This?” Incorrectly and Suffers Consequences
The modern obsession with a Kardashian-esque big booty has led to mass confusion amongst men to the age-old question “Does my bum look big...
Bachelor Recap: WTF is with Roadmarkings in New Caledonia?
“Dotted white lines ONE THIRD of the way into the road makes absolutely no sense whatsoever,” said a shocked Brittany. “I could have been...
Channel 7 Trials New Watermark
The TV screens of Surry Hills have featured a new watermark trialled by Channel 7 as part of their promotion for the 2019 series...
Roxy Hit with Fresh Graffiti
Roxy Jacenko’s ‘Ministry of Talent’ office in Paddington has been hit with fresh graffiti overnight.
It is now...
SOCIETY
Local Man Buys Three Vacuums in Black Friday Sale. Regrets Nothing.
“I bought two last year and I just couldn't bloody help meself this year either,” said Max Merch.
The...
