ENTERTAINMENT
Surry Hills Designer Loses it on First Day Back at Work
A local designer has had a tough day back at work and is now back on the fags in spite of his...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Peter Beattie’s Tips for Tonight’s “Daily Ms”
It’s the NRL’s night of nights, and their beloved Chairman of the ARL Commission, the Honourable Peter Beattie has done it again!
The loveable politician...
NEWS IN REVIEW
LATEST
Peter Beattie’s Team to Watch: Finals Week 1
It’s week one of the Finals, and each week throughout the season the Surry Hills Times’ very special guest, the Honourable Peter Beattie, will...
ENTERTAINMENT
The Bachelor: The Biggest Bitch of All is Matt
Matt may not be Dog C*nt, but he certainly carried on like a little bitch, and it shouldn't go unnoticed. Truth is,...
Hotel Ibis Launches New Ad Campaign
Hotel Ibis has released its latest advertising campaign featuring actual Ibis birds wandering amongst garbage and homeless people strewn throughout hotel lobbies.
The campaign embraces...
Legend Resident Can’t be Fucked Walking Up the Road for Booze
In Surry Hills you’ll notice there is almost literally a bar on every corner, but one resident on Arthur Street regularly says...
David Oldfield Reviews ‘Romper Stomper’
After the success of Romper Stomper at the Logies last night, we asked David Oldfield to review the classic Australian film.
Guest Movie Reviewer: David...
Dickhead Packs for ‘PICNIC Surry Hills’. Forgets Blanket.
PICNIC Surry Hills is on Today in Ward Park on Devonshire St, from 12 - 5! This new event, from the Surry...
SOCIETY
Punting Obsessed Single Fathers’ 2-Year-Old Race Day
A group of single fathers desperate for a punt on the weekend have cajoled their 2-year-olds into a race meet the second Saturday of...






















































































