ENTERTAINMENT
Roxy Hit with Fresh Graffiti
Roxy Jacenko’s ‘Ministry of Talent’ office in Paddington has been hit with fresh graffiti overnight.
It is now...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Peter Beattie’s Team of the Week: Rd 17
Each week the Surry Hills Times’ very special guest, the Honourable Peter Beattie, will offer us his expert advice and deep insights on the...
NEWS IN REVIEW
LATEST
Local Advertising Agency Mourns the Loss of Clive Palmer as a...
Surry Hills based advertising and strategy agency ‘Scarves and Insights’ has spent the day in lockdown as senior staff collectively grieved for...
ENTERTAINMENT
David Oldfield Reviews ‘Romper Stomper’
After the success of Romper Stomper at the Logies last night, we asked David Oldfield to review the classic Australian film.
Guest Movie Reviewer: David...
Dog Owner Begs Dog For Yet Another Walk. Is Denied.
"I've been for seven fuckin' walks today," said Steve through clenched teeth. "Count 'em. Seven. I'm goin to sleep."
Heroes of Ultimate Frisbee Calendar Causes Firestorm
An unlikely public stoush has broken out between Firemen and Ultimate Frisbee athletes concerning the simultaneous release date of their upcoming calendars with the Firefighters...
World First: Local Unicorn Genuinely Doesn’t Give a Shit About Valentine’s Day
A local woman has shattered gender stereotypes and set the world on fire after proving she doesn’t give the tiniest crap about...
Gay Dog Restaurant a World First for Surry Hills
Finally Surry Hills has what every suburb needs: a restaurant for gay dogs.
“The Gay Dog Owners Association of...
SOCIETY
Wealthy Hedge Fund Manager Crashes Local Charity Dinner
I am of course joking. The evening went off without a hitch.
The Surry Hills Times would like to shed its suit of satire and...
