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Regular Fridge Becomes Shitfight Work Fridge As Couple Works from Home
Domestic tensions rose further as one of the two sharing the office space stuck up a lame message on A4 paper that...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Smith Retires from Rep NRL to Realise Life’s Dream
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Cameron Smith has spent the weekend honing his skills as an NRL referee as a precursor to a career after playing the...
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What Peter Beattie has not achieved throughout his life may be achieved in death. The chairman of the ARL commission has received...
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Honey Badger’s Similes Written by Third World Slaves
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It has been revealed that Nick Cummins, aka the Honey Badger, aka The Bachelor has a team of writers working under slave-like conditions to...
How to Enter Brothels Under the Radar
LIFEHACKS: It's a question for the ages: How do you enter a Gentlemen's Club without looking like you're a client? It is indeed a...
SHT ‘Dog Parents Of The Year Awards’ Open
Two homeless legends have catapulted themselves to the top of the leaderboard in the Surry Hills ‘Dog Parent of the Year’ Awards....
FREE TICKET GIVEAWAY to our dear readers!
The Surry Hills Times is proud to announce our first ever ticket giveaway! No satirical jokes. No gags. Just free tickets!
They’re courtesy of...
Dog’s New BFF Not What He Seemed
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It’s common knowledge that dogs are a man’s best friend. But who is a dog’s best friend?
One dog made a best...
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Prince Philip Apologises Unreservedly For Historical Racist Remarks
Prince Philip has reflected on his torrents of historical racial abuse and has issued a grovelling apology to the world. Comments that...
