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Prison Sex Scandal Leads to Crime Wave
THE sex crisis plaguing Australia’s prisons has deepened, with another female guard losing her job after being caught with an inmate.
Seemingly “on tap” sex...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Peter Beattie’s NRL Team of the Week
Each week the Surry Hills Times' very special guest, the Honourable Peter Beattie, will offer us his expert advice and deep insights on the...
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Guilty Horse-Loving Millennials Distraught After Enjoying Fancy Cup Lunch
“On the one hand I love getting all dressed up but on the other I care deeply about the welfare of horses....
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Polo Announces Permanently Popped Collar
In a move that will excite private school old-boys, fashion giant Polo has announced a brilliant new feature driven by consumer demand: a permanently...
Dog Fed Up With Owner’s Vanity
This was the moment Stefan Forrester's dog decided enough was enough.
Speaking through a dog interpreter Stefan's dog Vin...
Man Picks Up Bird From Clock Hotel. Regrets Nothing.
"I'd always had one stray eye on Dale but he never had the guts to approach me. Then one day he sidled...
Local Digital Newspaper Editor Descends Into Alcoholism After Instagram Stops Likes
What’s the point any more? Why am I even writing this? Is anybody reading? Where are the likes? Fuck! If people like...
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Royal Commission into Price of Sydney Breakfast
The Surry Hills Times can reveal a government probe into the exorbitant price of breakfast throughout Sydney’s East has been announced. The move comes...
