ENTERTAINMENT
Dickhead Packs for ‘PICNIC Surry Hills’. Forgets Blanket.
PICNIC Surry Hills is on Today in Ward Park on Devonshire St, from 12 - 5! This new event, from the Surry...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
NSW Blues Need a Dickhead Policy
It seems Australian sport is intent on a strict “No Dickheads” policy.
Which begs the question: what exactly is a Dickhead?
Is it being a larrikin?
If...
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Chupa Chup Terror Continues: Fire Department Remove ‘Dangerous Lollie’ From Local...
Chupa Chupas continue their reign of terror today after it took 27 emergency services personnel 5 hours to remove what authorities are...
ENTERTAINMENT
Doctors Confirm “Crazily Addictive” gameshow Pointless, 100% Non-Addictive
When the game show ‘Pointless’ first aired we were told by the medical wing of the Channel 10 promotions department that it was ‘crazily...
Identity of Paddington Poo Jogger Hidden From Public
The Surry Hills Times joins the major publications in its denouncement of the government’s censorship laws as this stunning letter exposing the...
Channel 7 Trials New Watermark
The TV screens of Surry Hills have featured a new watermark trialled by Channel 7 as part of their promotion for the 2019 series...
Three Men Are Robbing Australians Blind
Supermarket giant Coles is understood to be introducing new technology to reduce its estimated annual $1.1 billion theft debt by reducing stealing at self-serve...
Local Hero Watches Love Actually with Girlfriend. Doesn’t Complain.
Surry Hills man Michael Beattie, 27, was in emotional disarray after being forced to watch the perennial Christmas classic ‘Love Actually’ by...
SOCIETY
ScoMo’s First Barre Class
Last week the PM wasn't sure how to pronounce it. Today he took his first ever Barre Class, and absolutely kicked its...
