ENTERTAINMENT
Jubilant Scenes as NRL Footy Show Finally Axed
News The Footy Show has been boned was met with unbridled scenes of celebration and tears of joy from rugby league fans around Australia.
“I'll...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Belle Gibson to be Sportsbet Ambassador
Since news broke that Belle Gibson is an avid punter via her Sportsbet account, rumours have circulated that the much-loved cancer survivor...
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Sharks offer Paul Gallen 12 Year Extension
Cronulla captain Paul Gallen says he’s considering playing on in 2019 and beyond after being offered a 12 year extension by the Cronulla Sharks,...
ENTERTAINMENT
‘Uber Confessions’ to be Filmed in Surry Hills
A spinoff of Taxi Cab Confessions is about to be launched, filmed on the streets of Surry Hills - 'Uber Confessions'. Brilliantly the brand...
Massive Dickhead Loses Shopping List, Forgets Garlic, Ruins Dinner
Margaret Speinholden was looking forward to this dinner party for weeks. She sent her boyfriend out with a simple grocery list. He...
How to Enter Brothels Under the Radar
LIFEHACKS: It's a question for the ages: How do you enter a Gentlemen's Club without looking like you're a client? It is indeed a...
What Dating Profiles Really Mean
Online dating is fraught with danger. There’s deception at
every swipe. Surry Hills Times to the rescue! Our resident psychologist has
turned her gaze...
Oprah Interview: Harry and Meghan Desperately Seek Privacy
Prince Harry tells Oprah Winfrey he moved his family from England because he feared the impact of the tabloid press and desperately...
SOCIETY
“I’m Buying A Jigsaw” Easter Weekend Defence a Beauty
If you've pissed off for the weekend you're very, very naughty. But if the cops do pull you over the SHT has...
