ENTERTAINMENT
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Barb Finally Calls Time on Husband’s Career
And a whole day before the season starts. Thanks maaaate.
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Surry Hills Bums a Class Above
The weird and wonderful vagrants who roam the streets of Surry Hills have once again proven themselves to be a class act....
ENTERTAINMENT
Pubs Open: Our Glasses Are Officially Half Full
Rufus gazed at his delicious schooner of beer and thought, 'yes, definitely half full.'
It is a glorious time...
Ray Martin Doubles Down After ‘N-Word’ Gaffe
After using the 'n-word' twice on air Ray Martin has attempted to deflect the media storm by saying he identifies with the plight of...
Viewers Spot Another GOT Coffee Fail
Blink and you’ll miss it, but eagle-eyed Game of Thrones fans have spotted yet another coffee cup on set of the latest...
Married at First Sight Judges Drugged
"We were turned into zombies. We were like children. We lost our own will. We just recited lines the producers told us to," said...
Bachie’s Blues: Single, Depressed Cummins Dyes Hair Blue in Cry for Help
Even though he's putting on a brave face the Surry Hills Times can confirm that 'The Bachelor' Nick Cummins is still single. And depressed....
SOCIETY
Pubs Reopen: “A Schnitty and 14 Schooners Thanks Mate”
Like the whole "ordering a meal" thing was going to stop us from disciplining our borderline alcoholism? Phhleeease.
