ENTERTAINMENT
Baldness Now Officially a Disability
An upside to the Will Smith debacle is that a new disability has been discovered! Alopecia, also known as 'spot baldness' is...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Once a Year Punter Loses Shit Outside Toko After Hot Tip...
“It was meant to win! What the fuck man?!” said Toby, 27 Digital Strategist.
Toby smashed a bottle of...
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Toxic Feminism: Woman’s Cinema Armrest Hogging Goes Too Far
A woman's hogging of the armrest at Verona Cinema has been labelled "Toxic Femininity": many believe the woman's emasculating subjugation of her...
ENTERTAINMENT
SHT ‘Dog Parents Of The Year Awards’ Open
Two homeless legends have catapulted themselves to the top of the leaderboard in the Surry Hills ‘Dog Parent of the Year’ Awards....
‘Uber Confessions’ to be Filmed in Surry Hills
A spinoff of Taxi Cab Confessions is about to be launched, filmed on the streets of Surry Hills - 'Uber Confessions'. Brilliantly the brand...
Footy Show Fat Shaming Scandal Deepens: Fatty to Sue for Decades of Fat Shaming
Yesterday the Footy Show was slammed for fat-shaming former NRL star Dave Taylor. After a wholly unnecessary grovelling apology today from Erin...
Woman’s Hair-Foils Receive AM Radio.
A local woman enjoying a dart as her hair foils did their thing encountered something entirely unexpected this morning. Berice Grainer was...
Local’s Golf Pro Dreams Finally Put to Bed
A man has faced some hard facts on hard rubbish night and a 'Golf Widow’s' husband has returned from the dead.
SOCIETY
Pete Evans Invents Napoleon Dynamite-Style Time Machine. Travels to Time Before...
Pete's done it again. Australia's favourite chef has effectively found a cure for Covid-19 by inventing a time machine that allows us...
