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Rove Rumoured to Star in Next Joker Film
‘The Joker’ is a film about a failed comedian who isn’t funny. US-based producers believe they may have found the perfect man...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Winx to Undergo Gender Reassignment Surgery
It has been revealed that the champion horse Winx, Australia’s favourite filly and the world champion over the quarter mile, is clinically depressed because...
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ABC Helps Peter Fitzsimons Discover His Pirate Heritage
The long-running ABC program 'Who Do You Think You Are?' that delves into the family history of its subject has turned its gaze to...
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Search for Goth Cinderella Widens
A mysterious women’s boot has appeared perched on a stone pillar that has the last remaining male Goths in Surry Hills frothing.
TV Ratings Revealed. Origin: 3.5M, World Cup: 500K, Love Island: 100K, Cricket: 1.
The Surry Hills Times has managed to track down the solitary individual who watched the one-day series last night.
Last night's TV ratings are out...
Moves for Posties to Deliver Yellow Pages Directly into Recycling Bins
Surry Hills residents have been treated to the latest edition of the Yellow and White Pages. What a freakin waste of paper!...
Jubilant Scenes as NRL Footy Show Finally Axed
News The Footy Show has been boned was met with unbridled scenes of celebration and tears of joy from rugby league fans around Australia.
“I'll...
Gay Dog Restaurant a World First for Surry Hills
Finally Surry Hills has what every suburb needs: a restaurant for gay dogs.
“The Gay Dog Owners Association of...
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Survey Reveals Mass Fail for 80% of Surry Hills Residents’ New...
All the things that are bad for you are good. What are you gonna do?
It’s only January 20...
