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World First: Local Unicorn Genuinely Doesn’t Give a Shit About Valentine’s...
A local woman has shattered gender stereotypes and set the world on fire after proving she doesn’t give the tiniest crap about...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Local Pub to be First Ever Dedicated ‘NRL Nude Pub’
The Clock Hotel is to be the first dedicated 'NRL Nude Pub' where fans can drink beer and cavort in privacy with their favourite...
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Confused Locals Uncertain If They Should Celebrate Australia Day
Are we allowed to celebrate Australia Day? I’m not sure. Is anyone? But what does unite all of us is a public...
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Honey Badger’s Similes Written by Third World Slaves
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It has been revealed that Nick Cummins, aka the Honey Badger, aka The Bachelor has a team of writers working under slave-like conditions to...
Dog’s New BFF Not What He Seemed
A Love Story:
It’s common knowledge that dogs are a man’s best friend. But who is a dog’s best friend?
One dog made a best...
Bachelor Recap: Honey Badger’s Fashion Clue He Wasn’t Picking Anyone.
Nick Cummins was clearly ready to party immediately after the wrap of The Bachelor.
There was one clear indication Nick Cummins would be a...
Job-Posting First World Problems Now a Thing
The phrase 'First World Problems' gets bandied around, and it must be asked: are we in the East a horribly spoilt and overly privileged...
Local Man Treated for MAFS Withdrawal
A local Surry Hills man presented at St Vincent's emergency department this morning suffering from what the medical community expect to be...




















































































