ENTERTAINMENT
Ray Martin Doubles Down After ‘N-Word’ Gaffe
After using the 'n-word' twice on air Ray Martin has attempted to deflect the media storm by saying he identifies with the plight of...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Winx to Undergo Gender Reassignment Surgery
It has been revealed that the champion horse Winx, Australia’s favourite filly and the world champion over the quarter mile, is clinically depressed because...
NEWS IN REVIEW
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Manly Boardroom Meeting
Manly has descended into further chaos after it's been revealed that a boardroom meeting went completely pear-shaped. Senior management executives at Manly instigated the...
ENTERTAINMENT
David Oldfield Reviews ‘Romper Stomper’
After the success of Romper Stomper at the Logies last night, we asked David Oldfield to review the classic Australian film.
Guest Movie Reviewer: David...
Surry Hills Resident Sues Tinder for RSI of the Thumb
A raft of thumb injuries have been reported throughout Sydney.
Surry Hills resident Billy Noke sits in the leafy courtyard of his Surry Hills...
Isolating Couple Just Realise it’s a Long Weekend
After a four day Netflix binge local woman Jacinta turned to her boyfriend and asked, "Hang on a sec, what day is...
Dog Owner Begs Dog For Yet Another Walk. Is Denied.
"I've been for seven fuckin' walks today," said Steve through clenched teeth. "Count 'em. Seven. I'm goin to sleep."
Supermarket Wars: Coles Sells Christmas in July Dogs
Coles has upped its game in a bid for the fiercely competitive supermarket dollar with the marketing of Christmas in July dogs.
SOCIETY
Surry Hills Times thanks its Instagram Followers
Only I can see the likes now, so I just thought I'd share how popular the page has become. Thanks guys.
