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Two Monsters Don’t Give Steve Any of their Lunch
A shameful display of gluttony took place in Shannon Reserve today when two locals refused to give Steve even a morsel of...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Survey of NRL Fans Reveals No One Would Blame Cleary if...
Picture the scene: you're minding your own business and five 19-year-old girls spontaneously turn up at your house and want to party....
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Needles Found in Strawberries at Surry Hills Coles
A delighted customer at Surry Hills Coles, aka ‘Smacky’ Coles found five syringes embedded in a punnet of strawberries.
“I’m stoked,” said Gaz of Surry...
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Local Man Buys ‘Girlfriend Experience’. Spends Day Cleaning Toilet, Arguing About Household Expenses and...
A local man who called an escort service under the guise of having the “full girlfriend experience” has had a rude shock,...
Dalai Lama Espouses Teachings of 17-year-old Girl
The Dalai Lama has admitted he has gained the vast amount of his teachings from Beth, a Surry Hills high school girl he has...
Valentine’s Day: Cheap Boyfriend Strikes Again
A long suffering woman has had to grin and bear another Valentine’s Day with her lame boyfriend.
Upon receiving...
Has the ABC Turned into a 24 Hour Bar?
If you’ve been watching 4 Corners you’ll have noticed a disturbing scene, where Walkley Award winning journalist Sarah Ferguson presents while at times leaning...
Surry Hills Man to Auction off his Virginity
Weeks after a teen made close to $4 million auctioning her virginity, a 32-year-old Surry Hills man, Barry Watson, is offering the same –...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
