ENTERTAINMENT
Isolating Couple Just Realise it’s a Long Weekend
After a four day Netflix binge local woman Jacinta turned to her boyfriend and asked, "Hang on a sec, what day is...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
This Week: World Mourns Loss of Two Beloved Princes
One was a tearaway, boozing, brawler who told it exactly as he saw it... the other was Tommy Raudonikis.
NEWS IN REVIEW
LATEST
Home Schooling Disaster: Planets in Wrong Order
One local Dad got it horribly wrong: it's Mercury, Venus, Earth, then Mars. Parents are outraged as the children of Surry Hills...
ENTERTAINMENT
Boyfriend Answers “Does My Bum Look Big In This?” Incorrectly and Suffers Consequences
The modern obsession with a Kardashian-esque big booty has led to mass confusion amongst men to the age-old question “Does my bum look big...
All of Surry Hills Outraged at Mega Wanky Paddo Obsessed Tosser Couple on ‘Love...
The entire suburb is fuming, absolutely feee-uming, after the latest episode of LIOLI featured two finance horrors who considered our wonderful suburb...
Manly Boardroom Meeting
Manly has descended into further chaos after it's been revealed that a boardroom meeting went completely pear-shaped. Senior management executives at Manly instigated the...
Bronze Bird Statues Defecating Throughout Sydney
The bronze bird statues that have become a feature in and around inner city Sydney buildings have begun defecating all over town.
The 67 little...
If You Think the Bumble Jeep is a Bit Macho and Rapey, Shame On...
Bumble is a dating app that empowers women, by allowing women to make the first move thereby dramatically decreasing the amount of...
SOCIETY
Isolating Man Chats Himself Up at Friday After-Work Drinks. Pulls Root.
A local self-isolating man who is working from home has had a big win at his weekly Friday night after work drinks...
