ENTERTAINMENT
Job-Posting First World Problems Now a Thing
The phrase 'First World Problems' gets bandied around, and it must be asked: are we in the East a horribly spoilt and overly privileged...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Another Shocking Bunker Call Explained
It can now be revealed that the bunker officials adjudicating the game on Friday night's fixture between the Raiders and Sharks were several hours...
NEWS IN REVIEW
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Revealed: George Pell’s Favourite Drink in Prison
It’s been a difficult few months in prison for George Pell, but he does have one thing to look forward to: this...
ENTERTAINMENT
David Oldfield Reviews ‘Romper Stomper’
After the success of Romper Stomper at the Logies last night, we asked David Oldfield to review the classic Australian film.
Guest Movie Reviewer: David...
Local Man Buys ‘Girlfriend Experience’. Spends Day Cleaning Toilet, Arguing About Household Expenses and...
A local man who called an escort service under the guise of having the “full girlfriend experience” has had a rude shock,...
Married at First Sight Judges Drugged
"We were turned into zombies. We were like children. We lost our own will. We just recited lines the producers told us to," said...
How the MAFS Experts Got Chewed Up and Spat Out by the Reality TV...
Reality TV contestants are warned when they audition that their lives will never be the same again. That’s they’ll be forever publically...
Two Monsters Don’t Give Steve Any of their Lunch
A shameful display of gluttony took place in Shannon Reserve today when two locals refused to give Steve even a morsel of...
SOCIETY
With Dragons Backflip, Folau Avoids Two Years in Hell
Ironically, the decision not to pursue Folau has allowed the god bothering homophobe to escape from two years in a punishing hellish...
