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Simon Le Bon’s Powerful Tribute to the Wild Boars
Duran Duran's lead singer Simon Le Bon has paid tribute to the bravery exhibited by the Thai Wild Boars soccer team in this uplifting...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Eels Fans Fast-Track Tats Before Midnight
“I can’t be happier”, said Gary Bush. “She’s a beauty.”
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Spanish Workers’ Siestas Delay Light Rail Indefinitely
Exclusive: The Spanish company who won the contract for Sydney’s botched light rail project have insisted on enforcing the ‘Siesta Law’, which...
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Should Weathermen Be Forced to Apologise for Getting Forecast Wrong?
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I’m sick of it. Weathermen getting it wrong. Tim Bailey for one delivers the weather with absolute certainty.
A direct quote from the weather every...
Babies for Hire as Women Declare it’s Over for Alpha Males
Research confirms contemporary women are no longer attracted to the typical Alpha Male, rather sensitive single fathers. With that “Babies For Hire” was born.
So what...
Channel 7 Trials New Watermark
The TV screens of Surry Hills have featured a new watermark trialled by Channel 7 as part of their promotion for the 2019 series...
Polo Announces Permanently Popped Collar
In a move that will excite private school old-boys, fashion giant Polo has announced a brilliant new feature driven by consumer demand: a permanently...
Married at First Sight Judges Drugged
"We were turned into zombies. We were like children. We lost our own will. We just recited lines the producers told us to," said...
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Poo Jogging Tour of Surry Hills
The Surry Hills Times can announce plans for the suburb's first ever Poo Jogging Tour.
A spate of poo jogging in recent months has taken...
