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Dog’s New BFF Not What He Seemed
A Love Story:
It’s common knowledge that dogs are a man’s best friend. But who is a dog’s best friend?
One dog made a best...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Peter Beattie’s NRL Team of the Week: Round 20
Each week the Surry Hills Times’ very special guest, the Honourable Peter Beattie, will offer us his expert advice and deep insights on the...
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Should Weathermen Be Forced to Apologise for Getting Forecast Wrong?
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I’m sick of it. Weathermen getting it wrong. Tim Bailey for one delivers the weather with absolute certainty.
A direct quote from the weather every...
ENTERTAINMENT
Smug Son-of-a-Bitch Jogging in Surry Hills at 7am
As we wake this afternoon from our mutual bender we can report that one turd was jogging with...
Local Man Loses Bet. Forced to Watch ‘Palm Beach’.
“Make it stop. Make it stop,” weeped Pat Jarvis at Entertainment Quarter this afternoon in Cinema Number 8. He was in the...
Passive Aggressive Store Opens in Surry Hills
An exciting new addition to our culture of passive aggression has finally come to Surry Hills with opening specials including 'Take Care'...
Local Couple Wed by Drone
In a world first a young Surry Hills couple was wed by a drone last weekend and the bride was beaming, “The wedding went...
Hotel Ibis Launches New Ad Campaign
Hotel Ibis has released its latest advertising campaign featuring actual Ibis birds wandering amongst garbage and homeless people strewn throughout hotel lobbies.
The campaign embraces...
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“What Men Want” Original Screenplay Leaked
The original hit comedy hit a chord with women the world over, where finally a man understands the deepest thoughts, emotions, yearnings...
