ENTERTAINMENT
Biological Woman Dies Aged 89
Repeat after me: "Trans Women Are Women". I dare you to disagree you transphobic bigot. I dare you.
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Winx to Undergo Gender Reassignment Surgery
It has been revealed that the champion horse Winx, Australia’s favourite filly and the world champion over the quarter mile, is clinically depressed because...
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Bunker Benders Continue Since 2018
In July of 2018 the Surry Hills Times revealed that the NRL Bunker played host to one massive weekend bender after another....
ENTERTAINMENT
Oprah Interview: Harry and Meghan Desperately Seek Privacy
Prince Harry tells Oprah Winfrey he moved his family from England because he feared the impact of the tabloid press and desperately...
How to Enter Brothels Under the Radar
LIFEHACKS: It's a question for the ages: How do you enter a Gentlemen's Club without looking like you're a client? It is indeed a...
World Mourns Break Up of Love Island’s Grant and Tayla
A global outpouring of grief has accompanied the news that Love Island’s winning couple Tayla Damir and Grant Crapp have split.
The shock breakup of the...
Surry Hills Resident Sues Tinder for RSI of the Thumb
A raft of thumb injuries have been reported throughout Sydney.
Surry Hills resident Billy Noke sits in the leafy courtyard of his Surry Hills...
Is Uber Deliberately Recording Passengers?
Uber is the beset with another scandal after a Surry Hills woman suspected the driver may have been recording her conversation covertly.
This comes...
SOCIETY
Surry Hills Man to Auction off his Virginity
Weeks after a teen made close to $4 million auctioning her virginity, a 32-year-old Surry Hills man, Barry Watson, is offering the same –...
