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Patronising Suit’s “Does That Make Sense?” Results in Five Day Standoff
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Briefing Now in its Fifth Day
A patronising account manager and a cocky copywriter at a
leading Surry...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Winx to Undergo Gender Reassignment Surgery
It has been revealed that the champion horse Winx, Australia’s favourite filly and the world champion over the quarter mile, is clinically depressed because...
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The much anticipated restart to the NRL season is now over. Chairman Peter V’Landys has made the decision to respect the wishes...
ENTERTAINMENT
Joyce, Campion Son Already on Spending Spree
Recently the former deputy PM Barnaby Joyce and his partner Vikki Campion have come under attack for signing a tell-all TV deal.
The interview will...
Bachelor Recap: WTF is with Roadmarkings in New Caledonia?
“Dotted white lines ONE THIRD of the way into the road makes absolutely no sense whatsoever,” said a shocked Brittany. “I could have been...
Polo Announces Permanently Popped Collar
In a move that will excite private school old-boys, fashion giant Polo has announced a brilliant new feature driven by consumer demand: a permanently...
Advertising Creative Director Appalled His Job is Considered Non-Essential
Michelle Raso is in a state of shock. "Umm, hello, I persuade children to eat breakfast cereals, borderline alcoholics to guzzle booze...
Dog Owner Begs Dog For Yet Another Walk. Is Denied.
"I've been for seven fuckin' walks today," said Steve through clenched teeth. "Count 'em. Seven. I'm goin to sleep."
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Bachie’s Blues: Single, Depressed Cummins Dyes Hair Blue in Cry for...
Even though he's putting on a brave face the Surry Hills Times can confirm that 'The Bachelor' Nick Cummins is still single. And depressed....
