ENTERTAINMENT
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Barb Finally Calls Time on Husband’s Career
And a whole day before the season starts. Thanks maaaate.
NEWS IN REVIEW
LATEST
Peter Beattie’s Team of the Week: Rd 17
Each week the Surry Hills Times’ very special guest, the Honourable Peter Beattie, will offer us his expert advice and deep insights on the...
ENTERTAINMENT
World First: Local Unicorn Genuinely Doesn’t Give a Shit About Valentine’s Day
A local woman has shattered gender stereotypes and set the world on fire after proving she doesn’t give the tiniest crap about...
“What Men Want” Original Screenplay Leaked
The original hit comedy hit a chord with women the world over, where finally a man understands the deepest thoughts, emotions, yearnings...
Surry Hills Dogs Settle Rift After 15 Years
What started as a growl ended in a no-holds-barred barney that Surry Hills residents still recall. 15 years later the two were still arch...
Is Uber Deliberately Recording Passengers?
Uber is the beset with another scandal after a Surry Hills woman suspected the driver may have been recording her conversation covertly.
This comes...
Valentine’s Day: Cheap Boyfriend Strikes Again
A long suffering woman has had to grin and bear another Valentine’s Day with her lame boyfriend.
Upon receiving...
SOCIETY
Sydney’s Afternoonlife Pronounced Dead at 3pm Today
Sydney's nightlife has long been pronounced dead. Now its Afternoon Life was pronounced dead at LoLuk Bistro after a noise complaint was...
