ENTERTAINMENT
Honey Badger’s Advice: Go Horse Riding with a Selfie Stick Whilst...
We at the Surry Hills Times have always been big fans of the Honey Badger and his endless litany of similes. But...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Storm Sign Smith Until 2028
Cameron Smith has finally committed to the Melbourne Storm, signing an 8 year deal with the option of another 6 meaning the...
NEWS IN REVIEW
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Ice Invades Surry Streets
Look, I’m not proud of this one… it’s an obvious gag, but every week I see the guys at Toko chuck out...
ENTERTAINMENT
Isolating Couple Just Realise it’s a Long Weekend
After a four day Netflix binge local woman Jacinta turned to her boyfriend and asked, "Hang on a sec, what day is...
Men Ecstatic as Trivago Girl Returns
The men of Australia rejoiced last night at the return of the Trivago girl.
It has been a stressful few weeks without her presence. We...
Legend Resident Can’t be Fucked Walking Up the Road for Booze
In Surry Hills you’ll notice there is almost literally a bar on every corner, but one resident on Arthur Street regularly says...
Passive Aggressive Store Opens in Surry Hills
An exciting new addition to our culture of passive aggression has finally come to Surry Hills with opening specials including 'Take Care'...
World First: Local Unicorn Genuinely Doesn’t Give a Shit About Valentine’s Day
A local woman has shattered gender stereotypes and set the world on fire after proving she doesn’t give the tiniest crap about...
SOCIETY
Resident Innocently Installs Sun Blind And Suddenly Becomes Incredibly Popular
Clarry O’Mare, 62, has always loathed the afternoon sun streaming into his Surry Hills terrace. Finally he decided to install a blockout...
