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Men Ecstatic as Trivago Girl Returns
The men of Australia rejoiced last night at the return of the Trivago girl.
It has been a stressful few weeks without her presence. We...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Peter Beattie’s Team of the Week: Round 24
Each week the Surry Hills Times’ very special guest, the Honourable Peter Beattie, will offer us his expert advice and deep insights on the...
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Surry Hills May Never Recover: Residents Demand Immediate Deportation of Literal...
Thousands of Surry Hills residents contacted Home Affairs Minister Tony Burke demanding the immediate deportation of March for Australia rally attendees who...
ENTERTAINMENT
Exclusive: Unnamed Aussie Celebrity Chef Pays Staff Fair Wages
An Australian celebrity chef who does not wish to be named has allegedly been paying his staff fair and just wages for over a...
Dog Fed Up With Owner’s Vanity
This was the moment Stefan Forrester's dog decided enough was enough.
Speaking through a dog interpreter Stefan's dog Vin...
World First: Local Unicorn Genuinely Doesn’t Give a Shit About Valentine’s Day
A local woman has shattered gender stereotypes and set the world on fire after proving she doesn’t give the tiniest crap about...
Heroes of Ultimate Frisbee Calendar Causes Firestorm
An unlikely public stoush has broken out between Firemen and Ultimate Frisbee athletes concerning the simultaneous release date of their upcoming calendars with the Firefighters...
Local Couple Wed by Drone
In a world first a young Surry Hills couple was wed by a drone last weekend and the bride was beaming, “The wedding went...
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Local Man Buys ‘Girlfriend Experience’. Spends Day Cleaning Toilet, Arguing About...
A local man who called an escort service under the guise of having the “full girlfriend experience” has had a rude shock,...
