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Dog Fed Up With Owner’s Vanity
This was the moment Stefan Forrester's dog decided enough was enough.
Speaking through a dog interpreter Stefan's dog Vin...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Honey Badger’s Similes Written by Third World Slaves
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It has been revealed that Nick Cummins, aka the Honey Badger, aka The Bachelor has a team of writers working under slave-like conditions to...
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Sledge Prompts Warner to Quit Cricket to work in Bunnings’ Sandpaper...
A sledging on Saturday which saw the banned international star leave the field has now prompted David Warner to quit cricket in pursuit of a...
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Married at First Sight Judges Drugged
"We were turned into zombies. We were like children. We lost our own will. We just recited lines the producers told us to," said...
Noll’s Foul-Mouthed Rant lands him Multi-Million Dollar Gangsta-Rap Deal
An expletive laden rant has led to a dramatic image overhaul for Shannon Noll with his new album: "I F#*k Yo Mum and Yo...
Identity of Paddington Poo Jogger Hidden From Public
The Surry Hills Times joins the major publications in its denouncement of the government’s censorship laws as this stunning letter exposing the...
Year in Review: Your Favourite Story, as Voted by You.
What ride! What a goddamn ride!
It's the end of our first year and...
If You Think the Bumble Jeep is a Bit Macho and Rapey, Shame On...
Bumble is a dating app that empowers women, by allowing women to make the first move thereby dramatically decreasing the amount of...
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Brothers Steven and Martin Tyler Reunite to Call England Match
The upcoming blockbuster World Cup semi-final between England and Croatia will see two brothers reunited for the first time in decades.
Brothers Martin Tyler and...
