ENTERTAINMENT
Doctors Confirm “Crazily Addictive” gameshow Pointless, 100% Non-Addictive
When the game show ‘Pointless’ first aired we were told by the medical wing of the Channel 10 promotions department that it was ‘crazily...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Beattie Donates Brain To Rugby League: Scientists Reject Offer
What Peter Beattie has not achieved throughout his life may be achieved in death. The chairman of the ARL commission has received...
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Wife Enforces 1.5 metre Rule in Bed. ‘Headache’ Excuse No Longer...
Bianca Sebatini's husband is a mad rooter. Always has been. She thought once they got married he'd settle down. No such luck....
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Honey Badger’s Advice: Go Horse Riding with a Selfie Stick Whilst We #bereal
We at the Surry Hills Times have always been big fans of the Honey Badger and his endless litany of similes. But...
Google Confirms it will play Baker Boy ad Every Single Ad Break Until the...
That's every single ad break... until the end of time.
Local Wanker Overheard Delighting at Rain Because “My Vertical Garden Needs It”
The conversation continued as follows:
“The farmers probably need it more,” one cafe patron replied.
“What...
Local Dog Eats Magic Mushrooms in Park and Trips Balls
Surry Hills residents were out in force this weekend after the rains brought a crop of magic mushrooms to Shannon Reserve on Crown Street.
“It's...
Big Marn to Join Fatty’s Lawsuit as Report Finds Fat Shaming at Footy Show...
Firstly, it feels good to say something is 'systemic', even if it isn't, because when you say 'systemic' you feel smart. Systemic....
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