ENTERTAINMENT
Search for Goth Cinderella Widens
A mysterious women’s boot has appeared perched on a stone pillar that has the last remaining male Goths in Surry Hills frothing.
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Peter Beattie’s Team to Watch: Finals Week 1
It’s week one of the Finals, and each week throughout the season the Surry Hills Times’ very special guest, the Honourable Peter Beattie, will...
NEWS IN REVIEW
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NRL’s Media Advisors to Train Catholic Church in Interviews
The NRL is an intense game. An eighty minute thrill ride. Post match interviews with the heroes that play the game, however, are not.
On...
ENTERTAINMENT
Lawrence Mooney in Freefall after Turnbull Ousted
Full-time impersonator Lawrence Mooney is best known for his impression of the now ex-Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull. The news that his meal ticket is...
Non-Tinder Date in Surry Hills
It was a typical midweek evening at one of Surry Hills’ iconic bars. The usual scene, awkward couples on Tinder dates struggling...
Big News Day: Notre Dame on Fire & Martha on Fire in New Red...
It's been a huge day in news with Australia waking up to the shocking devastating news that Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris...
Dog Fed Up With Owner’s Vanity
This was the moment Stefan Forrester's dog decided enough was enough.
Speaking through a dog interpreter Stefan's dog Vin...
Dating Trends: Clit Pics are the new Dick Pic
CIt has long been the scourge of dating apps: men sending unwanted, unprompted pictures of their genitals. Now, in what some have...
SOCIETY
Government Responds to Housing Crisis with Avocado Tree Planted in Surry...
The government has responded to the issue of housing affordability by subsidising the cost of Smashed Av at local cafes by planting an avocado...
