ENTERTAINMENT
Married at First Sight Judges Drugged
"We were turned into zombies. We were like children. We lost our own will. We just recited lines the producers told us to," said...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Storm Celebrate Mad Monday before Grand Final
BREAKING: Never before has an NRL team celebrated a Grand Final victory before kickoff, but that’s exactly what Melbourne Storm will be doing today...
NEWS IN REVIEW
LATEST
Passive Aggressive Store Opens in Surry Hills
An exciting new addition to our culture of passive aggression has finally come to Surry Hills with opening specials including 'Take Care'...
ENTERTAINMENT
Bachelor Recap: WTF is with Roadmarkings in New Caledonia?
“Dotted white lines ONE THIRD of the way into the road makes absolutely no sense whatsoever,” said a shocked Brittany. “I could have been...
Punting Obsessed Single Fathers’ 2-Year-Old Race Day
A group of single fathers desperate for a punt on the weekend have cajoled their 2-year-olds into a race meet the second Saturday of...
Oprah Interview: Harry and Meghan Desperately Seek Privacy
Prince Harry tells Oprah Winfrey he moved his family from England because he feared the impact of the tabloid press and desperately...
Dog’s New BFF Not What He Seemed
A Love Story:
It’s common knowledge that dogs are a man’s best friend. But who is a dog’s best friend?
One dog made a best...
All of Surry Hills Outraged at Mega Wanky Paddo Obsessed Tosser Couple on ‘Love...
The entire suburb is fuming, absolutely feee-uming, after the latest episode of LIOLI featured two finance horrors who considered our wonderful suburb...
SOCIETY
Has the ABC Turned into a 24 Hour Bar?
If you’ve been watching 4 Corners you’ll have noticed a disturbing scene, where Walkley Award winning journalist Sarah Ferguson presents while at times leaning...
