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‘Epic Fails 2018!’
Life's tough. As we at the Surry Hills Times always say, "it's good to laugh".
That's why we're proud to release our "Epic Fails 2018"...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Warning: Baby Gift a Lifelong Choking Hazard
An urgent recall has been issued on a Dragon’s Baby Membership after their capitulation against the Eels yesterday after a 14-0 lead...
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Surry Hills Times Person (and People) of the Year
Naturally the Person of the Year is Cheeky Monkey for consistently being cheery and taking a verbal broomstick to all politicians to...
ENTERTAINMENT
Mad Men Convinces Old Guy He’s Still Got Game
After binge watching all seven seasons of Mad Men, Dennis Kinchela a 65-year-old Surry Hills man, has convinced himself he’s capable of picking up...
PETA Demonstrate for the Rights of Inner City Rats
Members of PETA have violently protested outside a Taiwanese restaurant after Din Tai Fung was shut down due to rats being discovered...
Ali Reportedly ‘Deeply in Love’… with Herself.
Bachelor fans have been reassured: Ali Oetjen is very much in love. With Ali Oetjen.
It's been a hard slog for Bachelor fans recently with...
Year in Review: Your Favourite Story, as Voted by You.
What ride! What a goddamn ride!
It's the end of our first year and...
Surry Hills Dogs Settle Rift After 15 Years
What started as a growl ended in a no-holds-barred barney that Surry Hills residents still recall. 15 years later the two were still arch...
SOCIETY
Graffiti in Surry Hills Park
More shocking graffiti has surfaced in the popular Surry Hills park overnight.
The quadrangle aligned with Shannon Reserve has yet again fallen victim at...
