ENTERTAINMENT
Polo Announces Permanently Popped Collar
In a move that will excite private school old-boys, fashion giant Polo has announced a brilliant new feature driven by consumer demand: a permanently...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Mass Sale on Polo Shirts After Wallabies Humiliating Defeat
Eastern Suburbs Private School boys have been distancing themselves from the game of rugby union en mass after the Wallabies atrocious capitulation...
NEWS IN REVIEW
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Greg Norman the Musical Greenlit
Entertainment
It would seem as if the rumours are true and a musical about the life and times of iconic Australian golfer Greg Norman has...
ENTERTAINMENT
#MeToo: Local Manwhore Called Out For ‘Walk of Shame’
It has finally happened sisters. The #metoo movement has taken a huge step forward this morning after a local manwhore was finally...
Mass Sale on Polo Shirts After Wallabies Humiliating Defeat
Eastern Suburbs Private School boys have been distancing themselves from the game of rugby union en mass after the Wallabies atrocious capitulation...
Pug Spirals into Depression at Being Used as Tinder Prop
Stefan Forrester is that it again, and this time he's used an innocent pug in his continuing efforts to “score the chicks”.
Local Digital Newspaper Editor Descends Into Alcoholism After Instagram Stops Likes
What’s the point any more? Why am I even writing this? Is anybody reading? Where are the likes? Fuck! If people like...
SOCIETY
Confirmed: Local Man Invented Phrase: ‘The Race that Stops the Nation’....
Grahame Wynne is an angry man. And for good reason.
These days it’s about all Mr Wynne can remember, but remember he does.
It...
