ENTERTAINMENT
Passive Aggressive Store Opens in Surry Hills
An exciting new addition to our culture of passive aggression has finally come to Surry Hills with opening specials including 'Take Care'...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Two NRL Matches to be Played at MCG Every Weekend
The National Rugby League has hit back at the AFL’s aggressive expansion policy announcing plans to play two Rugby League matches at the MCG...
NEWS IN REVIEW
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Honey Badger’s Similes Written by Third World Slaves
Exclusive
It has been revealed that Nick Cummins, aka the Honey Badger, aka The Bachelor has a team of writers working under slave-like conditions to...
ENTERTAINMENT
Lawrence Mooney in Freefall after Turnbull Ousted
Full-time impersonator Lawrence Mooney is best known for his impression of the now ex-Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull. The news that his meal ticket is...
Local Man Buys ‘Girlfriend Experience’. Spends Day Cleaning Toilet, Arguing About Household Expenses and...
A local man who called an escort service under the guise of having the “full girlfriend experience” has had a rude shock,...
Local Dog Eats Magic Mushrooms in Park and Trips Balls
Surry Hills residents were out in force this weekend after the rains brought a crop of magic mushrooms to Shannon Reserve on Crown Street.
“It's...
Polo Announces Permanently Popped Collar
In a move that will excite private school old-boys, fashion giant Polo has announced a brilliant new feature driven by consumer demand: a permanently...
Proof Kiwis Think We’re Idiots
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If you’re Australian and you’ve seen the latest commercial for Air New Zealand you’ll smell a rat. Or specifically a goose. You may...
SOCIETY
Is Phipps’ Inclusion so Rugby Australia can Boost TV Ratings?
Some weeks ago a press conference was held where Nick Phipps was forced to apologise for urinating on a bar at the Woollahra Hotel.
Afterwards...
