ENTERTAINMENT
Local Man Buys Three Vacuums in Black Friday Sale. Regrets Nothing.
“I bought two last year and I just couldn't bloody help meself this year either,” said Max Merch.
The...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Bachie’s Blues: Single, Depressed Cummins Dyes Hair Blue in Cry for...
Even though he's putting on a brave face the Surry Hills Times can confirm that 'The Bachelor' Nick Cummins is still single. And depressed....
NEWS IN REVIEW
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Life Coach Motivator comes to Surry Hills
Are you a Life Coach? Do you spend your days trying to motivate complete losers who have no direction? It can be tough at...
ENTERTAINMENT
“What Men Want” Original Screenplay Leaked
The original hit comedy hit a chord with women the world over, where finally a man understands the deepest thoughts, emotions, yearnings...
Babies for Hire as Women Declare it’s Over for Alpha Males
Research confirms contemporary women are no longer attracted to the typical Alpha Male, rather sensitive single fathers. With that “Babies For Hire” was born.
So what...
Local Man Buys Three Vacuums in Black Friday Sale. Regrets Nothing.
“I bought two last year and I just couldn't bloody help meself this year either,” said Max Merch.
The...
Married at First Sight Judges Drugged
"We were turned into zombies. We were like children. We lost our own will. We just recited lines the producers told us to," said...
Prison Sex Scandal Leads to Crime Wave
THE sex crisis plaguing Australia’s prisons has deepened, with another female guard losing her job after being caught with an inmate.
Seemingly “on tap” sex...
SOCIETY
Do Australian Banks Belong to Us?
Advertising
The Surry Hills Times can reveal that the fallout from the Royal Commission into Banking has crossed over into the latest advertising for ‘Australian...
