ENTERTAINMENT
Big Marn to Join Fatty’s Lawsuit as Report Finds Fat Shaming...
Firstly, it feels good to say something is 'systemic', even if it isn't, because when you say 'systemic' you feel smart. Systemic....
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Once a Year Punter Loses Shit Outside Toko After Hot Tip...
“It was meant to win! What the fuck man?!” said Toby, 27 Digital Strategist.
Toby smashed a bottle of...
NEWS IN REVIEW
LATEST
Abbott Weighs in on Onion Debate: “Onions should be eaten raw,...
Tony Abbott has thrown his considerable intellectual gravitas behind the ban on cooked onions from our streets.
Mr Abbott today made a passionate statement...
ENTERTAINMENT
Local Hero Watches Love Actually with Girlfriend. Doesn’t Complain.
Surry Hills man Michael Beattie, 27, was in emotional disarray after being forced to watch the perennial Christmas classic ‘Love Actually’ by...
Creative Director Insists Being Called ‘King Ding-a-Ling’ Prompting Mass Walkout
The CD of local advertising and strategy agency 'Scarves and Insights' Michael Raso has insisted his staff refer to him as "King...
Noll’s Foul-Mouthed Rant lands him Multi-Million Dollar Gangsta-Rap Deal
An expletive laden rant has led to a dramatic image overhaul for Shannon Noll with his new album: "I F#*k Yo Mum and Yo...
#MeToo: Local Manwhore Called Out For ‘Walk of Shame’
It has finally happened sisters. The #metoo movement has taken a huge step forward this morning after a local manwhore was finally...
SOCIETY
Winx to Undergo Gender Reassignment Surgery
It has been revealed that the champion horse Winx, Australia’s favourite filly and the world champion over the quarter mile, is clinically depressed because...
