ENTERTAINMENT
Bachelor Recap: WTF is with Roadmarkings in New Caledonia?
“Dotted white lines ONE THIRD of the way into the road makes absolutely no sense whatsoever,” said a shocked Brittany. “I could have been...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
‘Diehard’ Roosters Fan Just Realises They Are Premiers
A self-described “diehard” Roosters fan has more has had a wonderful morning. Nathaniel Farsi, 29, Share Trader, was checking the finance report...
NEWS IN REVIEW
ENTERTAINMENT
Revealed: Meghan Was Shat All Over Before She Did Same to Royal Family in...
It was always going to take a lot of courage to take down the Royal family, so you're going to want to...
Men Ecstatic as Trivago Girl Returns
The men of Australia rejoiced last night at the return of the Trivago girl.
It has been a stressful few weeks without her presence. We...
Surry Hills Resident Sues Tinder for RSI of the Thumb
A raft of thumb injuries have been reported throughout Sydney.
Surry Hills resident Billy Noke sits in the leafy courtyard of his Surry Hills...
Man Multi-Tasks For First Time
Men have long admired and respected and even looked on with envy from afar at women's ability to multitask.
Men's collective inability to do the...
Isolating Couple Just Realise it’s a Long Weekend
After a four day Netflix binge local woman Jacinta turned to her boyfriend and asked, "Hang on a sec, what day is...
SOCIETY
Peter Beattie’s Team of the Week: Rd 17
Each week the Surry Hills Times’ very special guest, the Honourable Peter Beattie, will offer us his expert advice and deep insights on the...
