ENTERTAINMENT
Man Deliberately Breaks Leg to Avoid ‘Harry and Meghan’ Party
A Surry Hills man has deliberately broken his leg to avoid a 'Harry and Meghan Royal Wedding Party' hosted by his girlfriend overnight.
"I regret...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Can The Blues Win Anything?
The Blues may yet avoid another epic fail. The Democrats and the NSW Blues were both unbackable favourites, but the NSW Blues...
NEWS IN REVIEW
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Sledge Prompts Warner to Quit Cricket to work in Bunnings’ Sandpaper...
A sledging on Saturday which saw the banned international star leave the field has now prompted David Warner to quit cricket in pursuit of a...
ENTERTAINMENT
World First: Local Unicorn Genuinely Doesn’t Give a Shit About Valentine’s Day
A local woman has shattered gender stereotypes and set the world on fire after proving she doesn’t give the tiniest crap about...
Identity of Paddington Poo Jogger Hidden From Public
The Surry Hills Times joins the major publications in its denouncement of the government’s censorship laws as this stunning letter exposing the...
Isolating Couple Just Realise it’s a Long Weekend
After a four day Netflix binge local woman Jacinta turned to her boyfriend and asked, "Hang on a sec, what day is...
Google Confirms it will play Baker Boy ad Every Single Ad Break Until the...
That's every single ad break... until the end of time.
How Busy are the Women of Australia?
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Garnier’s new 4 in 1 cream 'BB' (Beautifully Busy) allows the busy women of Australia to get on with their day faster thanks to...
SOCIETY
Exposed: Local Monster Insists on Drinking From Plastic Straws
It is the year 2019 yet this Surry Hills resident continues to drink from multiple plastic straws in spite of imminent danger...
