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Patronising Suit’s “Does That Make Sense?” Results in Five Day Standoff
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Briefing Now in its Fifth Day
A patronising account manager and a cocky copywriter at a
leading Surry...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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This Week: World Mourns Loss of Two Beloved Princes
One was a tearaway, boozing, brawler who told it exactly as he saw it... the other was Tommy Raudonikis.
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You Can’t Keep A Good Woman Down
Gladdy is tearing it up on the dating apps with multiple profiles proving once again she's a woman with needs. You go...
ENTERTAINMENT
‘Epic Fails 2018!’
Life's tough. As we at the Surry Hills Times always say, "it's good to laugh".
That's why we're proud to release our "Epic Fails 2018"...
Regular Fridge Becomes Shitfight Work Fridge As Couple Works from Home
Domestic tensions rose further as one of the two sharing the office space stuck up a lame message on A4 paper that...
Lawrence Mooney in Freefall after Turnbull Ousted
Full-time impersonator Lawrence Mooney is best known for his impression of the now ex-Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull. The news that his meal ticket is...
Salim Mehajer’s bid to be Mayor of Surry Hills
Ex Deputy Mayor of Auburn and troubled property developer Salim Mehajer has announced he’s in the race to become Mayor of Surry Hills.
In an...
Local Wanker Overheard Delighting at Rain Because “My Vertical Garden Needs It”
The conversation continued as follows:
“The farmers probably need it more,” one cafe patron replied.
“What...
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With Dragons Backflip, Folau Avoids Two Years in Hell
Ironically, the decision not to pursue Folau has allowed the god bothering homophobe to escape from two years in a punishing hellish...
