ENTERTAINMENT
Local Man Buys Three Vacuums in Black Friday Sale. Regrets Nothing.
“I bought two last year and I just couldn't bloody help meself this year either,” said Max Merch.
The...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Revealed: Ben Cousins’ Cousin an Ice Dealer
It has been alleged that Ben Cousins’ cousin Kenny Cousins is an ice dealer and is behind the downfall of his famous cousin.
The Surry...
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Local Woman Outraged When Plumber Turns Up On Time
A Surry Hills mother of two was surprised when a plumber turned up on time to her residence on Arthur Street this...
ENTERTAINMENT
Local Man Buys ‘Girlfriend Experience’. Spends Day Cleaning Toilet, Arguing About Household Expenses and...
A local man who called an escort service under the guise of having the “full girlfriend experience” has had a rude shock,...
#MeToo: Local Manwhore Called Out For ‘Walk of Shame’
It has finally happened sisters. The #metoo movement has taken a huge step forward this morning after a local manwhore was finally...
Manly Boardroom Meeting
Manly has descended into further chaos after it's been revealed that a boardroom meeting went completely pear-shaped. Senior management executives at Manly instigated the...
Should Weathermen Be Forced to Apologise for Getting Forecast Wrong?
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I’m sick of it. Weathermen getting it wrong. Tim Bailey for one delivers the weather with absolute certainty.
A direct quote from the weather every...
Local Digital Newspaper Editor Descends Into Alcoholism After Instagram Stops Likes
What’s the point any more? Why am I even writing this? Is anybody reading? Where are the likes? Fuck! If people like...
SOCIETY
Is Uber Deliberately Recording Passengers?
Uber is the beset with another scandal after a Surry Hills woman suspected the driver may have been recording her conversation covertly.
This comes...
