ENTERTAINMENT
Local Dog Eats Magic Mushrooms in Park and Trips Balls
Surry Hills residents were out in force this weekend after the rains brought a crop of magic mushrooms to Shannon Reserve on Crown Street.
“It's...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Local’s Golf Pro Dreams Finally Put to Bed
A man has faced some hard facts on hard rubbish night and a 'Golf Widow’s' husband has returned from the dead.
NEWS IN REVIEW
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Surry Hills Times Person (and People) of the Year
Naturally the Person of the Year is Cheeky Monkey for consistently being cheery and taking a verbal broomstick to all politicians to...
ENTERTAINMENT
How to Enter Brothels Under the Radar
LIFEHACKS: It's a question for the ages: How do you enter a Gentlemen's Club without looking like you're a client? It is indeed a...
Footy Show Fat Shaming Scandal Deepens: Fatty to Sue for Decades of Fat Shaming
Yesterday the Footy Show was slammed for fat-shaming former NRL star Dave Taylor. After a wholly unnecessary grovelling apology today from Erin...
Dog Owner Begs Dog For Yet Another Walk. Is Denied.
"I've been for seven fuckin' walks today," said Steve through clenched teeth. "Count 'em. Seven. I'm goin to sleep."
Valentine’s Day: Cheap Boyfriend Strikes Again
A long suffering woman has had to grin and bear another Valentine’s Day with her lame boyfriend.
Upon receiving...
Investigation: Extra Large Cage Eggs Not Actually From Extra Large Cages
A well-known egg farm has been sued by the federal government for misleading labelling: “Extra Large Cage Eggs” are to be immediately...
SOCIETY
Fake News: FFS It Was Meant To Rain Today!
The SHT is calling for mandatory KPIs on all weathermen and women. Rain was confidently predicted, yet the skies were blue. If...
