ENTERTAINMENT
Valentine’s Day: Cheap Boyfriend Strikes Again
A long suffering woman has had to grin and bear another Valentine’s Day with her lame boyfriend.
Upon receiving...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Barrett to Focus on Outdoor Furniture
Manly’s signing of Des Hasler has opened the way for Trent Barrett to concentrate on his Outdoor Furniture Warehouse that had its beginnings this...
NEWS IN REVIEW
LATEST
Shockingly Misleading Headline of Whale’s Tragic Death
In a disgraceful example of clickbait, the Murdoch-owned News Corp site 'news.com.au' has implied the terrible death of a whale was the result of...
ENTERTAINMENT
SHT ‘Dog Parents Of The Year Awards’ Open
Two homeless legends have catapulted themselves to the top of the leaderboard in the Surry Hills ‘Dog Parent of the Year’ Awards....
Joyce, Campion Son Already on Spending Spree
Recently the former deputy PM Barnaby Joyce and his partner Vikki Campion have come under attack for signing a tell-all TV deal.
The interview will...
Is Uber Deliberately Recording Passengers?
Uber is the beset with another scandal after a Surry Hills woman suspected the driver may have been recording her conversation covertly.
This comes...
Non-Tinder Date in Surry Hills
It was a typical midweek evening at one of Surry Hills’ iconic bars. The usual scene, awkward couples on Tinder dates struggling...
Honey Badger’s Advice: Go Horse Riding with a Selfie Stick Whilst We #bereal
We at the Surry Hills Times have always been big fans of the Honey Badger and his endless litany of similes. But...
SOCIETY
Wealthy Hedge Fund Manager Crashes Local Charity Dinner
I am of course joking. The evening went off without a hitch.
The Surry Hills Times would like to shed its suit of satire and...
