ENTERTAINMENT
Unforgivable: Local Turd Busted Watching ‘Killing Eve’ Without Girlfriend
"I came home from work early and busted him in the bedroom on his laptop. At first I thought he was watching...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
NRL Fans Mourn: Season Over Because Anti-Vaxxer Cartwright Refuses Flu Shot
The much anticipated restart to the NRL season is now over. Chairman Peter V’Landys has made the decision to respect the wishes...
NEWS IN REVIEW
LATEST
World First: Gender Fluid Pedestrian Crossing in Surry Hills
In October last year the Surry Hills Times reported that about the first ever feminist pedestrian crossing to be installed on Crown...
ENTERTAINMENT
Bachie’s Blues: Single, Depressed Cummins Dyes Hair Blue in Cry for Help
Even though he's putting on a brave face the Surry Hills Times can confirm that 'The Bachelor' Nick Cummins is still single. And depressed....
Non-Tinder Date in Surry Hills
It was a typical midweek evening at one of Surry Hills’ iconic bars. The usual scene, awkward couples on Tinder dates struggling...
How to Enter Brothels Under the Radar
LIFEHACKS: It's a question for the ages: How do you enter a Gentlemen's Club without looking like you're a client? It is indeed a...
Manly Boardroom Meeting
Manly has descended into further chaos after it's been revealed that a boardroom meeting went completely pear-shaped. Senior management executives at Manly instigated the...
Local Man Buys Three Vacuums in Black Friday Sale. Regrets Nothing.
“I bought two last year and I just couldn't bloody help meself this year either,” said Max Merch.
The...
SOCIETY
Surry Hills Mourns the Loss of Caitlin
A true legend of the suburb left our corner of the world today: Caitlin.
She flew to New York this morning for a brief holiday...
