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Pubs Open: Our Glasses Are Officially Half Full
Rufus gazed at his delicious schooner of beer and thought, 'yes, definitely half full.'
It is a glorious time...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Local Man Convinced He Can Dominate Tennis After Watching Wimbledon
Graham O'Grady was always a pretty decent ping pong player. As an eight-year-old he was unbeatable in his nan's garage on summer...
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Milk Crates to be Standard Issue for NSW Police
The stupendous success of the milk crate takedown in Sydney’s CBD yesterday has led to milk crates being standard issue for NSW...
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Woman’s Hair-Foils Receive AM Radio.
A local woman enjoying a dart as her hair foils did their thing encountered something entirely unexpected this morning. Berice Grainer was...
Baldness Now Officially a Disability
An upside to the Will Smith debacle is that a new disability has been discovered! Alopecia, also known as 'spot baldness' is...
The Bachelor: The Biggest Bitch of All is Matt
Matt may not be Dog C*nt, but he certainly carried on like a little bitch, and it shouldn't go unnoticed. Truth is,...
Wife Enforces 1.5 metre Rule in Bed. ‘Headache’ Excuse No Longer Necessary.
Bianca Sebatini's husband is a mad rooter. Always has been. She thought once they got married he'd settle down. No such luck....
Ali Reportedly ‘Deeply in Love’… with Herself.
Bachelor fans have been reassured: Ali Oetjen is very much in love. With Ali Oetjen.
It's been a hard slog for Bachelor fans recently with...
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How Busy are the Women of Australia?
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