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Are Fake Pocket Calls the New Tinder?
In the deeply confusing world of dating with dozens of apps and online dating platforms the quest to find a partner is more challenging...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Peter Beattie’s NRL Team of the Week: Round 22
Each week the Surry Hills Times’ very special guest, the Honourable Peter Beattie, will offer us his expert advice and deep insights on the...
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Surry Hills Mourns the Loss of Caitlin
A true legend of the suburb left our corner of the world today: Caitlin.
She flew to New York this morning for a brief holiday...
ENTERTAINMENT
Dog Owner Begs Dog For Yet Another Walk. Is Denied.
"I've been for seven fuckin' walks today," said Steve through clenched teeth. "Count 'em. Seven. I'm goin to sleep."
Local Dog Eats Magic Mushrooms in Park and Trips Balls
Surry Hills residents were out in force this weekend after the rains brought a crop of magic mushrooms to Shannon Reserve on Crown Street.
“It's...
Toxic Feminism: Woman’s Cinema Armrest Hogging Goes Too Far
A woman's hogging of the armrest at Verona Cinema has been labelled "Toxic Femininity": many believe the woman's emasculating subjugation of her...
Simon Le Bon’s Powerful Tribute to the Wild Boars
Duran Duran's lead singer Simon Le Bon has paid tribute to the bravery exhibited by the Thai Wild Boars soccer team in this uplifting...
Identity of Paddington Poo Jogger Hidden From Public
The Surry Hills Times joins the major publications in its denouncement of the government’s censorship laws as this stunning letter exposing the...
SOCIETY
Apple Fanboys Outraged at Local Punter’s MacBook Dis
The sacrilegious act of 35-year-old local copywriter ‘Nathan’ has Apple nerds worldwide livid.
“Steve Jobs will be rolling around...
