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How Busy are the Women of Australia?
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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‘Diehard’ Roosters Fan Just Realises They Are Premiers
A self-described “diehard” Roosters fan has more has had a wonderful morning. Nathaniel Farsi, 29, Share Trader, was checking the finance report...
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FREE TICKET GIVEAWAY to our dear readers!
The Surry Hills Times is proud to announce our first ever ticket giveaway! No satirical jokes. No gags. Just free tickets!
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Mad Men Convinces Old Guy He’s Still Got Game
After binge watching all seven seasons of Mad Men, Dennis Kinchela a 65-year-old Surry Hills man, has convinced himself he’s capable of picking up...
Local Couple Wed by Drone
In a world first a young Surry Hills couple was wed by a drone last weekend and the bride was beaming, “The wedding went...
Prison Sex Scandal Leads to Crime Wave
THE sex crisis plaguing Australia’s prisons has deepened, with another female guard losing her job after being caught with an inmate.
Seemingly “on tap” sex...
Isolating Couple Just Realise it’s a Long Weekend
After a four day Netflix binge local woman Jacinta turned to her boyfriend and asked, "Hang on a sec, what day is...
Dog Owner Begs Dog For Yet Another Walk. Is Denied.
"I've been for seven fuckin' walks today," said Steve through clenched teeth. "Count 'em. Seven. I'm goin to sleep."
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Ice Invades Surry Streets
Look, I’m not proud of this one… it’s an obvious gag, but every week I see the guys at Toko chuck out...
