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SAS Australia Obsession Overtakes Local Couple’s Otherwise Placid Existence
An obsession with SAS Australia has a local man believing he’s a cockney SAS Sergeant who has the right to bark orders...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Warning: Baby Gift a Lifelong Choking Hazard
An urgent recall has been issued on a Dragon’s Baby Membership after their capitulation against the Eels yesterday after a 14-0 lead...
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Warning: Non-Activated Almonds Found in Surry Hills
A warning goes out tonight for Surry Hills residents with the distressing news that it's been confirmed non-activated almonds have been sold...
ENTERTAINMENT
Fed Up Girlfriend Only Makes Her Side of Bed
Surry Hills local, Jacqueline Waterstreet, is a woman who’s had enough. Her boyfriend Shane, has not made the bed throughout their four year relationship...
Local Man Loses Bet. Forced to Watch ‘Palm Beach’.
“Make it stop. Make it stop,” weeped Pat Jarvis at Entertainment Quarter this afternoon in Cinema Number 8. He was in the...
Ghosting Dating App Launched in Surry Hills
We’ve all experienced it, being ghosted on Tinder, Bumble, Happn or any of the other dating apps that have pervaded modern day dating. Now...
Viewers Spot Another GOT Coffee Fail
Blink and you’ll miss it, but eagle-eyed Game of Thrones fans have spotted yet another coffee cup on set of the latest...
FREE TICKET GIVEAWAY to our dear readers!
The Surry Hills Times is proud to announce our first ever ticket giveaway! No satirical jokes. No gags. Just free tickets!
They’re courtesy of...
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Severe Weather: Man’s Downlight Drips. SES Call in for Backup.
Ferocious storms have lashed the NSW coastline with disastrous results, no more so than in Surry Hills where one man’s downlight dripped...
