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Surry Hills May Never Recover: Residents Demand Immediate Deportation of Literal Monsters Who Dared to Celebrate Australia Day on Crown Street

Surry Hills Times - 26/01/2026

Local

Halloween Costume Terrifies Surry Hills

Entertainment

Biological Woman Dies Aged 89

How To

Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies

ENTERTAINMENT

Sport

TV Ratings Revealed. Origin: 3.5M, World Cup: 500K, Love Island: 100K,...

Surry Hills Times - 25/06/2018

The Surry Hills Times has managed to track down the solitary individual who watched the one-day series last night. Last night's TV ratings are out...

Prison Sex Scandal Leads to Crime Wave

28/07/2018

How to Enter Brothels Under the Radar

03/10/2018

Dog’s New BFF Not What He Seemed

05/08/2018

All of Surry Hills Outraged at Mega Wanky Paddo Obsessed Tosser...

10/10/2019

LIFESTYLE NEWS

How To

Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies

Surry Hills Times - 08/03/2023

...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.

Health & Fitness

Pfizer Announce No Need For Any More Booster Shots

Surry Hills Times - 01/04/2022

April Fools.

Baldness Now Officially a Disability

29/03/2022

Mass Celebrations as Surry Hills Times Survives Facebook Ban

18/02/2021

‘White King’ Cancelled

06/08/2020

Bunnings Issue Compulsory Safety Protection Against Karens

28/07/2020

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Gossip

Roxy Hit with Fresh Graffiti

National

Fake News: FFS It Was Meant To Rain Today!

Advertising

Hotel Ibis Launches New Ad Campaign

SPORT

NRL

NRL Fans Mourn: Season Over Because Anti-Vaxxer Cartwright Refuses Flu Shot

Surry Hills Times - 06/05/2020

The much anticipated restart to the NRL season is now over. Chairman Peter V’Landys has made the decision to respect the wishes...

Stuart Finally Agrees to Anger Management Course

08/08/2022

‘Diehard’ Roosters Fan Just Realises They Are Premiers

08/10/2019

Jubilant Scenes as NRL Footy Show Finally Axed

02/10/2018

Peter Beattie’s Team to Watch: Finals Week 1

07/09/2018

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Advertising

Heroes of Ultimate Frisbee Calendar Causes Firestorm

Business

Man Fakes Working At The Office On Zoom And Doesn’t Care...

Animal Life

Bronze Bird Statues Defecating Throughout Sydney

Animal Life

Dog’s New BFF Not What He Seemed

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World

Global Pandemic Cases +113 million. China on Brink of War. Mr...

Surry Hills Times - 27/02/2021

You can't make this shit up.

Local Dog Eats Magic Mushrooms in Park and Trips Balls

15/10/2018

Meet the Woman Who Named ‘Siri’.

30/11/2018

ENTERTAINMENT

Ghosting Dating App Launched in Surry Hills

Surry Hills Times - 20/04/2018

We’ve all experienced it, being ghosted on Tinder, Bumble, Happn or any of the other dating apps that have pervaded modern day dating. Now...

Year in Review: Your Favourite Story, as Voted by You.

Surry Hills Times - 31/12/2018

What ride! What a goddamn ride! It's the end of our first year and...

Dog’s New BFF Not What He Seemed

Surry Hills Times - 05/08/2018

A Love Story: It’s common knowledge that dogs are a man’s best friend. But who is a dog’s best friend? One dog made a best...

Surry Hills Resident Sues Tinder for RSI of the Thumb

Surry Hills Times - 28/06/2018

A raft of thumb injuries have been reported throughout Sydney. Surry Hills resident Billy Noke sits in the leafy courtyard of his Surry Hills...

Massive Dickhead Loses Shopping List, Forgets Garlic, Ruins Dinner

Surry Hills Times - 28/05/2019

Margaret Speinholden was looking forward to this dinner party for weeks. She sent her boyfriend out with a simple grocery list. He...

SOCIETY

AFLW Teams Insist on Male Cheerleaders

Surry Hills Times - 07/04/2019

Sport

The rise of women’s sport in Australia has undoubtedly been a win for feminism. The next logical step in equality is to...

DATING

Valentine’s Day: Cheap Boyfriend Strikes Again

Surry Hills Times - 14/02/2020

How the MAFS Experts Got Chewed Up and Spat Out by the Reality TV Machine

31/03/2019

World Mourns Break Up of Love Island’s Grant and Tayla

20/07/2018

Wife Enforces 1.5 metre Rule in Bed. ‘Headache’ Excuse No Longer Necessary.

02/04/2020

HOW TO

Man Plays Hide & Seek With Kids. Hides in Cupboard for 48 Hours.

Surry Hills Times - 26/04/2020

How To: Avoid Charity Street Hustlers

13/06/2018

Absolute Muppet Wraps Presents Then Forgets What’s What

24/12/2019

How to Enter Brothels Under the Radar

03/10/2018

BUSINESS

Abbott Weighs in on Onion Debate: “Onions should be eaten raw, never cooked.”

Surry Hills Times - 15/11/2018

Simon Le Bon’s Powerful Tribute to the Wild Boars

Surry Hills Times - 19/07/2018

Life Coach Motivator comes to Surry Hills

Surry Hills Times - 27/11/2018

Local

Surry Hills Bums a Class Above

Surry Hills Times - 12/06/2019

NRL

Peter Beattie’s NRL Team of the Week: Round 18

Surry Hills Times - 13/07/2018

Entertainment

Doctors Confirm “Crazily Addictive” gameshow Pointless, 100% Non-Addictive

Surry Hills Times - 17/10/2018

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Local

Surry Hills May Never Recover: Residents Demand Immediate Deportation of Literal...

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Halloween Costume Terrifies Surry Hills

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Entertainment

Biological Woman Dies Aged 89

Surry Hills Times - 23/04/2023

How To

Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies

Surry Hills Times - 08/03/2023

Entertainment

Google Confirms it will play Baker Boy ad Every Single Ad...

Surry Hills Times - 09/08/2022

NRL

Stuart Finally Agrees to Anger Management Course

Surry Hills Times - 08/08/2022

Sport

Stand Collapses at Joey’s v Riverview Match. Luckily 1,424 Doctors in...

Surry Hills Times - 07/08/2022

Local

Blaspheming Pilot Enrages Local Christians

Surry Hills Times - 05/04/2022

Local

Locals Confused by Big Yellow Firey Ball in Sky

Surry Hills Times - 04/04/2022

Health & Fitness

Pfizer Announce No Need For Any More Booster Shots

Surry Hills Times - 01/04/2022

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