ENTERTAINMENT
Local Man Treated for MAFS Withdrawal
A local Surry Hills man presented at St Vincent's emergency department this morning suffering from what the medical community expect to be...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Revealed: Ben Cousins’ Cousin an Ice Dealer
It has been alleged that Ben Cousins’ cousin Kenny Cousins is an ice dealer and is behind the downfall of his famous cousin.
The Surry...
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How To: Look Busy
It’s more important than ever to look busy. We all know that. That’s why the Surry Hills Times' resident expert on cool is here...
ENTERTAINMENT
Call For an End to Animated Greyhounds on National Dog Day
A small but vocal crowd gathered in Surry Hills outside the Shakespeare Hotel on Devonshire Street yesterday to protest the running of animated greyhounds...
Prison Sex Scandal Leads to Crime Wave
THE sex crisis plaguing Australia’s prisons has deepened, with another female guard losing her job after being caught with an inmate.
Seemingly “on tap” sex...
Job-Posting First World Problems Now a Thing
The phrase 'First World Problems' gets bandied around, and it must be asked: are we in the East a horribly spoilt and overly privileged...
Man Multi-Tasks For First Time
Men have long admired and respected and even looked on with envy from afar at women's ability to multitask.
Men's collective inability to do the...
Bachelor Recap: Honey Badger’s Fashion Clue He Wasn’t Picking Anyone.
Nick Cummins was clearly ready to party immediately after the wrap of The Bachelor.
There was one clear indication Nick Cummins would be a...
SOCIETY
PM Akubra Photoshop Fail
It’s a lovely picture. But there’s no escaping the awkward Photoshop blunder. The Akubra was Photoshopped to give the PM a more...
