ENTERTAINMENT
Pubs Open: Our Glasses Are Officially Half Full
Rufus gazed at his delicious schooner of beer and thought, 'yes, definitely half full.'
It is a glorious time...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Peter Beattie’s NRL Team of the Week: Round 18
Each week the Surry Hills Times’ very special guest, the Honourable Peter Beattie, will offer us his expert advice and deep insights on the...
NEWS IN REVIEW
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Local Hipsters Fail To Get Business Advice They Desperately Need
A well-intentioned initiative from Sydney City Council to provide advice to burgeoning young entrepreneurs fell hopelessly flat amongst the young entrepreneurs of Surry Hills...
ENTERTAINMENT
Pete Offers Brussel Sprouts as ‘Treat’, Gets Shaved Eyebrow ‘Trick’
Paleo Pete has made an appalling lack of judgement by offering a marauding bunch of kids brussel sprouts as “treats” and was promptly brought...
How to Enter Brothels Under the Radar
LIFEHACKS: It's a question for the ages: How do you enter a Gentlemen's Club without looking like you're a client? It is indeed a...
Jubilant Scenes as NRL Footy Show Finally Axed
News The Footy Show has been boned was met with unbridled scenes of celebration and tears of joy from rugby league fans around Australia.
“I'll...
How the MAFS Experts Got Chewed Up and Spat Out by the Reality TV...
Reality TV contestants are warned when they audition that their lives will never be the same again. That’s they’ll be forever publically...
Dog’s New BFF Not What He Seemed
A Love Story:
It’s common knowledge that dogs are a man’s best friend. But who is a dog’s best friend?
One dog made a best...
SOCIETY
Noll’s Foul-Mouthed Rant lands him Multi-Million Dollar Gangsta-Rap Deal
An expletive laden rant has led to a dramatic image overhaul for Shannon Noll with his new album: "I F#*k Yo Mum and Yo...
