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Dog Fed Up With Owner’s Vanity
This was the moment Stefan Forrester's dog decided enough was enough.
Speaking through a dog interpreter Stefan's dog Vin...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Call For an End to Animated Greyhounds on National Dog Day
A small but vocal crowd gathered in Surry Hills outside the Shakespeare Hotel on Devonshire Street yesterday to protest the running of animated greyhounds...
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Finger Puppets Furious as Puppetry Removed From Syllabus
Local finger puppets have made their feelings known after puppetry has been cruelly stripped from the high school syllabus to inexplicably make...
ENTERTAINMENT
Lawrence Mooney in Freefall after Turnbull Ousted
Full-time impersonator Lawrence Mooney is best known for his impression of the now ex-Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull. The news that his meal ticket is...
Honey Badger’s Advice: Go Horse Riding with a Selfie Stick Whilst We #bereal
We at the Surry Hills Times have always been big fans of the Honey Badger and his endless litany of similes. But...
Passive Aggressive Store Opens in Surry Hills
An exciting new addition to our culture of passive aggression has finally come to Surry Hills with opening specials including 'Take Care'...
FREE TICKET GIVEAWAY to our dear readers!
The Surry Hills Times is proud to announce our first ever ticket giveaway! No satirical jokes. No gags. Just free tickets!
They’re courtesy of...
Legend Resident Can’t be Fucked Walking Up the Road for Booze
In Surry Hills you’ll notice there is almost literally a bar on every corner, but one resident on Arthur Street regularly says...
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Guinness Record: Council Worker Attempts World’s Longest Bong
A council worker known only as T-Bone has attempted to pull on the world's longest bong this morning in Shannon Reserve on...
