ENTERTAINMENT
Dog Owner Begs Dog For Yet Another Walk. Is Denied.
"I've been for seven fuckin' walks today," said Steve through clenched teeth. "Count 'em. Seven. I'm goin to sleep."
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Resident Receives Unexpected Quote from Tiger Electrical: “Tim Mannah’s a Fat...
The signing of Tim Mannah by the Wests Tigers after he was discarded by the Eels has raised much debate. Now it...
NEWS IN REVIEW
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Punting Obsessed Single Fathers’ 2-Year-Old Race Day
A group of single fathers desperate for a punt on the weekend have cajoled their 2-year-olds into a race meet the second Saturday of...
ENTERTAINMENT
Local Man Loses Bet. Forced to Watch ‘Palm Beach’.
“Make it stop. Make it stop,” weeped Pat Jarvis at Entertainment Quarter this afternoon in Cinema Number 8. He was in the...
The Bachelor: The Biggest Bitch of All is Matt
Matt may not be Dog C*nt, but he certainly carried on like a little bitch, and it shouldn't go unnoticed. Truth is,...
Are Fake Pocket Calls the New Tinder?
In the deeply confusing world of dating with dozens of apps and online dating platforms the quest to find a partner is more challenging...
Roxy Hit with Fresh Graffiti
Roxy Jacenko’s ‘Ministry of Talent’ office in Paddington has been hit with fresh graffiti overnight.
It is now...
Isolating Couple Just Realise it’s a Long Weekend
After a four day Netflix binge local woman Jacinta turned to her boyfriend and asked, "Hang on a sec, what day is...
SOCIETY
Peter Beattie’s Team of the Week: Rd 17
Each week the Surry Hills Times’ very special guest, the Honourable Peter Beattie, will offer us his expert advice and deep insights on the...
