ENTERTAINMENT
Pubs Open: Our Glasses Are Officially Half Full
Rufus gazed at his delicious schooner of beer and thought, 'yes, definitely half full.'
It is a glorious time...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
This Week: World Mourns Loss of Two Beloved Princes
One was a tearaway, boozing, brawler who told it exactly as he saw it... the other was Tommy Raudonikis.
NEWS IN REVIEW
LATEST
NRL’s Media Advisors to Train Catholic Church in Interviews
The NRL is an intense game. An eighty minute thrill ride. Post match interviews with the heroes that play the game, however, are not.
On...
ENTERTAINMENT
Honey Badger’s Advice: Go Horse Riding with a Selfie Stick Whilst We #bereal
We at the Surry Hills Times have always been big fans of the Honey Badger and his endless litany of similes. But...
PETA Demonstrate for the Rights of Inner City Rats
Members of PETA have violently protested outside a Taiwanese restaurant after Din Tai Fung was shut down due to rats being discovered...
ABC Helps Peter Fitzsimons Discover His Pirate Heritage
The long-running ABC program 'Who Do You Think You Are?' that delves into the family history of its subject has turned its gaze to...
Big Marn to Join Fatty’s Lawsuit as Report Finds Fat Shaming at Footy Show...
Firstly, it feels good to say something is 'systemic', even if it isn't, because when you say 'systemic' you feel smart. Systemic....
All of Surry Hills Outraged at Mega Wanky Paddo Obsessed Tosser Couple on ‘Love...
The entire suburb is fuming, absolutely feee-uming, after the latest episode of LIOLI featured two finance horrors who considered our wonderful suburb...
SOCIETY
Council Plans to Barricade Sydney Harbour Bridge on New Year’s Eve...
Exclusive: The Surry Hills Times can reveal Sydney City Council is pushing forward with plans to make New Years Eve 2019/20 the...
