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Mass Sale on Polo Shirts After Wallabies Humiliating Defeat
Eastern Suburbs Private School boys have been distancing themselves from the game of rugby union en mass after the Wallabies atrocious capitulation...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Winx to Undergo Gender Reassignment Surgery
It has been revealed that the champion horse Winx, Australia’s favourite filly and the world champion over the quarter mile, is clinically depressed because...
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“I’m Buying A Jigsaw” Easter Weekend Defence a Beauty
If you've pissed off for the weekend you're very, very naughty. But if the cops do pull you over the SHT has...
ENTERTAINMENT
Footy Show Fat Shaming Scandal Deepens: Fatty to Sue for Decades of Fat Shaming
Yesterday the Footy Show was slammed for fat-shaming former NRL star Dave Taylor. After a wholly unnecessary grovelling apology today from Erin...
Isolating Man Chats Himself Up at Friday After-Work Drinks. Pulls Root.
A local self-isolating man who is working from home has had a big win at his weekly Friday night after work drinks...
The Power of Love
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle‘s official wedding photos have been released.
They reveal a lot about the couple and the Royal Family, but they reveal...
Biological Woman Dies Aged 89
Repeat after me: "Trans Women Are Women". I dare you to disagree you transphobic bigot. I dare you.
Surry Hills Resident Sues Tinder for RSI of the Thumb
A raft of thumb injuries have been reported throughout Sydney.
Surry Hills resident Billy Noke sits in the leafy courtyard of his Surry Hills...
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Good News: Cheeky Monkey Scores TP
If you live in Surry Hills you'll have seen Greg aka 'Cheeky Monkey' roaming the streets. In sensational news the SHT can...




















































































