ENTERTAINMENT
Research Proves Sydneysiders Are Better Than Each Other
You've suspected it. You were right.
Research conducted by Morgan and Morgan and Morgan has revealed that the vast majority of Sydney residents are superior...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Peter Beattie’s NRL Team of the Week
Each week the Surry Hills Times' very special guest, the Honourable Peter Beattie, will offer us his expert advice and deep insights on the...
NEWS IN REVIEW
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St George Board Support McGregor’s Right to Fully Identify as a...
As the St George Dragons take on the Sharks today the Dragons board has thrown its support behind their coach. Peter Doust...
ENTERTAINMENT
Moves for Posties to Deliver Yellow Pages Directly into Recycling Bins
Surry Hills residents have been treated to the latest edition of the Yellow and White Pages. What a freakin waste of paper!...
If You Think the Bumble Jeep is a Bit Macho and Rapey, Shame On...
Bumble is a dating app that empowers women, by allowing women to make the first move thereby dramatically decreasing the amount of...
FREE TICKET GIVEAWAY to our dear readers!
The Surry Hills Times is proud to announce our first ever ticket giveaway! No satirical jokes. No gags. Just free tickets!
They’re courtesy of...
Prison Sex Scandal Leads to Crime Wave
THE sex crisis plaguing Australia’s prisons has deepened, with another female guard losing her job after being caught with an inmate.
Seemingly “on tap” sex...
Bachie’s Blues: Single, Depressed Cummins Dyes Hair Blue in Cry for Help
Even though he's putting on a brave face the Surry Hills Times can confirm that 'The Bachelor' Nick Cummins is still single. And depressed....
SOCIETY
Valentine’s Day: Punter Convinced Order Number Prophetic
“It’s a sign!” said an excitable Kevin, 19, from Surry.
Kevin has been going out with his girlfriend...
