ENTERTAINMENT
#MeToo: Local Manwhore Called Out For ‘Walk of Shame’
It has finally happened sisters. The #metoo movement has taken a huge step forward this morning after a local manwhore was finally...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Two NRL Matches to be Played at MCG Every Weekend
The National Rugby League has hit back at the AFL’s aggressive expansion policy announcing plans to play two Rugby League matches at the MCG...
NEWS IN REVIEW
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World Mourns Break Up of Love Island’s Grant and Tayla
A global outpouring of grief has accompanied the news that Love Island’s winning couple Tayla Damir and Grant Crapp have split.
The shock breakup of the...
ENTERTAINMENT
Punting Obsessed Single Fathers’ 2-Year-Old Race Day
A group of single fathers desperate for a punt on the weekend have cajoled their 2-year-olds into a race meet the second Saturday of...
Local Man King Hit After Asking Colleague How Bad Her Hail Damage Is
The hail storm that raged through Sydney last night has claimed another victim.
Matt Canavan foolishly asked his colleague...
Local Couple Wed by Drone
In a world first a young Surry Hills couple was wed by a drone last weekend and the bride was beaming, “The wedding went...
Patronising Suit’s “Does That Make Sense?” Results in Five Day Standoff
Live Updates: Advertising
Briefing Now in its Fifth Day
A patronising account manager and a cocky copywriter at a
leading Surry...
Our Favourite Reader of 2018
The Surry Hills Times would be nothing without you, our fabulous readers. And we would like to thank...
SOCIETY
Man Arrested for not Wearing Pink on Pink Day at The...
A man has disgraced himself today by turning up to the Pink Test without any pink clothing whatsoever.
What...




















































































