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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Greg Norman the Musical Greenlit
Entertainment
It would seem as if the rumours are true and a musical about the life and times of iconic Australian golfer Greg Norman has...
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Brave Kitten Refuses to be Used as Tinder Bait
Instagram is the new Tinder. No one knows this better than Stefan Forrester. But his latest attempt to woo the ladies was...
ENTERTAINMENT
Man Picks Up Bird From Clock Hotel. Regrets Nothing.
"I'd always had one stray eye on Dale but he never had the guts to approach me. Then one day he sidled...
Local Wanker Overheard Delighting at Rain Because “My Vertical Garden Needs It”
The conversation continued as follows:
“The farmers probably need it more,” one cafe patron replied.
“What...
Big News Day: Notre Dame on Fire & Martha on Fire in New Red...
It's been a huge day in news with Australia waking up to the shocking devastating news that Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris...
Regular Fridge Becomes Shitfight Work Fridge As Couple Works from Home
Domestic tensions rose further as one of the two sharing the office space stuck up a lame message on A4 paper that...
Local Digital Newspaper Editor Descends Into Alcoholism After Instagram Stops Likes
What’s the point any more? Why am I even writing this? Is anybody reading? Where are the likes? Fuck! If people like...
SOCIETY
If Someone Sees Robbo Tell Him Shit Just Got Real
Warning: The Surry Hills Times is issuing an urgent warning to Robbo and his mates tonight to get the hell out of...
