ENTERTAINMENT
Salim Mehajer’s bid to be Mayor of Surry Hills
Ex Deputy Mayor of Auburn and troubled property developer Salim Mehajer has announced he’s in the race to become Mayor of Surry Hills.
In an...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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NRL Fans Message to Management: Let Players Masturbate While Teammates Shadowbox
The silent majority of NRL fans have spoken and the message to NRL management is clear: “Let NRL players be NRL players.”
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AFLW Teams Insist on Male Cheerleaders
The rise of women’s sport in Australia has undoubtedly been a win for feminism. The next logical step in equality is to...
ENTERTAINMENT
Bronze Bird Statues Defecating Throughout Sydney
The bronze bird statues that have become a feature in and around inner city Sydney buildings have begun defecating all over town.
The 67 little...
If You Think the Bumble Jeep is a Bit Macho and Rapey, Shame On...
Bumble is a dating app that empowers women, by allowing women to make the first move thereby dramatically decreasing the amount of...
Heroes of Ultimate Frisbee Calendar Causes Firestorm
An unlikely public stoush has broken out between Firemen and Ultimate Frisbee athletes concerning the simultaneous release date of their upcoming calendars with the Firefighters...
Baldness Now Officially a Disability
An upside to the Will Smith debacle is that a new disability has been discovered! Alopecia, also known as 'spot baldness' is...
Surry Hills Man to Auction off his Virginity
Weeks after a teen made close to $4 million auctioning her virginity, a 32-year-old Surry Hills man, Barry Watson, is offering the same –...
SOCIETY
Eight Year Olds High on Halloween Sugar Party Until 4am. Arrests...
A bunch of hard-partying children jacked up on red frogs and Caramello Koalas have brought the neighbourhood into disrepute.
