ENTERTAINMENT
Local Man Buys ‘Girlfriend Experience’. Spends Day Cleaning Toilet, Arguing About...
A local man who called an escort service under the guise of having the “full girlfriend experience” has had a rude shock,...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Leaked NRL Poll Results Reveal Mary MacGregor, Kurt Mann Robbed
The Dragons stunning performance against Brisbane on Sunday has prompted an NRL insider to leak results of the NRL Fan Poll which reveal that...
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Non-Tinder Date in Surry Hills
It was a typical midweek evening at one of Surry Hills’ iconic bars. The usual scene, awkward couples on Tinder dates struggling...
ENTERTAINMENT
TV Ratings Revealed. Origin: 3.5M, World Cup: 500K, Love Island: 100K, Cricket: 1.
The Surry Hills Times has managed to track down the solitary individual who watched the one-day series last night.
Last night's TV ratings are out...
Doctors Confirm “Crazily Addictive” gameshow Pointless, 100% Non-Addictive
When the game show ‘Pointless’ first aired we were told by the medical wing of the Channel 10 promotions department that it was ‘crazily...
Men Ecstatic as Trivago Girl Returns
The men of Australia rejoiced last night at the return of the Trivago girl.
It has been a stressful few weeks without her presence. We...
Valentine’s Day: Cheap Boyfriend Strikes Again
A long suffering woman has had to grin and bear another Valentine’s Day with her lame boyfriend.
Upon receiving...
Pete Offers Brussel Sprouts as ‘Treat’, Gets Shaved Eyebrow ‘Trick’
Paleo Pete has made an appalling lack of judgement by offering a marauding bunch of kids brussel sprouts as “treats” and was promptly brought...
SOCIETY
Brisbane Last City in Race for 2032 Olympics Name Steven Bradbury...
Because, you know, that race he won.
