ENTERTAINMENT
Should Weathermen Be Forced to Apologise for Getting Forecast Wrong?
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I’m sick of it. Weathermen getting it wrong. Tim Bailey for one delivers the weather with absolute certainty.
A direct quote from the weather every...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Local’s Golf Pro Dreams Finally Put to Bed
A man has faced some hard facts on hard rubbish night and a 'Golf Widow’s' husband has returned from the dead.
NEWS IN REVIEW
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PM Akubra Photoshop Fail
It’s a lovely picture. But there’s no escaping the awkward Photoshop blunder. The Akubra was Photoshopped to give the PM a more...
ENTERTAINMENT
Surry Hills Designer Loses it on First Day Back at Work
A local designer has had a tough day back at work and is now back on the fags in spite of his...
Creative Director Insists Being Called ‘King Ding-a-Ling’ Prompting Mass Walkout
The CD of local advertising and strategy agency 'Scarves and Insights' Michael Raso has insisted his staff refer to him as "King...
Woman’s Hair-Foils Receive AM Radio.
A local woman enjoying a dart as her hair foils did their thing encountered something entirely unexpected this morning. Berice Grainer was...
Moves for Posties to Deliver Yellow Pages Directly into Recycling Bins
Surry Hills residents have been treated to the latest edition of the Yellow and White Pages. What a freakin waste of paper!...
Mass Sale on Polo Shirts After Wallabies Humiliating Defeat
Eastern Suburbs Private School boys have been distancing themselves from the game of rugby union en mass after the Wallabies atrocious capitulation...
SOCIETY
Peter Beattie’s Team to Watch: Finals Week 1
It’s week one of the Finals, and each week throughout the season the Surry Hills Times’ very special guest, the Honourable Peter Beattie, will...
