ENTERTAINMENT
How Busy are the Women of Australia?
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LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Peter Beattie’s NRL Team of the Week: Round 22
Each week the Surry Hills Times’ very special guest, the Honourable Peter Beattie, will offer us his expert advice and deep insights on the...
NEWS IN REVIEW
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World Famous Motivational Speaker Has Just Two Pieces of Advice for...
Motivational Speaker Pat Fairhall has become world famous with just two pieces of advice.
Fairhall has overtaken the world. He now ranks up there with...
ENTERTAINMENT
Gay Dog Restaurant a World First for Surry Hills
Finally Surry Hills has what every suburb needs: a restaurant for gay dogs.
“The Gay Dog Owners Association of...
Regular Fridge Becomes Shitfight Work Fridge As Couple Works from Home
Domestic tensions rose further as one of the two sharing the office space stuck up a lame message on A4 paper that...
FREE TICKET GIVEAWAY to our dear readers!
The Surry Hills Times is proud to announce our first ever ticket giveaway! No satirical jokes. No gags. Just free tickets!
They’re courtesy of...
Big Marn to Join Fatty’s Lawsuit as Report Finds Fat Shaming at Footy Show...
Firstly, it feels good to say something is 'systemic', even if it isn't, because when you say 'systemic' you feel smart. Systemic....
SOCIETY
Prison Sex Scandal Leads to Crime Wave
THE sex crisis plaguing Australia’s prisons has deepened, with another female guard losing her job after being caught with an inmate.
Seemingly “on tap” sex...
