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Honey Badger’s Similes Written by Third World Slaves
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It has been revealed that Nick Cummins, aka the Honey Badger, aka The Bachelor has a team of writers working under slave-like conditions to...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Greg Norman the Musical Greenlit
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It would seem as if the rumours are true and a musical about the life and times of iconic Australian golfer Greg Norman has...
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Local Wanker Overheard Delighting at Rain Because “My Vertical Garden Needs...
The conversation continued as follows:
“The farmers probably need it more,” one cafe patron replied.
“What...
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Simon Le Bon’s Powerful Tribute to the Wild Boars
Duran Duran's lead singer Simon Le Bon has paid tribute to the bravery exhibited by the Thai Wild Boars soccer team in this uplifting...
Advertising: Does Carrie Bickmore Seriously No Longer Wash Her Face?
In Carrie Bickmore's latest advertising campaign for Garnier she tells Australia: “I no longer wash my face, I Micellar it.”
How Busy are the Women of Australia?
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Garnier’s new 4 in 1 cream 'BB' (Beautifully Busy) allows the busy women of Australia to get on with their day faster thanks to...
Search for Goth Cinderella Widens
A mysterious women’s boot has appeared perched on a stone pillar that has the last remaining male Goths in Surry Hills frothing.
Men Ecstatic as Trivago Girl Returns
The men of Australia rejoiced last night at the return of the Trivago girl.
It has been a stressful few weeks without her presence. We...
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Peter Beattie’s NRL Team of the Week
Each week the Surry Hills Times' very special guest, the Honourable Peter Beattie, will offer us his expert advice and deep insights on the...
