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Investigation: Extra Large Cage Eggs Not Actually From Extra Large Cages
A well-known egg farm has been sued by the federal government for misleading labelling: “Extra Large Cage Eggs” are to be immediately...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Once a Year Punter Loses Shit Outside Toko After Hot Tip...
“It was meant to win! What the fuck man?!” said Toby, 27 Digital Strategist.
Toby smashed a bottle of...
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Confused Local Spends Australia Day Hiding Under Bed
Is it Australia Day? Is it Invasion Day? For one local man the confusion got all too much and instead of celebrating...
ENTERTAINMENT
Local Hero Watches Love Actually with Girlfriend. Doesn’t Complain.
Surry Hills man Michael Beattie, 27, was in emotional disarray after being forced to watch the perennial Christmas classic ‘Love Actually’ by...
Rove Rumoured to Star in Next Joker Film
‘The Joker’ is a film about a failed comedian who isn’t funny. US-based producers believe they may have found the perfect man...
Revealed: Meghan Was Shat All Over Before She Did Same to Royal Family in...
It was always going to take a lot of courage to take down the Royal family, so you're going to want to...
Ray Martin Doubles Down After ‘N-Word’ Gaffe
After using the 'n-word' twice on air Ray Martin has attempted to deflect the media storm by saying he identifies with the plight of...
Dickhead Packs for ‘PICNIC Surry Hills’. Forgets Blanket.
PICNIC Surry Hills is on Today in Ward Park on Devonshire St, from 12 - 5! This new event, from the Surry...
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Australians Begin Preparing Bullshit Excuses to Not Attend Social Gatherings
Now that we're allowed to go out we can't be bothered, because the couch is just lovely thank you very much... and...
