ENTERTAINMENT
FREE TICKET GIVEAWAY to our dear readers!
The Surry Hills Times is proud to announce our first ever ticket giveaway! No satirical jokes. No gags. Just free tickets!
They’re courtesy of...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Has the ABC Turned into a 24 Hour Bar?
If you’ve been watching 4 Corners you’ll have noticed a disturbing scene, where Walkley Award winning journalist Sarah Ferguson presents while at times leaning...
NEWS IN REVIEW
LATEST
Residents Pray for Heard v Depp Trial to Continue
As the sensationally sordid trial comes to an end the world has united in prayer, in the hope that somehow this wonderful...
ENTERTAINMENT
#MeToo: Local Manwhore Called Out For ‘Walk of Shame’
It has finally happened sisters. The #metoo movement has taken a huge step forward this morning after a local manwhore was finally...
Research Proves Sydneysiders Are Better Than Each Other
You've suspected it. You were right.
Research conducted by Morgan and Morgan and Morgan has revealed that the vast majority of Sydney residents are superior...
Surry Hills Resident Sues Tinder for RSI of the Thumb
A raft of thumb injuries have been reported throughout Sydney.
Surry Hills resident Billy Noke sits in the leafy courtyard of his Surry Hills...
Local Man Loses Bet. Forced to Watch ‘Palm Beach’.
“Make it stop. Make it stop,” weeped Pat Jarvis at Entertainment Quarter this afternoon in Cinema Number 8. He was in the...
SOCIETY
Gay Dog Restaurant a World First for Surry Hills
Finally Surry Hills has what every suburb needs: a restaurant for gay dogs.
“The Gay Dog Owners Association of...
