ENTERTAINMENT
Local Hero Watches Love Actually with Girlfriend. Doesn’t Complain.
Surry Hills man Michael Beattie, 27, was in emotional disarray after being forced to watch the perennial Christmas classic ‘Love Actually’ by...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Peter Beattie’s Team to Watch: Finals Week 1
It’s week one of the Finals, and each week throughout the season the Surry Hills Times’ very special guest, the Honourable Peter Beattie, will...
NEWS IN REVIEW
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Women Desperately Looking For ‘The Spark’ Date Electricians
They say women love dating Tradies. Well right now it’s a boon for one type of tradie: the electrician. Throngs of Sydney women desperate...
ENTERTAINMENT
Mass Sale on Polo Shirts After Wallabies Humiliating Defeat
Eastern Suburbs Private School boys have been distancing themselves from the game of rugby union en mass after the Wallabies atrocious capitulation...
Dishwasher Porn Sweeping the Nation
A new craze has women in giddy raptures: Dishwasher Porn - the act of women watching men unstacking dishwashers.
It’s become so popular that that...
Roxy Hit with Fresh Graffiti
Roxy Jacenko’s ‘Ministry of Talent’ office in Paddington has been hit with fresh graffiti overnight.
It is now...
World Famous Motivational Speaker Has Just Two Pieces of Advice for Men
Motivational Speaker Pat Fairhall has become world famous with just two pieces of advice.
Fairhall has overtaken the world. He now ranks up there with...
Dog’s New BFF Not What He Seemed
A Love Story:
It’s common knowledge that dogs are a man’s best friend. But who is a dog’s best friend?
One dog made a best...
SOCIETY
New Covid-19 Calendar Proposed
Under lockdown, every weekday is Friday, so live it up people!
