ENTERTAINMENT
Surry Hills Dogs Settle Rift After 15 Years
What started as a growl ended in a no-holds-barred barney that Surry Hills residents still recall. 15 years later the two were still arch...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Jubilant Scenes as NRL Footy Show Finally Axed
News The Footy Show has been boned was met with unbridled scenes of celebration and tears of joy from rugby league fans around Australia.
“I'll...
NEWS IN REVIEW
LATEST
NRL Bunker’s Poor Decisions Explained
For the first time ever the NRL has allowed a journalist inside the much maligned NRL bunker during game-play, and what the Surry Hills...
ENTERTAINMENT
Isolating Man Chats Himself Up at Friday After-Work Drinks. Pulls Root.
A local self-isolating man who is working from home has had a big win at his weekly Friday night after work drinks...
Research Proves Sydneysiders Are Better Than Each Other
You've suspected it. You were right.
Research conducted by Morgan and Morgan and Morgan has revealed that the vast majority of Sydney residents are superior...
Bronze Bird Statues Defecating Throughout Sydney
The bronze bird statues that have become a feature in and around inner city Sydney buildings have begun defecating all over town.
The 67 little...
Boyfriend Answers “Does My Bum Look Big In This?” Incorrectly and Suffers Consequences
The modern obsession with a Kardashian-esque big booty has led to mass confusion amongst men to the age-old question “Does my bum look big...
Channel 7 Trials New Watermark
The TV screens of Surry Hills have featured a new watermark trialled by Channel 7 as part of their promotion for the 2019 series...
SOCIETY
Local Man Buys Three Vacuums in Black Friday Sale. Regrets Nothing.
“I bought two last year and I just couldn't bloody help meself this year either,” said Max Merch.
The...