ENTERTAINMENT
World First: Local Unicorn Genuinely Doesn’t Give a Shit About Valentine’s...
A local woman has shattered gender stereotypes and set the world on fire after proving she doesn’t give the tiniest crap about...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Warning: Baby Gift a Lifelong Choking Hazard
An urgent recall has been issued on a Dragon’s Baby Membership after their capitulation against the Eels yesterday after a 14-0 lead...
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How Busy are the Women of Australia?
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Garnier’s new 4 in 1 cream 'BB' (Beautifully Busy) allows the busy women of Australia to get on with their day faster thanks to...
ENTERTAINMENT
Polo Announces Permanently Popped Collar
In a move that will excite private school old-boys, fashion giant Polo has announced a brilliant new feature driven by consumer demand: a permanently...
Baldness Now Officially a Disability
An upside to the Will Smith debacle is that a new disability has been discovered! Alopecia, also known as 'spot baldness' is...
Pubs Open: Our Glasses Are Officially Half Full
Rufus gazed at his delicious schooner of beer and thought, 'yes, definitely half full.'
It is a glorious time...
Footy Show Fat Shaming Scandal Deepens: Fatty to Sue for Decades of Fat Shaming
Yesterday the Footy Show was slammed for fat-shaming former NRL star Dave Taylor. After a wholly unnecessary grovelling apology today from Erin...
SOCIETY
Revealed: Meghan Was Shat All Over Before She Did Same to...
It was always going to take a lot of courage to take down the Royal family, so you're going to want to...
