ENTERTAINMENT
Local Man Buys ‘Girlfriend Experience’. Spends Day Cleaning Toilet, Arguing About...
A local man who called an escort service under the guise of having the “full girlfriend experience” has had a rude shock,...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Smith Retires from Rep NRL to Realise Life’s Dream
Exclusive Pictures:
Cameron Smith has spent the weekend honing his skills as an NRL referee as a precursor to a career after playing the...
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Stuart Finally Agrees to Anger Management Course
Meanwhile Salmon finally responds to Pricky Stuart calling him a “weak-gutted dog” with "Ditto". Nuff said.
ENTERTAINMENT
Rove Rumoured to Star in Next Joker Film
‘The Joker’ is a film about a failed comedian who isn’t funny. US-based producers believe they may have found the perfect man...
Heroes of Ultimate Frisbee Calendar Causes Firestorm
An unlikely public stoush has broken out between Firemen and Ultimate Frisbee athletes concerning the simultaneous release date of their upcoming calendars with the Firefighters...
Dog’s New BFF Not What He Seemed
A Love Story:
It’s common knowledge that dogs are a man’s best friend. But who is a dog’s best friend?
One dog made a best...
Local Man Loses Bet. Forced to Watch ‘Palm Beach’.
“Make it stop. Make it stop,” weeped Pat Jarvis at Entertainment Quarter this afternoon in Cinema Number 8. He was in the...
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SOCIETY
Leaked NRL Poll Results Reveal Mary MacGregor, Kurt Mann Robbed
The Dragons stunning performance against Brisbane on Sunday has prompted an NRL insider to leak results of the NRL Fan Poll which reveal that...
