ENTERTAINMENT
Three Men Are Robbing Australians Blind
Supermarket giant Coles is understood to be introducing new technology to reduce its estimated annual $1.1 billion theft debt by reducing stealing at self-serve...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Stand Collapses at Joey’s v Riverview Match. Luckily 1,424 Doctors in...
...and 2,723 salivating lawyers.
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Live Coverage: Workplace Toilet Roll Standoff Continues
It's been well over 3 months, and the standoff over who’ll replace the toilet roll at local strategy agency ‘Scarves and Insights’...
ENTERTAINMENT
Simon Le Bon’s Powerful Tribute to the Wild Boars
Duran Duran's lead singer Simon Le Bon has paid tribute to the bravery exhibited by the Thai Wild Boars soccer team in this uplifting...
How To: Look Busy
It’s more important than ever to look busy. We all know that. That’s why the Surry Hills Times' resident expert on cool is here...
Ray Martin Doubles Down After ‘N-Word’ Gaffe
After using the 'n-word' twice on air Ray Martin has attempted to deflect the media storm by saying he identifies with the plight of...
Bachelor Recap: Honey Badger’s Fashion Clue He Wasn’t Picking Anyone.
Nick Cummins was clearly ready to party immediately after the wrap of The Bachelor.
There was one clear indication Nick Cummins would be a...
Babies for Hire as Women Declare it’s Over for Alpha Males
Research confirms contemporary women are no longer attracted to the typical Alpha Male, rather sensitive single fathers. With that “Babies For Hire” was born.
So what...
SOCIETY
Revealed: Ben Cousins’ Cousin an Ice Dealer
It has been alleged that Ben Cousins’ cousin Kenny Cousins is an ice dealer and is behind the downfall of his famous cousin.
The Surry...






















































































