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Manly Boardroom Meeting
Manly has descended into further chaos after it's been revealed that a boardroom meeting went completely pear-shaped. Senior management executives at Manly instigated the...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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First Time Punter Takes Forever at Pub TAB. Police Intervene.
A once-a-year Melbourne Cup punter caused a riot in a Sydney pub today. “It’s all so confusing! What the hell is a...
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Resident Innocently Installs Sun Blind And Suddenly Becomes Incredibly Popular
Clarry O’Mare, 62, has always loathed the afternoon sun streaming into his Surry Hills terrace. Finally he decided to install a blockout...
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‘Uber Confessions’ to be Filmed in Surry Hills
A spinoff of Taxi Cab Confessions is about to be launched, filmed on the streets of Surry Hills - 'Uber Confessions'. Brilliantly the brand...
Regular Fridge Becomes Shitfight Work Fridge As Couple Works from Home
Domestic tensions rose further as one of the two sharing the office space stuck up a lame message on A4 paper that...
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Local Man Treated for MAFS Withdrawal
A local Surry Hills man presented at St Vincent's emergency department this morning suffering from what the medical community expect to be...
The Bachelor: The Biggest Bitch of All is Matt
Matt may not be Dog C*nt, but he certainly carried on like a little bitch, and it shouldn't go unnoticed. Truth is,...
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New Covid-19 Calendar Proposed
Under lockdown, every weekday is Friday, so live it up people!




















































































