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Pete Offers Brussel Sprouts as ‘Treat’, Gets Shaved Eyebrow ‘Trick’
Paleo Pete has made an appalling lack of judgement by offering a marauding bunch of kids brussel sprouts as “treats” and was promptly brought...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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This Week: World Mourns Loss of Two Beloved Princes
One was a tearaway, boozing, brawler who told it exactly as he saw it... the other was Tommy Raudonikis.
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ENTERTAINMENT
SHT ‘Dog Parents Of The Year Awards’ Open
Two homeless legends have catapulted themselves to the top of the leaderboard in the Surry Hills ‘Dog Parent of the Year’ Awards....
Regular Fridge Becomes Shitfight Work Fridge As Couple Works from Home
Domestic tensions rose further as one of the two sharing the office space stuck up a lame message on A4 paper that...
Surry Hills Dogs Settle Rift After 15 Years
What started as a growl ended in a no-holds-barred barney that Surry Hills residents still recall. 15 years later the two were still arch...
Massive Dickhead Loses Shopping List, Forgets Garlic, Ruins Dinner
Margaret Speinholden was looking forward to this dinner party for weeks. She sent her boyfriend out with a simple grocery list. He...
Residents Pray for Heard v Depp Trial to Continue
As the sensationally sordid trial comes to an end the world has united in prayer, in the hope that somehow this wonderful...
SOCIETY
Tosser Cheats Movember by Growing Beard and is Beaten by Colleagues
The competition amongst men to grow a better moustache than their colleagues is savage.
And on the cusp of Movember, a Surry Hills man was...
