ENTERTAINMENT
Noll’s Foul-Mouthed Rant lands him Multi-Million Dollar Gangsta-Rap Deal
An expletive laden rant has led to a dramatic image overhaul for Shannon Noll with his new album: "I F#*k Yo Mum and Yo...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
St George Board Support McGregor’s Right to Fully Identify as a...
As the St George Dragons take on the Sharks today the Dragons board has thrown its support behind their coach. Peter Doust...
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Surry Hills Man to Auction off his Virginity
Weeks after a teen made close to $4 million auctioning her virginity, a 32-year-old Surry Hills man, Barry Watson, is offering the same –...
ENTERTAINMENT
Two Monsters Don’t Give Steve Any of their Lunch
A shameful display of gluttony took place in Shannon Reserve today when two locals refused to give Steve even a morsel of...
Man Multi-Tasks For First Time
Men have long admired and respected and even looked on with envy from afar at women's ability to multitask.
Men's collective inability to do the...
World First: Local Unicorn Genuinely Doesn’t Give a Shit About Valentine’s Day
A local woman has shattered gender stereotypes and set the world on fire after proving she doesn’t give the tiniest crap about...
Dating Trends: Clit Pics are the new Dick Pic
CIt has long been the scourge of dating apps: men sending unwanted, unprompted pictures of their genitals. Now, in what some have...
Pete Offers Brussel Sprouts as ‘Treat’, Gets Shaved Eyebrow ‘Trick’
Paleo Pete has made an appalling lack of judgement by offering a marauding bunch of kids brussel sprouts as “treats” and was promptly brought...
SOCIETY
Poo Jogging Tour of Surry Hills
The Surry Hills Times can announce plans for the suburb's first ever Poo Jogging Tour.
A spate of poo jogging in recent months has taken...
