ENTERTAINMENT
Ghosting Dating App Launched in Surry Hills
We’ve all experienced it, being ghosted on Tinder, Bumble, Happn or any of the other dating apps that have pervaded modern day dating. Now...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Boys Cleared of Racism to Receive Apology from Everyone in the...
Of course they won't. But that would be nice wouldn't it? Or perhaps the boys should sue for defamation. That's also an...
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Surry Hills Times thanks its Instagram Followers
Only I can see the likes now, so I just thought I'd share how popular the page has become. Thanks guys.
ENTERTAINMENT
Job-Posting First World Problems Now a Thing
The phrase 'First World Problems' gets bandied around, and it must be asked: are we in the East a horribly spoilt and overly privileged...
Passive Aggressive Store Opens in Surry Hills
An exciting new addition to our culture of passive aggression has finally come to Surry Hills with opening specials including 'Take Care'...
Our Favourite Reader of 2018
The Surry Hills Times would be nothing without you, our fabulous readers. And we would like to thank...
Bronze Bird Statues Defecating Throughout Sydney
The bronze bird statues that have become a feature in and around inner city Sydney buildings have begun defecating all over town.
The 67 little...
Bachelor Recap: WTF is with Roadmarkings in New Caledonia?
“Dotted white lines ONE THIRD of the way into the road makes absolutely no sense whatsoever,” said a shocked Brittany. “I could have been...
SOCIETY
Toxic Feminism: Woman’s Cinema Armrest Hogging Goes Too Far
A woman's hogging of the armrest at Verona Cinema has been labelled "Toxic Femininity": many believe the woman's emasculating subjugation of her...
