ENTERTAINMENT
Man Multi-Tasks For First Time
Men have long admired and respected and even looked on with envy from afar at women's ability to multitask.
Men's collective inability to do the...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Man Arrested for not Wearing Pink on Pink Day at The...
A man has disgraced himself today by turning up to the Pink Test without any pink clothing whatsoever.
What...
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Peter Beattie’s Grand Final Team
Each week throughout the season the Surry Hills Times’ very special guest, the Honourable Peter Beattie, has offered us his expert advice and deep...
ENTERTAINMENT
Mass Celebration at Plans for 30ft High Ibis Statue in Surry Hills
Artist’s impression of “Steve” the enormous homage to the Ibis.
There have been unbridled scenes of mass elation in...
Doctors Confirm “Crazily Addictive” gameshow Pointless, 100% Non-Addictive
When the game show ‘Pointless’ first aired we were told by the medical wing of the Channel 10 promotions department that it was ‘crazily...
Supermarket Wars: Coles Sells Christmas in July Dogs
Coles has upped its game in a bid for the fiercely competitive supermarket dollar with the marketing of Christmas in July dogs.
Sad Hetero Couple’s Token Mardi Gras Celebration
Four measly cans of novelty Mardi Gras cider was all this pissweak couple could manage on a night when many of Surry...
Valentine’s Day: Cheap Boyfriend Strikes Again
A long suffering woman has had to grin and bear another Valentine’s Day with her lame boyfriend.
Upon receiving...
SOCIETY
Peter Beattie’s Team of the Week: Round 25
Each week the Surry Hills Times' very special guest, the Honourable Peter Beattie, will offer us his expert advice and deep insights on the...
