ENTERTAINMENT
Revealed: George Pell’s Favourite Drink in Prison
It’s been a difficult few months in prison for George Pell, but he does have one thing to look forward to: this...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Guilty Horse-Loving Millennials Distraught After Enjoying Fancy Cup Lunch
“On the one hand I love getting all dressed up but on the other I care deeply about the welfare of horses....
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Has the ABC Turned into a 24 Hour Bar?
If you’ve been watching 4 Corners you’ll have noticed a disturbing scene, where Walkley Award winning journalist Sarah Ferguson presents while at times leaning...
Legend Resident Can’t be Fucked Walking Up the Road for Booze
In Surry Hills you’ll notice there is almost literally a bar on every corner, but one resident on Arthur Street regularly says...
SHT ‘Dog Parents Of The Year Awards’ Open
Two homeless legends have catapulted themselves to the top of the leaderboard in the Surry Hills ‘Dog Parent of the Year’ Awards....
Lawrence Mooney in Freefall after Turnbull Ousted
Full-time impersonator Lawrence Mooney is best known for his impression of the now ex-Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull. The news that his meal ticket is...
Ray Martin Doubles Down After ‘N-Word’ Gaffe
After using the 'n-word' twice on air Ray Martin has attempted to deflect the media storm by saying he identifies with the plight of...
SOCIETY
Locals Now Hoarding Actual Toilets
We have gone from hoarding toilet paper, to the mass-purchase of actual toilets. Any why not? It seems all of Australia is...
