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Fed Up Girlfriend Only Makes Her Side of Bed
Surry Hills local, Jacqueline Waterstreet, is a woman who’s had enough. Her boyfriend Shane, has not made the bed throughout their four year relationship...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Local’s Golf Pro Dreams Finally Put to Bed
A man has faced some hard facts on hard rubbish night and a 'Golf Widow’s' husband has returned from the dead.
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Warning: Non-Activated Almonds Found in Surry Hills
A warning goes out tonight for Surry Hills residents with the distressing news that it's been confirmed non-activated almonds have been sold...
ENTERTAINMENT
TV Ratings Revealed. Origin: 3.5M, World Cup: 500K, Love Island: 100K, Cricket: 1.
The Surry Hills Times has managed to track down the solitary individual who watched the one-day series last night.
Last night's TV ratings are out...
Mel Schilling: “I’m Not a C*nt”
Married at First Sight’s Mel Schilling has been forced to defend herself, releasing a statement that she’s not a c*nt, in the...
Year in Review: Your Favourite Story, as Voted by You.
What ride! What a goddamn ride!
It's the end of our first year and...
Dog Owner Begs Dog For Yet Another Walk. Is Denied.
"I've been for seven fuckin' walks today," said Steve through clenched teeth. "Count 'em. Seven. I'm goin to sleep."
Local Man Buys ‘Girlfriend Experience’. Spends Day Cleaning Toilet, Arguing About Household Expenses and...
A local man who called an escort service under the guise of having the “full girlfriend experience” has had a rude shock,...
SOCIETY
Ghosting Dating App Launched in Surry Hills
We’ve all experienced it, being ghosted on Tinder, Bumble, Happn or any of the other dating apps that have pervaded modern day dating. Now...
