ENTERTAINMENT
‘Epic Fails 2018!’
Life's tough. As we at the Surry Hills Times always say, "it's good to laugh".
That's why we're proud to release our "Epic Fails 2018"...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Peter Beattie’s NRL Team of the Week
Each week the Surry Hills Times' very special guest, the Honourable Peter Beattie, will offer us his expert advice and deep insights on the...
NEWS IN REVIEW
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Five Brave Police Officers Apprehend Sleeping Man
This is the moment five brave police officers, including two on horseback, took down a man who was sleeping in Surry Hills...
ENTERTAINMENT
Local Hero Watches Love Actually with Girlfriend. Doesn’t Complain.
Surry Hills man Michael Beattie, 27, was in emotional disarray after being forced to watch the perennial Christmas classic ‘Love Actually’ by...
Surry Hills Designer Loses it on First Day Back at Work
A local designer has had a tough day back at work and is now back on the fags in spite of his...
Hotel Ibis Launches New Ad Campaign
Hotel Ibis has released its latest advertising campaign featuring actual Ibis birds wandering amongst garbage and homeless people strewn throughout hotel lobbies.
The campaign embraces...
FREE TICKET GIVEAWAY to our dear readers!
The Surry Hills Times is proud to announce our first ever ticket giveaway! No satirical jokes. No gags. Just free tickets!
They’re courtesy of...
Passive Aggressive Store Opens in Surry Hills
An exciting new addition to our culture of passive aggression has finally come to Surry Hills with opening specials including 'Take Care'...
SOCIETY
Bachie’s Blues: Single, Depressed Cummins Dyes Hair Blue in Cry for...
Even though he's putting on a brave face the Surry Hills Times can confirm that 'The Bachelor' Nick Cummins is still single. And depressed....
