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Shockingly Misleading Headline of Whale’s Tragic Death
In a disgraceful example of clickbait, the Murdoch-owned News Corp site 'news.com.au' has implied the terrible death of a whale was the result of...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Stu Laundy’s Funeral Preparations Underway Ahead of Sonny Bill Fight
Sonny Bill Williams will fight Ex Bachelorette star Stu Laundy in a fight night in Sydney on December 1.
Preparations have already begun for the...
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Fake News: FFS It Was Meant To Rain Today!
The SHT is calling for mandatory KPIs on all weathermen and women. Rain was confidently predicted, yet the skies were blue. If...
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Redhead’s Meltdown Prompts National ‘Banga Ranga’ Day
The emotional outburst of The Bachelor contestant Zoe-Clare last night has led to government officials declaring the 12th of August as National...
Patronising Suit’s “Does That Make Sense?” Results in Five Day Standoff
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Ali Reportedly ‘Deeply in Love’… with Herself.
Bachelor fans have been reassured: Ali Oetjen is very much in love. With Ali Oetjen.
It's been a hard slog for Bachelor fans recently with...
Bronze Bird Statues Defecating Throughout Sydney
The bronze bird statues that have become a feature in and around inner city Sydney buildings have begun defecating all over town.
The 67 little...
Footy Show Fat Shaming Scandal Deepens: Fatty to Sue for Decades of Fat Shaming
Yesterday the Footy Show was slammed for fat-shaming former NRL star Dave Taylor. After a wholly unnecessary grovelling apology today from Erin...
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Fishing Rod Thief At It Again
The brilliant gentleman who plucked a necklace from the Versace store in Melbourne’s CBD has his eyes on an infinitely more valuable...
