ENTERTAINMENT
Polo Announces Permanently Popped Collar
In a move that will excite private school old-boys, fashion giant Polo has announced a brilliant new feature driven by consumer demand: a permanently...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Barb Finally Calls Time on Husband’s Career
And a whole day before the season starts. Thanks maaaate.
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Garnier’s new 4 in 1 cream 'BB' (Beautifully Busy) allows the busy women of Australia to get on with their day faster thanks to...
ENTERTAINMENT
Pete Offers Brussel Sprouts as ‘Treat’, Gets Shaved Eyebrow ‘Trick’
Paleo Pete has made an appalling lack of judgement by offering a marauding bunch of kids brussel sprouts as “treats” and was promptly brought...
Wife Enforces 1.5 metre Rule in Bed. ‘Headache’ Excuse No Longer Necessary.
Bianca Sebatini's husband is a mad rooter. Always has been. She thought once they got married he'd settle down. No such luck....
Local Man King Hit After Asking Colleague How Bad Her Hail Damage Is
The hail storm that raged through Sydney last night has claimed another victim.
Matt Canavan foolishly asked his colleague...
World First: Local Unicorn Genuinely Doesn’t Give a Shit About Valentine’s Day
A local woman has shattered gender stereotypes and set the world on fire after proving she doesn’t give the tiniest crap about...
SOCIETY
Street Dick n’ Ball Artist Receives Prodigious Art Scholarship
A Surry Hills man whose skilled drawings of dick n’ balls has
been noticed by Australia’s finest artistic critics. He will now enter...
