ENTERTAINMENT
Shockingly Misleading Headline of Whale’s Tragic Death
In a disgraceful example of clickbait, the Murdoch-owned News Corp site 'news.com.au' has implied the terrible death of a whale was the result of...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Peter Beattie’s NRL Team of the Week: Round 22
Each week the Surry Hills Times’ very special guest, the Honourable Peter Beattie, will offer us his expert advice and deep insights on the...
NEWS IN REVIEW
ENTERTAINMENT
Our Favourite Reader of 2018
The Surry Hills Times would be nothing without you, our fabulous readers. And we would like to thank...
Smug Son-of-a-Bitch Jogging in Surry Hills at 7am
As we wake this afternoon from our mutual bender we can report that one turd was jogging with...
Dog Owner Begs Dog For Yet Another Walk. Is Denied.
"I've been for seven fuckin' walks today," said Steve through clenched teeth. "Count 'em. Seven. I'm goin to sleep."
Local Man Buys ‘Girlfriend Experience’. Spends Day Cleaning Toilet, Arguing About Household Expenses and...
A local man who called an escort service under the guise of having the “full girlfriend experience” has had a rude shock,...
Gay Dog Restaurant a World First for Surry Hills
Finally Surry Hills has what every suburb needs: a restaurant for gay dogs.
“The Gay Dog Owners Association of...
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