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SHT ‘Dog Parents Of The Year Awards’ Open
Two homeless legends have catapulted themselves to the top of the leaderboard in the Surry Hills ‘Dog Parent of the Year’ Awards....
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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‘Diehard’ Roosters Fan Just Realises They Are Premiers
A self-described “diehard” Roosters fan has more has had a wonderful morning. Nathaniel Farsi, 29, Share Trader, was checking the finance report...
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Council Plans to Barricade Sydney Harbour Bridge on New Year’s Eve...
Exclusive: The Surry Hills Times can reveal Sydney City Council is pushing forward with plans to make New Years Eve 2019/20 the...
ENTERTAINMENT
Unforgivable: Local Turd Busted Watching ‘Killing Eve’ Without Girlfriend
"I came home from work early and busted him in the bedroom on his laptop. At first I thought he was watching...
Local Digital Newspaper Editor Descends Into Alcoholism After Instagram Stops Likes
What’s the point any more? Why am I even writing this? Is anybody reading? Where are the likes? Fuck! If people like...
Bachie’s Blues: Single, Depressed Cummins Dyes Hair Blue in Cry for Help
Even though he's putting on a brave face the Surry Hills Times can confirm that 'The Bachelor' Nick Cummins is still single. And depressed....
What Dating Profiles Really Mean
Online dating is fraught with danger. There’s deception at
every swipe. Surry Hills Times to the rescue! Our resident psychologist has
turned her gaze...
All of Surry Hills Outraged at Mega Wanky Paddo Obsessed Tosser Couple on ‘Love...
The entire suburb is fuming, absolutely feee-uming, after the latest episode of LIOLI featured two finance horrors who considered our wonderful suburb...
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Surry Hills Designer Loses it on First Day Back at Work
A local designer has had a tough day back at work and is now back on the fags in spite of his...
