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Man Picks Up Bird From Clock Hotel. Regrets Nothing.
"I'd always had one stray eye on Dale but he never had the guts to approach me. Then one day he sidled...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Local Man Convinced He Can Dominate Tennis After Watching Wimbledon
Graham O'Grady was always a pretty decent ping pong player. As an eight-year-old he was unbeatable in his nan's garage on summer...
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Tap On, Tap Off for Surry Hills Brothel
The public transport system of tapping on and off via the use of an Opal Card has moved into the sex industry after the...
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SHT ‘Dog Parents Of The Year Awards’ Open
Two homeless legends have catapulted themselves to the top of the leaderboard in the Surry Hills ‘Dog Parent of the Year’ Awards....
Smug Son-of-a-Bitch Jogging in Surry Hills at 7am
As we wake this afternoon from our mutual bender we can report that one turd was jogging with...
Research Proves Sydneysiders Are Better Than Each Other
You've suspected it. You were right.
Research conducted by Morgan and Morgan and Morgan has revealed that the vast majority of Sydney residents are superior...
Toxic Feminism: Woman’s Cinema Armrest Hogging Goes Too Far
A woman's hogging of the armrest at Verona Cinema has been labelled "Toxic Femininity": many believe the woman's emasculating subjugation of her...
Oprah Interview: Harry and Meghan Desperately Seek Privacy
Prince Harry tells Oprah Winfrey he moved his family from England because he feared the impact of the tabloid press and desperately...
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Revealed: George Pell’s Favourite Drink in Prison
It’s been a difficult few months in prison for George Pell, but he does have one thing to look forward to: this...
