ENTERTAINMENT
The Bachelor: The Biggest Bitch of All is Matt
Matt may not be Dog C*nt, but he certainly carried on like a little bitch, and it shouldn't go unnoticed. Truth is,...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
World’s First Honest Betting Agency Opens in Time for the Cup
It’s a first for Australia and the world. A totally honest betting agency that does not hide the fact that punters will in all...
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Australia’s Future? Hipster Won Over by Clive Palmer Ads
Let's get one thing straight. Steve Gearin used to be and extreme left wing hipster: He doesn't own a car, he only...
ENTERTAINMENT
Tap On, Tap Off for Surry Hills Brothel
The public transport system of tapping on and off via the use of an Opal Card has moved into the sex industry after the...
‘Uber Confessions’ to be Filmed in Surry Hills
A spinoff of Taxi Cab Confessions is about to be launched, filmed on the streets of Surry Hills - 'Uber Confessions'. Brilliantly the brand...
How to Enter Brothels Under the Radar
LIFEHACKS: It's a question for the ages: How do you enter a Gentlemen's Club without looking like you're a client? It is indeed a...
Woman’s Hair-Foils Receive AM Radio.
A local woman enjoying a dart as her hair foils did their thing encountered something entirely unexpected this morning. Berice Grainer was...
Isolating Couple Just Realise it’s a Long Weekend
After a four day Netflix binge local woman Jacinta turned to her boyfriend and asked, "Hang on a sec, what day is...
SOCIETY
Fake News: FFS It Was Meant To Rain Today!
The SHT is calling for mandatory KPIs on all weathermen and women. Rain was confidently predicted, yet the skies were blue. If...
