ENTERTAINMENT
SAS Australia Obsession Overtakes Local Couple’s Otherwise Placid Existence
An obsession with SAS Australia has a local man believing he’s a cockney SAS Sergeant who has the right to bark orders...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Dragons Fans Furious With New CEO For No Particular Reason
Irate Dragons fans were out in force yesterday at Jubilee.
They took out their team’s poor performance on anyone, including recently appointed CEO and club...
NEWS IN REVIEW
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PETA Demonstrate for the Rights of Inner City Rats
Members of PETA have violently protested outside a Taiwanese restaurant after Din Tai Fung was shut down due to rats being discovered...
ENTERTAINMENT
Joyce, Campion Son Already on Spending Spree
Recently the former deputy PM Barnaby Joyce and his partner Vikki Campion have come under attack for signing a tell-all TV deal.
The interview will...
Dickhead Packs for ‘PICNIC Surry Hills’. Forgets Blanket.
PICNIC Surry Hills is on Today in Ward Park on Devonshire St, from 12 - 5! This new event, from the Surry...
Prison Sex Scandal Leads to Crime Wave
THE sex crisis plaguing Australia’s prisons has deepened, with another female guard losing her job after being caught with an inmate.
Seemingly “on tap” sex...
Two Monsters Don’t Give Steve Any of their Lunch
A shameful display of gluttony took place in Shannon Reserve today when two locals refused to give Steve even a morsel of...
Outrage: In ‘Retirement’ Winx is Set to Become Sexworker in Surry Hills Brothel
The champion mare Winx captured the heart of the nation in her stunning career, but now shocking plans have been revealed for...
SOCIETY
Brisbane Last City in Race for 2032 Olympics Name Steven Bradbury...
Because, you know, that race he won.
