ENTERTAINMENT
Local Wanker Overheard Delighting at Rain Because “My Vertical Garden Needs...
The conversation continued as follows:
“The farmers probably need it more,” one cafe patron replied.
“What...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Eels Fans Fast-Track Tats Before Midnight
“I can’t be happier”, said Gary Bush. “She’s a beauty.”
NEWS IN REVIEW
LATEST
“What Men Want” Original Screenplay Leaked
The original hit comedy hit a chord with women the world over, where finally a man understands the deepest thoughts, emotions, yearnings...
ENTERTAINMENT
Man Picks Up Bird From Clock Hotel. Regrets Nothing.
"I'd always had one stray eye on Dale but he never had the guts to approach me. Then one day he sidled...
Prison Sex Scandal Leads to Crime Wave
THE sex crisis plaguing Australia’s prisons has deepened, with another female guard losing her job after being caught with an inmate.
Seemingly “on tap” sex...
Passive Aggressive Store Opens in Surry Hills
An exciting new addition to our culture of passive aggression has finally come to Surry Hills with opening specials including 'Take Care'...
Identity of Paddington Poo Jogger Hidden From Public
The Surry Hills Times joins the major publications in its denouncement of the government’s censorship laws as this stunning letter exposing the...
Massive Dickhead Loses Shopping List, Forgets Garlic, Ruins Dinner
Margaret Speinholden was looking forward to this dinner party for weeks. She sent her boyfriend out with a simple grocery list. He...
SOCIETY
World First: Local Unicorn Genuinely Doesn’t Give a Shit About Valentine’s...
A local woman has shattered gender stereotypes and set the world on fire after proving she doesn’t give the tiniest crap about...
