ENTERTAINMENT
Bronze Bird Statues Defecating Throughout Sydney
The bronze bird statues that have become a feature in and around inner city Sydney buildings have begun defecating all over town.
The 67 little...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
First Time Punter Takes Forever at Pub TAB. Police Intervene.
A once-a-year Melbourne Cup punter caused a riot in a Sydney pub today. “It’s all so confusing! What the hell is a...
NEWS IN REVIEW
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Man Works for Muffin Break for 33 years as an Intern
Steve Linane always wanted to be a train driver. That’s why he jumped at the chance to drive the Muffin Break kids'...
ENTERTAINMENT
Bachie’s Blues: Single, Depressed Cummins Dyes Hair Blue in Cry for Help
Even though he's putting on a brave face the Surry Hills Times can confirm that 'The Bachelor' Nick Cummins is still single. And depressed....
Non-Tinder Date in Surry Hills
It was a typical midweek evening at one of Surry Hills’ iconic bars. The usual scene, awkward couples on Tinder dates struggling...
Viewers Spot Another GOT Coffee Fail
Blink and you’ll miss it, but eagle-eyed Game of Thrones fans have spotted yet another coffee cup on set of the latest...
Rove Rumoured to Star in Next Joker Film
‘The Joker’ is a film about a failed comedian who isn’t funny. US-based producers believe they may have found the perfect man...
Dog Fed Up With Owner’s Vanity
This was the moment Stefan Forrester's dog decided enough was enough.
Speaking through a dog interpreter Stefan's dog Vin...
SOCIETY
Halloween Costume Terrifies Surry Hills
A Surry Hills resident has sent locals screaming in fear with a Halloween costume that is pure evil. What an arsehole!
