ENTERTAINMENT
Woman’s Hair-Foils Receive AM Radio.
A local woman enjoying a dart as her hair foils did their thing encountered something entirely unexpected this morning. Berice Grainer was...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Mass Sale on Polo Shirts After Wallabies Humiliating Defeat
Eastern Suburbs Private School boys have been distancing themselves from the game of rugby union en mass after the Wallabies atrocious capitulation...
NEWS IN REVIEW
LATEST
Leaked NRL Poll Results Reveal Mary MacGregor, Kurt Mann Robbed
The Dragons stunning performance against Brisbane on Sunday has prompted an NRL insider to leak results of the NRL Fan Poll which reveal that...
ENTERTAINMENT
Pete Offers Brussel Sprouts as ‘Treat’, Gets Shaved Eyebrow ‘Trick’
Paleo Pete has made an appalling lack of judgement by offering a marauding bunch of kids brussel sprouts as “treats” and was promptly brought...
Local Man Buys ‘Girlfriend Experience’. Spends Day Cleaning Toilet, Arguing About Household Expenses and...
A local man who called an escort service under the guise of having the “full girlfriend experience” has had a rude shock,...
Big Marn to Join Fatty’s Lawsuit as Report Finds Fat Shaming at Footy Show...
Firstly, it feels good to say something is 'systemic', even if it isn't, because when you say 'systemic' you feel smart. Systemic....
Roxy Hit with Fresh Graffiti
Roxy Jacenko’s ‘Ministry of Talent’ office in Paddington has been hit with fresh graffiti overnight.
It is now...
Noll’s Foul-Mouthed Rant lands him Multi-Million Dollar Gangsta-Rap Deal
An expletive laden rant has led to a dramatic image overhaul for Shannon Noll with his new album: "I F#*k Yo Mum and Yo...
SOCIETY
Tap On, Tap Off for Surry Hills Brothel
The public transport system of tapping on and off via the use of an Opal Card has moved into the sex industry after the...
