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‘Uber Confessions’ to be Filmed in Surry Hills
A spinoff of Taxi Cab Confessions is about to be launched, filmed on the streets of Surry Hills - 'Uber Confessions'. Brilliantly the brand...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Resident Receives Unexpected Quote from Tiger Electrical: “Tim Mannah’s a Fat...
The signing of Tim Mannah by the Wests Tigers after he was discarded by the Eels has raised much debate. Now it...
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FREE TICKET GIVEAWAY to our dear readers!
The Surry Hills Times is proud to announce our first ever ticket giveaway! No satirical jokes. No gags. Just free tickets!
They’re courtesy of...
ENTERTAINMENT
Local Man King Hit After Asking Colleague How Bad Her Hail Damage Is
The hail storm that raged through Sydney last night has claimed another victim.
Matt Canavan foolishly asked his colleague...
Woman’s Hair-Foils Receive AM Radio.
A local woman enjoying a dart as her hair foils did their thing encountered something entirely unexpected this morning. Berice Grainer was...
Regular Fridge Becomes Shitfight Work Fridge As Couple Works from Home
Domestic tensions rose further as one of the two sharing the office space stuck up a lame message on A4 paper that...
Toxic Feminism: Woman’s Cinema Armrest Hogging Goes Too Far
A woman's hogging of the armrest at Verona Cinema has been labelled "Toxic Femininity": many believe the woman's emasculating subjugation of her...
‘Epic Fails 2018!’
Life's tough. As we at the Surry Hills Times always say, "it's good to laugh".
That's why we're proud to release our "Epic Fails 2018"...
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Peter Beattie’s Team of the Week: Round 21
Each week the Surry Hills Times’ very special guest, the Honourable Peter Beattie, will offer us his expert advice and deep insights on the...
