ENTERTAINMENT
Local Man King Hit After Asking Colleague How Bad Her Hail...
The hail storm that raged through Sydney last night has claimed another victim.
Matt Canavan foolishly asked his colleague...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Heroes of Ultimate Frisbee Calendar Causes Firestorm
An unlikely public stoush has broken out between Firemen and Ultimate Frisbee athletes concerning the simultaneous release date of their upcoming calendars with the Firefighters...
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Local Wanker Overheard Delighting at Rain Because “My Vertical Garden Needs...
The conversation continued as follows:
“The farmers probably need it more,” one cafe patron replied.
“What...
ENTERTAINMENT
Revealed: Meghan Was Shat All Over Before She Did Same to Royal Family in...
It was always going to take a lot of courage to take down the Royal family, so you're going to want to...
Jubilant Scenes as NRL Footy Show Finally Axed
News The Footy Show has been boned was met with unbridled scenes of celebration and tears of joy from rugby league fans around Australia.
“I'll...
Local Man Buys Three Vacuums in Black Friday Sale. Regrets Nothing.
“I bought two last year and I just couldn't bloody help meself this year either,” said Max Merch.
The...
The Bachelor: The Biggest Bitch of All is Matt
Matt may not be Dog C*nt, but he certainly carried on like a little bitch, and it shouldn't go unnoticed. Truth is,...
Patronising Suit’s “Does That Make Sense?” Results in Five Day Standoff
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Briefing Now in its Fifth Day
A patronising account manager and a cocky copywriter at a
leading Surry...
SOCIETY
World Mourns Break Up of Love Island’s Grant and Tayla
A global outpouring of grief has accompanied the news that Love Island’s winning couple Tayla Damir and Grant Crapp have split.
The shock breakup of the...
