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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Local Man Convinced He Can Dominate Tennis After Watching Wimbledon
Graham O'Grady was always a pretty decent ping pong player. As an eight-year-old he was unbeatable in his nan's garage on summer...
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Pete Offers Brussel Sprouts as ‘Treat’, Gets Shaved Eyebrow ‘Trick’
Paleo Pete has made an appalling lack of judgement by offering a marauding bunch of kids brussel sprouts as “treats” and was promptly brought...
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Surry Hills Designer Loses it on First Day Back at Work
A local designer has had a tough day back at work and is now back on the fags in spite of his...
What Dating Profiles Really Mean
Online dating is fraught with danger. There’s deception at
every swipe. Surry Hills Times to the rescue! Our resident psychologist has
turned her gaze...
Research Proves Sydneysiders Are Better Than Each Other
You've suspected it. You were right.
Research conducted by Morgan and Morgan and Morgan has revealed that the vast majority of Sydney residents are superior...
Local Man Buys Three Vacuums in Black Friday Sale. Regrets Nothing.
“I bought two last year and I just couldn't bloody help meself this year either,” said Max Merch.
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Outrage: GOT Fans Protest Season Finale as Streets Burn
Surry Hills residents have taken to the streets overturning cars and smashing shopfronts in a righteous display of people power against the...
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Twisted Story Behind Local Man’s Incredible $30 Kmart Hack
We're constantly being bombarded with "Kmart hacks" - well this one is legit, compliments of yours truly. Just buy a $15 wreath,...
