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Revealed: George Pell’s Favourite Drink in Prison
It’s been a difficult few months in prison for George Pell, but he does have one thing to look forward to: this...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Stand Collapses at Joey’s v Riverview Match. Luckily 1,424 Doctors in...
...and 2,723 salivating lawyers.
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Local Woman Outraged When Plumber Turns Up On Time
A Surry Hills mother of two was surprised when a plumber turned up on time to her residence on Arthur Street this...
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TV Ratings Revealed. Origin: 3.5M, World Cup: 500K, Love Island: 100K, Cricket: 1.
The Surry Hills Times has managed to track down the solitary individual who watched the one-day series last night.
Last night's TV ratings are out...
Salim Mehajer’s bid to be Mayor of Surry Hills
Ex Deputy Mayor of Auburn and troubled property developer Salim Mehajer has announced he’s in the race to become Mayor of Surry Hills.
In an...
Pubs Open: Our Glasses Are Officially Half Full
Rufus gazed at his delicious schooner of beer and thought, 'yes, definitely half full.'
It is a glorious time...
Two Monsters Don’t Give Steve Any of their Lunch
A shameful display of gluttony took place in Shannon Reserve today when two locals refused to give Steve even a morsel of...
Valentine’s Day: Cheap Boyfriend Strikes Again
A long suffering woman has had to grin and bear another Valentine’s Day with her lame boyfriend.
Upon receiving...
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Local Man Buys Three Vacuums in Black Friday Sale. Regrets Nothing.
“I bought two last year and I just couldn't bloody help meself this year either,” said Max Merch.
The...
