ENTERTAINMENT
Mel Schilling: “I’m Not a C*nt”
Married at First Sight’s Mel Schilling has been forced to defend herself, releasing a statement that she’s not a c*nt, in the...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Brisbane Last City in Race for 2032 Olympics Name Steven Bradbury...
Because, you know, that race he won.
NEWS IN REVIEW
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Redhead’s Meltdown Prompts National ‘Banga Ranga’ Day
The emotional outburst of The Bachelor contestant Zoe-Clare last night has led to government officials declaring the 12th of August as National...
ENTERTAINMENT
Bachelor Recap: WTF is with Roadmarkings in New Caledonia?
“Dotted white lines ONE THIRD of the way into the road makes absolutely no sense whatsoever,” said a shocked Brittany. “I could have been...
Local Man Loses Bet. Forced to Watch ‘Palm Beach’.
“Make it stop. Make it stop,” weeped Pat Jarvis at Entertainment Quarter this afternoon in Cinema Number 8. He was in the...
Regular Fridge Becomes Shitfight Work Fridge As Couple Works from Home
Domestic tensions rose further as one of the two sharing the office space stuck up a lame message on A4 paper that...
Heroes of Ultimate Frisbee Calendar Causes Firestorm
An unlikely public stoush has broken out between Firemen and Ultimate Frisbee athletes concerning the simultaneous release date of their upcoming calendars with the Firefighters...
SOCIETY
PETA Demonstrate for the Rights of Inner City Rats
Members of PETA have violently protested outside a Taiwanese restaurant after Din Tai Fung was shut down due to rats being discovered...
