ENTERTAINMENT
Proof Kiwis Think We’re Idiots
Advertising
If you’re Australian and you’ve seen the latest commercial for Air New Zealand you’ll smell a rat. Or specifically a goose. You may...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Eels Fans Fast-Track Tats Before Midnight
“I can’t be happier”, said Gary Bush. “She’s a beauty.”
NEWS IN REVIEW
LATEST
Local Man Loses Bet. Forced to Watch ‘Palm Beach’.
“Make it stop. Make it stop,” weeped Pat Jarvis at Entertainment Quarter this afternoon in Cinema Number 8. He was in the...
ENTERTAINMENT
The Bachelor: The Biggest Bitch of All is Matt
Matt may not be Dog C*nt, but he certainly carried on like a little bitch, and it shouldn't go unnoticed. Truth is,...
Isolating Man Chats Himself Up at Friday After-Work Drinks. Pulls Root.
A local self-isolating man who is working from home has had a big win at his weekly Friday night after work drinks...
Local Man Buys ‘Girlfriend Experience’. Spends Day Cleaning Toilet, Arguing About Household Expenses and...
A local man who called an escort service under the guise of having the “full girlfriend experience” has had a rude shock,...
Dog Fed Up With Owner’s Vanity
This was the moment Stefan Forrester's dog decided enough was enough.
Speaking through a dog interpreter Stefan's dog Vin...
Rove Rumoured to Star in Next Joker Film
‘The Joker’ is a film about a failed comedian who isn’t funny. US-based producers believe they may have found the perfect man...
SOCIETY
Surry Hills Man Plans Trip to Manly
Travel
Michael Beattie is a brave man. Intrepid adventurer. And he has a bold plan. He intends on leaving his beloved streets of Surry Hills...
