ENTERTAINMENT
Woman’s Hair-Foils Receive AM Radio.
A local woman enjoying a dart as her hair foils did their thing encountered something entirely unexpected this morning. Berice Grainer was...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Peter Beattie’s Tips for Tonight’s “Daily Ms”
It’s the NRL’s night of nights, and their beloved Chairman of the ARL Commission, the Honourable Peter Beattie has done it again!
The loveable politician...
NEWS IN REVIEW
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Five Brave Police Officers Apprehend Sleeping Man
This is the moment five brave police officers, including two on horseback, took down a man who was sleeping in Surry Hills...
ENTERTAINMENT
Investigation: Extra Large Cage Eggs Not Actually From Extra Large Cages
A well-known egg farm has been sued by the federal government for misleading labelling: “Extra Large Cage Eggs” are to be immediately...
Noll’s Foul-Mouthed Rant lands him Multi-Million Dollar Gangsta-Rap Deal
An expletive laden rant has led to a dramatic image overhaul for Shannon Noll with his new album: "I F#*k Yo Mum and Yo...
Polo Announces Permanently Popped Collar
In a move that will excite private school old-boys, fashion giant Polo has announced a brilliant new feature driven by consumer demand: a permanently...
Pete Offers Brussel Sprouts as ‘Treat’, Gets Shaved Eyebrow ‘Trick’
Paleo Pete has made an appalling lack of judgement by offering a marauding bunch of kids brussel sprouts as “treats” and was promptly brought...
SOCIETY
Man Multi-Tasks For First Time
Men have long admired and respected and even looked on with envy from afar at women's ability to multitask.
Men's collective inability to do the...





















































































