ENTERTAINMENT
Married at First Sight Judges Drugged
"We were turned into zombies. We were like children. We lost our own will. We just recited lines the producers told us to," said...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Man Arrested for not Wearing Pink on Pink Day at The...
A man has disgraced himself today by turning up to the Pink Test without any pink clothing whatsoever.
What...
NEWS IN REVIEW
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Man Picks Up Bird From Clock Hotel. Regrets Nothing.
"I'd always had one stray eye on Dale but he never had the guts to approach me. Then one day he sidled...
ENTERTAINMENT
Greg Norman the Musical Greenlit
Entertainment
It would seem as if the rumours are true and a musical about the life and times of iconic Australian golfer Greg Norman has...
Two Monsters Don’t Give Steve Any of their Lunch
A shameful display of gluttony took place in Shannon Reserve today when two locals refused to give Steve even a morsel of...
Investigation: Extra Large Cage Eggs Not Actually From Extra Large Cages
A well-known egg farm has been sued by the federal government for misleading labelling: “Extra Large Cage Eggs” are to be immediately...
Simon Le Bon’s Powerful Tribute to the Wild Boars
Duran Duran's lead singer Simon Le Bon has paid tribute to the bravery exhibited by the Thai Wild Boars soccer team in this uplifting...
Babies for Hire as Women Declare it’s Over for Alpha Males
Research confirms contemporary women are no longer attracted to the typical Alpha Male, rather sensitive single fathers. With that “Babies For Hire” was born.
So what...
SOCIETY
Pete Evans Invents Napoleon Dynamite-Style Time Machine. Travels to Time Before...
Pete's done it again. Australia's favourite chef has effectively found a cure for Covid-19 by inventing a time machine that allows us...
