ENTERTAINMENT
Advertising: Does Carrie Bickmore Seriously No Longer Wash Her Face?
In Carrie Bickmore's latest advertising campaign for Garnier she tells Australia: “I no longer wash my face, I Micellar it.”
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Man Arrested for not Wearing Pink on Pink Day at The...
A man has disgraced himself today by turning up to the Pink Test without any pink clothing whatsoever.
What...
NEWS IN REVIEW
LATEST
Pete Offers Brussel Sprouts as ‘Treat’, Gets Shaved Eyebrow ‘Trick’
Paleo Pete has made an appalling lack of judgement by offering a marauding bunch of kids brussel sprouts as “treats” and was promptly brought...
ENTERTAINMENT
Surry Hills Dogs Settle Rift After 15 Years
What started as a growl ended in a no-holds-barred barney that Surry Hills residents still recall. 15 years later the two were still arch...
FREE TICKET GIVEAWAY to our dear readers!
The Surry Hills Times is proud to announce our first ever ticket giveaway! No satirical jokes. No gags. Just free tickets!
They’re courtesy of...
Supermarket Wars: Coles Sells Christmas in July Dogs
Coles has upped its game in a bid for the fiercely competitive supermarket dollar with the marketing of Christmas in July dogs.
World Famous Motivational Speaker Has Just Two Pieces of Advice for Men
Motivational Speaker Pat Fairhall has become world famous with just two pieces of advice.
Fairhall has overtaken the world. He now ranks up there with...
Local Hero Watches Love Actually with Girlfriend. Doesn’t Complain.
Surry Hills man Michael Beattie, 27, was in emotional disarray after being forced to watch the perennial Christmas classic ‘Love Actually’ by...
SOCIETY
Fake News: FFS It Was Meant To Rain Today!
The SHT is calling for mandatory KPIs on all weathermen and women. Rain was confidently predicted, yet the skies were blue. If...
