ENTERTAINMENT
World First: Local Unicorn Genuinely Doesn’t Give a Shit About Valentine’s...
A local woman has shattered gender stereotypes and set the world on fire after proving she doesn’t give the tiniest crap about...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
This Week: World Mourns Loss of Two Beloved Princes
One was a tearaway, boozing, brawler who told it exactly as he saw it... the other was Tommy Raudonikis.
NEWS IN REVIEW
LATEST
Surry Hills Residents to Name Light Rail
The Federal Government’s Transport Minister Andrew Constance has asked the Surry Hills community to name the exciting new ‘light’ rail monster carriages to be...
ENTERTAINMENT
Rove Rumoured to Star in Next Joker Film
‘The Joker’ is a film about a failed comedian who isn’t funny. US-based producers believe they may have found the perfect man...
Channel 7 Trials New Watermark
The TV screens of Surry Hills have featured a new watermark trialled by Channel 7 as part of their promotion for the 2019 series...
Next Season of Hughesy Already Greenlit
Entertainment
It has been revealed that Channel 10's panel show featuring comedian Dave Hughes was originally posed as a question by...
Redhead’s Meltdown Prompts National ‘Banga Ranga’ Day
The emotional outburst of The Bachelor contestant Zoe-Clare last night has led to government officials declaring the 12th of August as National...
Outrage: GOT Fans Protest Season Finale as Streets Burn
Surry Hills residents have taken to the streets overturning cars and smashing shopfronts in a righteous display of people power against the...
SOCIETY
Survey Reveals Mass Fail for 80% of Surry Hills Residents’ New...
All the things that are bad for you are good. What are you gonna do?
It’s only January 20...
