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Smug Son-of-a-Bitch Jogging in Surry Hills at 7am
As we wake this afternoon from our mutual bender we can report that one turd was jogging with...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Gang of Youths to play NRL Grand Final Nude
Exclusive: The band charged with the enormous responsibility of the fulfilling the NRL Grand Final pre-match entertainment, ‘Gang of Youths’ have committed to be...
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Royal Commission into Price of Sydney Breakfast
The Surry Hills Times can reveal a government probe into the exorbitant price of breakfast throughout Sydney’s East has been announced. The move comes...
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Baldness Now Officially a Disability
An upside to the Will Smith debacle is that a new disability has been discovered! Alopecia, also known as 'spot baldness' is...
Patronising Suit’s “Does That Make Sense?” Results in Five Day Standoff
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Briefing Now in its Fifth Day
A patronising account manager and a cocky copywriter at a
leading Surry...
Mel Schilling: “I’m Not a C*nt”
Married at First Sight’s Mel Schilling has been forced to defend herself, releasing a statement that she’s not a c*nt, in the...
What Dating Profiles Really Mean
Online dating is fraught with danger. There’s deception at
every swipe. Surry Hills Times to the rescue! Our resident psychologist has
turned her gaze...
Residents Pray for Heard v Depp Trial to Continue
As the sensationally sordid trial comes to an end the world has united in prayer, in the hope that somehow this wonderful...
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Peter Beattie’s Team of the Week: Round 25
Each week the Surry Hills Times' very special guest, the Honourable Peter Beattie, will offer us his expert advice and deep insights on the...
