ENTERTAINMENT
Bronze Bird Statues Defecating Throughout Sydney
The bronze bird statues that have become a feature in and around inner city Sydney buildings have begun defecating all over town.
The 67 little...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Storm Celebrate Mad Monday before Grand Final
BREAKING: Never before has an NRL team celebrated a Grand Final victory before kickoff, but that’s exactly what Melbourne Storm will be doing today...
NEWS IN REVIEW
LATEST
Australians Begin Preparing Bullshit Excuses to Not Attend Social Gatherings
Now that we're allowed to go out we can't be bothered, because the couch is just lovely thank you very much... and...
ENTERTAINMENT
‘Epic Fails 2018!’
Life's tough. As we at the Surry Hills Times always say, "it's good to laugh".
That's why we're proud to release our "Epic Fails 2018"...
Local Man King Hit After Asking Colleague How Bad Her Hail Damage Is
The hail storm that raged through Sydney last night has claimed another victim.
Matt Canavan foolishly asked his colleague...
Gay Dog Restaurant a World First for Surry Hills
Finally Surry Hills has what every suburb needs: a restaurant for gay dogs.
“The Gay Dog Owners Association of...
Local Dog Eats Magic Mushrooms in Park and Trips Balls
Surry Hills residents were out in force this weekend after the rains brought a crop of magic mushrooms to Shannon Reserve on Crown Street.
“It's...
SOCIETY
Local Couple Wed by Drone
In a world first a young Surry Hills couple was wed by a drone last weekend and the bride was beaming, “The wedding went...
