The silent majority of NRL fans have spoken and the message to NRL management is clear: “Let NRL players be NRL players.”
An official statement from ‘NRL Fans Unite’ says, “First things first, let’s one thing straight; NRL players are good at three things:
- Playing NRL
- Drinking beer
- Getting nude
We urge Todd Greenberg and senior NRL management to allow NRL players to play the game we love, then drink boatloads of piss, then get nude as you like, and if that leads to masturbating while a teammate shadowboxes so be it.”
The stunning revelation into the majority of NRL fans comes after videos surfaced this week of Dylan Napa masturbating on a bed while Kane Evans shadowboxes in the corner.
Earlier in the week Napa was seen in a leaked video having sex with a woman propelling the forward into cult status amongst gingers the world over, as evidence that male humans can have sex with the opposite sex.
An NRL Fans spokesperson told the Surry Hills Times, “We live vicariously through these idiots. We love them. We love their antics. We’re married men with actual jobs and families, we can’t go to the pub, drop our dicks into a schooner glass of beer and then chant as a mate drinks it. Would I want to? No. Probably not. But someone’s got to.”
