It was always going to take a lot of courage to take down the Royal family, so you’re going to want to wear your lucky outfit. That’s exactly what Meghan Markle did when she wore her ‘lucky’ dress, so named because several dozen birds crapped all over it prior to the famous interview with Oprah. It’s always been folklore that a pigeon pooing on your shoulder was a sign of good luck. Now it seems to hold true, as the world has believed Meghan’s assertions that the royal family are racists, and… the rest. People have begun feeding laxatives en masse to birdlife in their local areas as a result.
