We’re constantly being bombarded with “Kmart hacks” – well this one is legit, compliments of yours truly. Just buy a $15 wreath, $15 bucks worth of coloured baubles, and you’re done. That simple. (Bottle of shiraz as you attach said baubles to wreath optional.) Look at this fucking thing! It’s like the best thing I’ve done this year! And yes I know I’ve gone off early – it’s not December yet, but I couldn’t resist.
It’s called a “Spite Wreath” because I saw the wreath in Kmart with the GF and said, “Wow, all you’d have to do is attach some coloured balls to that thing and it’d look at treat!”… she said, “No way, it’d never work”… So I showed her, purely out of spite. Hence, ‘Spite Wreath’.
And I can’t be happier. I swear on little baby Jesus in his crib this thing would be worth a cool hunge in DJs.
I encourage you to build your own Spite Wreath this Christmas and upload them. Enjoy and have a Merry and spiteful Christmas.
You’re welcome Surry Hills.
