Pubs Open: Our Glasses Are Officially Half Full
Rufus gazed at his delicious schooner of beer and thought, 'yes, definitely half full.'
It is a glorious time...
Pete Evans Invents Napoleon Dynamite-Style Time Machine. Travels to Time Before...
Pete's done it again. Australia's favourite chef has effectively found a cure for Covid-19 by inventing a time machine that allows us...
ScoMo’s First Barre Class
Last week the PM wasn't sure how to pronounce it. Today he took his first ever Barre Class, and absolutely kicked its...
Locals Now Hoarding Actual Toilets
We have gone from hoarding toilet paper, to the mass-purchase of actual toilets. Any why not? It seems all of Australia is...
Survey Reveals Mass Fail for 80% of Surry Hills Residents’ New...
All the things that are bad for you are good. What are you gonna do?
It’s only January 20...
Great news: Cheeky Monkey is Okay!
You may have noticed one of Surry Hills’ friendliest and much-loved locals has been missing recently. Cheeky Monkey aka ‘Greg’ has been...
Ex-Smokers Flock Outdoors as Sydney Air is Like Breathing in 40...
After it being revealed that Sydney air quality is like smoking 40 cigarettes, local ex-smokers have flocked outdoors to take in that...
Ice Invades Surry Streets
Look, I’m not proud of this one… it’s an obvious gag, but every week I see the guys at Toko chuck out...
Local Man Loses Bet. Forced to Watch ‘Palm Beach’.
“Make it stop. Make it stop,” weeped Pat Jarvis at Entertainment Quarter this afternoon in Cinema Number 8. He was in the...
Surry Hills Resident Does City2Surf. In Uber.
“I’ve always wanted to do the City to Surf, but running? Fuck that!” said Albert Young, 26.
Albert Young...
