“I’ve always wanted to do the City to Surf, but running? Fuck that!” said Albert Young, 26. 

Albert Young is not an athletic man and doesn’t care who knows it.

“I haven’t been to Bondi in ages. Heard it’s a bit of a pissup down there today, so I thought I’d lube up with a few and head down.”

This Surry Hills resident flew the flag for all of us down there today who wanted to be part of the fun but couldn’t be fucked running… and got ejected from the Beach Road, Icebergs and Ravesis. Well done Albert. Well done.