It’s been 14 years since ScoMo pooped his pants at the Engadine McDonalds (fact), and it happened again when he learned that the Chinese Year of the Ox symbolises power and stubbornness. But to imply that this might bolster Chinese resolve in continuing their massive military build-up on our doorstep, and to think this is a cause for concern, is racist in the extreme. To suggest that the Xi Jinping has anything other than the best of intentions is horribly racist. So therefore it has been widely accepted in the media that ScoMo has, in fact, created the world’s first racist poo. Quite an achievement for a kid from the Shire. The racist poo was unavailable for comment.
