SAS Australia Obsession Overtakes Local Couple’s Otherwise Placid Existence
An obsession with SAS Australia has a local man believing he’s a cockney SAS Sergeant who has the right to bark orders constantly, even while his girlfriend is calmly sewing doilies while...
Proof Kiwis Think We’re Idiots
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If you’re Australian and you’ve seen the latest commercial for Air New Zealand you’ll smell a rat. Or specifically a goose. You may not be able to put your finger on it but...
Redhead’s Meltdown Prompts National ‘Banga Ranga’ Day
The emotional outburst of The Bachelor contestant Zoe-Clare last night has led to government officials declaring the 12th of August as National 'Banga Ranga' Day in the hopes that redheads everywhere will...
Unforgivable: Local Turd Busted Watching ‘Killing Eve’ Without Girlfriend
"I came home from work early and busted him in the bedroom on his laptop. At first I thought he was watching porn, then I realised it was far worse." wept an...
Isolating Couple Just Realise it’s a Long Weekend
After a four day Netflix binge local woman Jacinta turned to her boyfriend and asked, "Hang on a sec, what day is it again?".
"Umm. Wednesday," replied Borge.
All of Surry Hills Outraged at Mega Wanky Paddo Obsessed Tosser Couple on ‘Love...
The entire suburb is fuming, absolutely feee-uming, after the latest episode of LIOLI featured two finance horrors who considered our wonderful suburb totally unacceptable over identity Paddington and managed to comprehensively out-wank...
The Bachelor: The Biggest Bitch of All is Matt
Matt may not be Dog C*nt, but he certainly carried on like a little bitch, and it shouldn't go unnoticed. Truth is, a mature, self-assured guy would have managed the wonderfully Australian...
Outrage: GOT Fans Protest Season Finale as Streets Burn
Surry Hills residents have taken to the streets overturning cars and smashing shopfronts in a righteous display of people power against the heinous ending to the Game of Thrones series.
Viewers Spot Another GOT Coffee Fail
Blink and you’ll miss it, but eagle-eyed Game of Thrones fans have spotted yet another coffee cup on set of the latest episode. If you look carefully in the background, behind Arya...
