The entire suburb is fuming, absolutely feee-uming, after the latest episode of LIOLI featured two finance horrors who considered our wonderful suburb totally unacceptable over identity Paddington and managed to comprehensively out-wank Neale and Andrew – no easy task.
The two of the bought a $2.4 million Surry Hills terrace as an investment property. I feel as sick writing that as did every single Goggleboxer who was forced to watch the atrocity.
We are collectively in a Poo Jogger state of shock. If you see these two white pant wearing monsters on our streets, run.
“We wanted Paddington, the is alternative was Surry Hills” said she.
“It’s a little more t-shirt and skinny jeans than linen shirt and chinos…” said he.
And as I’ve said, it’s not easy to out wank these two:
Everyone on Gogglebox was appalled, especially Lee. Just look at that face.
Isabelle was floored.
The Daltons were gobsmacked.
The excellent Lebs suggested they buy a mansion in Punchbowl, the centre of the universe…
And everyone else was equally as disgusted. As they should be..
A helpline is expected to be up and running shortly.
