Revealed: Ben Cousins’ Cousin an Ice Dealer

It has been alleged that Ben Cousins’ cousin Kenny Cousins is an ice dealer and is behind the downfall of his famous cousin.

The Surry Hills Times can confirm that Kenny Cousins manufactures and transports ice.

However the goods he sells are simply frozen cubes of water, also commonly known as ‘ice’.

In happier times.

His expertise at doing so has led to him being catapulted to fame, and he counts the likes of Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan as close personal friends.

Kenny would regularly supply ice to Mr Sheen.
Kenny would often supply ice to Royalty.

Kenny Cousins, an ex-chemistry teacher, gave us unrestricted access to his operation and a glimpse into his rockstar life in this video.

As he says: “In the early days I used to import it but by the time you got through customs the whole product would be ruined, and my clothes would be saturated.”

When asked his favourite clients Kenny is crystal clear: “Favourite clients? The big three. T… Cube… Vanilla.”

One of Kenny’s favourite clients “Vanilla Ice’.

This comes after the sad news that Ben Cousins has been arrested for possession of the drug ice.

The Surry Hills Times wishes Ben the best for his recovery from this horrible drug.