An obsession with SAS Australia has a local man believing he’s a cockney SAS Sergeant who has the right to bark orders constantly, even while his girlfriend is calmly sewing doilies while drinking a cuppa.


However, in a stunning reversal the man was forced to do pushups at 3am in the shower while his girlfriend called him a “MAGGOT”.

“I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S COME OVER US!”, she shouted. “BUT I KINDA LIKE IT”.