Doctors Confirm “Crazily Addictive” gameshow Pointless, 100% Non-Addictive
When the game show ‘Pointless’ first aired we were told by the medical wing of the Channel 10 promotions department that it was ‘crazily addictive’.
In fact an endless barrage of promotions declared the shows’...
Ali Reportedly ‘Deeply in Love’… with Herself.
Bachelor fans have been reassured: Ali Oetjen is very much in love. With Ali Oetjen.
It's been a hard slog for Bachelor fans recently with the Honey Badger choosing no one and the series ending,...
Bachelor Recap: Honey Badger’s Fashion Clue He Wasn’t Picking Anyone.
Nick Cummins was clearly ready to party immediately after the wrap of The Bachelor.
There was one clear indication Nick Cummins would be a bachelor for quite a while and that party boy shirt...
Bachelor Recap: WTF is with Roadmarkings in New Caledonia?
“Dotted white lines ONE THIRD of the way into the road makes absolutely no sense whatsoever,” said a shocked Brittany. “I could have been killed”.
Many viewers of The Bachelor were left as confused as...
Jubilant Scenes as NRL Footy Show Finally Axed
News The Footy Show has been boned was met with unbridled scenes of celebration and tears of joy from rugby league fans around Australia.
“I'll never have to sit through ‘Small Talk With The Big...
Bachie’s Blues: Single, Depressed Cummins Dyes Hair Blue in Cry for Help
Even though he's putting on a brave face the Surry Hills Times can confirm that 'The Bachelor' Nick Cummins is still single. And depressed.
In fact so depressed that he has dyed his hair...
Stu Laundy’s Funeral Preparations Underway Ahead of Sonny Bill Fight
Sonny Bill Williams will fight Ex Bachelorette star Stu Laundy in a fight night in Sydney on December 1.
Preparations have already begun for the fight.
“I’ve already engaged the services of a Funeral Services director....
The Block: TV Producers’ Genius Revealed
The Block is a hit. As it should be. But for the first time ever the geniuses who are responsible for the television we know and love, that becomes part of the fabric of...
Honey Badger’s Similes Written by Third World Slaves
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It has been revealed that Nick Cummins, aka the Honey Badger, aka The Bachelor has a team of writers working under slave-like conditions to formulate his now famous similes that have endeared him to...
World Famous Motivational Speaker Has Just Two Pieces of Advice for Men
Motivational Speaker Pat Fairhall has become world famous with just two pieces of advice.
Fairhall has overtaken the world. He now ranks up there with Tony Robbins and counts the Dalai Lama and Tony Blair...
