Men Ecstatic as Trivago Girl Returns
The men of Australia rejoiced last night at the return of the Trivago girl.
It has been a stressful few weeks without her presence. We have had to endure a bland run-of-the-mill, painting by numbers...
Hotel Ibis Launches New Ad Campaign
Hotel Ibis has released its latest advertising campaign featuring actual Ibis birds wandering amongst garbage and homeless people strewn throughout hotel lobbies.
The campaign embraces the gritty urban landscape that the Ibis inhabits.
Inspired by Zoolander’s...
World Mourns Break Up of Love Island’s Grant and Tayla
A global outpouring of grief has accompanied the news that Love Island’s winning couple Tayla Damir and Grant Crapp have split.
The shock breakup of the couple has taken a bizarre turn, with a “he said,...
‘Uber Confessions’ to be Filmed in Surry Hills
A spinoff of Taxi Cab Confessions is about to be launched, filmed on the streets of Surry Hills - 'Uber Confessions'. Brilliantly the brand new show features actual Priests behind the wheel.
One of the...
TV Ratings Revealed. Origin: 3.5M, World Cup: 500K, Love Island: 100K, Cricket: 1.
The Surry Hills Times has managed to track down the solitary individual who watched the one-day series last night.
Last night's TV ratings are out and the Surry Hills Times has tracked down the one...
Is Uber Deliberately Recording Passengers?
Uber is the beset with another scandal after a Surry Hills woman suspected the driver may have been recording her conversation covertly.
This comes after Karl Stefanovic and his brother, fellow Nine Network star,...
Joyce, Campion Son Already on Spending Spree
Recently the former deputy PM Barnaby Joyce and his partner Vikki Campion have come under attack for signing a tell-all TV deal.
The interview will be broadcast next Sunday night on Channel Seven with payment...
Ray Martin Doubles Down After ‘N-Word’ Gaffe
After using the 'n-word' twice on air Ray Martin has attempted to deflect the media storm by saying he identifies with the plight of African Americans, and is toying with the idea of becoming...
Mad Men Convinces Old Guy He’s Still Got Game
After binge watching all seven seasons of Mad Men, Dennis Kinchela a 65-year-old Surry Hills man, has convinced himself he’s capable of picking up twenty-year-old women in bars around Sydney’s East.
The man, an ex-advertising...
Man Deliberately Breaks Leg to Avoid ‘Harry and Meghan’ Party
A Surry Hills man has deliberately broken his leg to avoid a 'Harry and Meghan Royal Wedding Party' hosted by his girlfriend overnight.
"I regret nothing," said Peter Gentle, 35.
The local bricklayer will not be...
