A long held belief that the bums inhabiting Surry Hills are classier than any other bums in Sydney was proven this morning when an empty bottle of Captain Morgan’s was discovered in Shannon Reserve on Crown Street.
Investigations by the Surry Hills Times proved the thesis correct. We sat down with Jeff for a one on one interview.
“I may not have showered this year or most of last but by God I haven’t lost a taste for the finer things in life. Captain Morgan’s is just one. Lately I’ve even found myself into Aperol Spritz.!
“I pride myself on being the best Bum I can be. Occasionally I may not wipe my actual bum but when it comes to quality booze I’ll take it every time.”
