“Dotted white lines ONE THIRD of the way into the road makes absolutely no sense whatsoever,” said a shocked Brittany. “I could have been killed”. 

Many viewers of The Bachelor were left as confused as contestants Sophie and Brittany and it wasn’t through the antics of Bachelor Nick Cummins, rather the bizarre road markings by the new Caledonian Roads Authority.

“Why they would place dotted lines in the middle third of either side of the road is beyond comprehension. Head on collisions must be a part of everyday life in New Caledonia,” said a spokesperson for the RTA.