How to Enter Brothels Under the Radar
LIFEHACKS: It's a question for the ages: How do you enter a Gentlemen's Club without looking like you're a client? It is indeed a...
Surry Hills Man to Auction off his Virginity
Weeks after a teen made close to $4 million auctioning her virginity, a 32-year-old Surry Hills man, Barry Watson, is offering the same –...
Stu Laundy’s Funeral Preparations Underway Ahead of Sonny Bill Fight
Sonny Bill Williams will fight Ex Bachelorette star Stu Laundy in a fight night in Sydney on December 1.
Preparations have already begun for the...
Dumbphones the Solution for Generation Z
Technology
Smart Phones are so engaging that they’re turning us into a nation of ‘Phone Zombies’.
And that’s why Smart Phones are about to be...
Heroes of Ultimate Frisbee Calendar Causes Firestorm
An unlikely public stoush has broken out between Firemen and Ultimate Frisbee athletes concerning the simultaneous release date of their upcoming calendars with the Firefighters...
Price of Beer Gives Tourist Heart Attack
A 28-year-old German man who spent the last 6 months in Thailand has suffered a heart attack after ordering a beer in a Surry...
Fitness Fifth to Open in Surry Hills
A radical new honest approach to fitness is set to launch in Surry Hills. And it promises to take the world by storm. It's...
Baldness Now Officially a Disability
An upside to the Will Smith debacle is that a new disability has been discovered! Alopecia, also known as 'spot baldness' is...
Great news: Cheeky Monkey is Okay!
You may have noticed one of Surry Hills’ friendliest and much-loved locals has been missing recently. Cheeky Monkey aka ‘Greg’ has been...
Government Responds to Housing Crisis with Avocado Tree Planted in Surry...
The government has responded to the issue of housing affordability by subsidising the cost of Smashed Av at local cafes by planting an avocado...
