How to Enter Brothels Under the Radar
LIFEHACKS: It's a question for the ages: How do you enter a Gentlemen's Club without looking like you're a client? It is indeed a...
Revealed: Ben Cousins’ Cousin an Ice Dealer
It has been alleged that Ben Cousins’ cousin Kenny Cousins is an ice dealer and is behind the downfall of his famous cousin.
The Surry...
Stu Laundy’s Funeral Preparations Underway Ahead of Sonny Bill Fight
Sonny Bill Williams will fight Ex Bachelorette star Stu Laundy in a fight night in Sydney on December 1.
Preparations have already begun for the...
Dumbphones the Solution for Generation Z
Technology
Smart Phones are so engaging that they’re turning us into a nation of ‘Phone Zombies’.
And that’s why Smart Phones are about to be...
Heroes of Ultimate Frisbee Calendar Causes Firestorm
An unlikely public stoush has broken out between Firemen and Ultimate Frisbee athletes concerning the simultaneous release date of their upcoming calendars with the Firefighters...
Price of Beer Gives Tourist Heart Attack
A 28-year-old German man who spent the last 6 months in Thailand has suffered a heart attack after ordering a beer in a Surry...
Fitness Fifth to Open in Surry Hills
A radical new honest approach to fitness is set to launch in Surry Hills. And it promises to take the world by storm. It's...
Government Responds to Housing Crisis with Avocado Tree Planted in Surry...
The government has responded to the issue of housing affordability by subsidising the cost of Smashed Av at local cafes by planting an avocado...
Great news: Cheeky Monkey is Okay!
You may have noticed one of Surry Hills’ friendliest and much-loved locals has been missing recently. Cheeky Monkey aka ‘Greg’ has been...
Needles Found in Strawberries at Surry Hills Coles
A delighted customer at Surry Hills Coles, aka ‘Smacky’ Coles found five syringes embedded in a punnet of strawberries.
“I’m stoked,” said Gaz of Surry...
