Mystery Deepens: Why Aren’t People Destroying Lime E Bikes?
Authorities are confused as to why Lime E bikes seem to have gone unscathed unlike other bike sharing schemes that resulted in...
Man Arrested for not Wearing Pink on Pink Day at The...
A man has disgraced himself today by turning up to the Pink Test without any pink clothing whatsoever.
What...
Needles Found in Strawberries at Surry Hills Coles
A delighted customer at Surry Hills Coles, aka ‘Smacky’ Coles found five syringes embedded in a punnet of strawberries.
“I’m stoked,” said Gaz of Surry...
Local Man Treated for MAFS Withdrawal
A local Surry Hills man presented at St Vincent's emergency department this morning suffering from what the medical community expect to be...
Fitness Fifth to Open in Surry Hills
A radical new honest approach to fitness is set to launch in Surry Hills. And it promises to take the world by storm. It's...
‘Revenge Bodies Fitness’ to Open in Surry Hills
The latest trend of cracking out a revenge body as wonderfully evidenced by Natalie Joyce, the ex of Barnaby has spawned what...
Survey Reveals Mass Fail for 80% of Surry Hills Residents’ New...
All the things that are bad for you are good. What are you gonna do?
It’s only January 20...
Doctors Confirm “Crazily Addictive” gameshow Pointless, 100% Non-Addictive
When the game show ‘Pointless’ first aired we were told by the medical wing of the Channel 10 promotions department that it was ‘crazily...
Dumbphones the Solution for Generation Z
Technology
Smart Phones are so engaging that they’re turning us into a nation of ‘Phone Zombies’.
And that’s why Smart Phones are about to be...
