The popular bleach has finally been cancelled due to its blatant racist undertones in spite of the fact it has always claimed to be “safe for colours”. A spokesman for the company stated the brand is to be renamed “White Servant – helping dull whites become brighter”. Head of Brand, Mboto Kwali, went on to say that, “Just because a fabric is white does not mean it should be washed first, more delicately, or for longer. This is not the kind of privilege any fabric should assume.”