ENTERTAINMENT
Bachie’s Blues: Single, Depressed Cummins Dyes Hair Blue in Cry for...
Even though he's putting on a brave face the Surry Hills Times can confirm that 'The Bachelor' Nick Cummins is still single. And depressed....
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Boys Cleared of Racism to Receive Apology from Everyone in the...
Of course they won't. But that would be nice wouldn't it? Or perhaps the boys should sue for defamation. That's also an...
NEWS IN REVIEW
LATEST
‘Uber Confessions’ to be Filmed in Surry Hills
A spinoff of Taxi Cab Confessions is about to be launched, filmed on the streets of Surry Hills - 'Uber Confessions'. Brilliantly the brand...
ENTERTAINMENT
Jubilant Scenes as NRL Footy Show Finally Axed
News The Footy Show has been boned was met with unbridled scenes of celebration and tears of joy from rugby league fans around Australia.
“I'll...
Local Dog Eats Magic Mushrooms in Park and Trips Balls
Surry Hills residents were out in force this weekend after the rains brought a crop of magic mushrooms to Shannon Reserve on Crown Street.
“It's...
Mass Sale on Polo Shirts After Wallabies Humiliating Defeat
Eastern Suburbs Private School boys have been distancing themselves from the game of rugby union en mass after the Wallabies atrocious capitulation...
“What Men Want” Original Screenplay Leaked
The original hit comedy hit a chord with women the world over, where finally a man understands the deepest thoughts, emotions, yearnings...
What Dating Profiles Really Mean
Online dating is fraught with danger. There’s deception at
every swipe. Surry Hills Times to the rescue! Our resident psychologist has
turned her gaze...
SOCIETY
Rad Surry Parents Host Seventies-Inspired Party Where Kids Were Left To...
I am of course joking. A millisecond after this photo was taken several helicopter parents flew over to the scene and demanded...