Jubilant Scenes as NRL Footy Show Finally Axed
News The Footy Show has been boned was met with unbridled scenes of celebration and tears of joy from rugby league fans around Australia.
“I'll never have to sit through ‘Small Talk With The Big...
The Block: TV Producers’ Genius Revealed
The Block is a hit. As it should be. But for the first time ever the geniuses who are responsible for the television we know and love, that becomes part of the fabric of...
How the MAFS Experts Got Chewed Up and Spat Out by the Reality TV...
Reality TV contestants are warned when they audition that their lives will never be the same again. That’s they’ll be forever publically scrutinised. Many have suffered a form of agoraphobia as a...
Married at First Sight Judges Drugged
"We were turned into zombies. We were like children. We lost our own will. We just recited lines the producers told us to," said John Aitken. "When we saw the footage of us we...
Proof Kiwis Think We’re Idiots
Advertising
If you’re Australian and you’ve seen the latest commercial for Air New Zealand you’ll smell a rat. Or specifically a goose. You may not be able to put your finger on it but...
Man Multi-Tasks For First Time
Men have long admired and respected and even looked on with envy from afar at women's ability to multitask.
Men's collective inability to do the same has haunted them for generations.
But now it seems a...
Bachelor Recap: WTF is with Roadmarkings in New Caledonia?
“Dotted white lines ONE THIRD of the way into the road makes absolutely no sense whatsoever,” said a shocked Brittany. “I could have been killed”.
Many viewers of The Bachelor were left as confused as...
Should Weathermen Be Forced to Apologise for Getting Forecast Wrong?
Comment
I’m sick of it. Weathermen getting it wrong. Tim Bailey for one delivers the weather with absolute certainty.
A direct quote from the weather every day this week: “tomorrow it will be…”. Oh it ‘WILL’...
Honey Badger’s Advice: Go Horse Riding with a Selfie Stick Whilst We #bereal
We at the Surry Hills Times have always been big fans of the Honey Badger and his endless litany of similes. But his motivation to go on The Bachelor undeniably calls into...
SAS Australia Obsession Overtakes Local Couple’s Otherwise Placid Existence
An obsession with SAS Australia has a local man believing he’s a cockney SAS Sergeant who has the right to bark orders constantly, even while his girlfriend is calmly sewing doilies while...
