Unforgivable: Local Turd Busted Watching ‘Killing Eve’ Without Girlfriend
"I came home from work early and busted him in the bedroom on his laptop. At first I thought he was watching porn, then I realised it was far worse." wept an...
SAS Australia Obsession Overtakes Local Couple’s Otherwise Placid Existence
An obsession with SAS Australia has a local man believing he’s a cockney SAS Sergeant who has the right to bark orders constantly, even while his girlfriend is calmly sewing doilies while...
Man Deliberately Breaks Leg to Avoid ‘Harry and Meghan’ Party
A Surry Hills man has deliberately broken his leg to avoid a 'Harry and Meghan Royal Wedding Party' hosted by his girlfriend overnight.
"I regret nothing," said Peter Gentle, 35.
The local bricklayer will not be...
ABC Helps Peter Fitzsimons Discover His Pirate Heritage
The long-running ABC program 'Who Do You Think You Are?' that delves into the family history of its subject has turned its gaze to well-known columnist Peter Fitzsimons.
Genealogists looked deep into Fitzsimons’ ancestry to...
Honey Badger’s Advice: Go Horse Riding with a Selfie Stick Whilst We #bereal
We at the Surry Hills Times have always been big fans of the Honey Badger and his endless litany of similes. But his motivation to go on The Bachelor undeniably calls into...
Jubilant Scenes as NRL Footy Show Finally Axed
News The Footy Show has been boned was met with unbridled scenes of celebration and tears of joy from rugby league fans around Australia.
“I'll never have to sit through ‘Small Talk With The Big...
Bachelor Recap: WTF is with Roadmarkings in New Caledonia?
“Dotted white lines ONE THIRD of the way into the road makes absolutely no sense whatsoever,” said a shocked Brittany. “I could have been killed”.
Many viewers of The Bachelor were left as confused as...
Next Season of Hughesy Already Greenlit
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It has been revealed that Channel 10's panel show featuring comedian Dave Hughes was originally posed as a question by the channel's executives - as they had run out of...
Mad Men Convinces Old Guy He’s Still Got Game
After binge watching all seven seasons of Mad Men, Dennis Kinchela a 65-year-old Surry Hills man, has convinced himself he’s capable of picking up twenty-year-old women in bars around Sydney’s East.
The man, an ex-advertising...
Footy Show Fat Shaming Scandal Deepens: Fatty to Sue for Decades of Fat Shaming
Yesterday the Footy Show was slammed for fat-shaming former NRL star Dave Taylor. After a wholly unnecessary grovelling apology today from Erin Molan, who was "absolutely appalled", Paul 'Fatty' Vautin thought, "why...
