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Year in Review: Your Favourite Story, as Voted by You.
What ride! What a goddamn ride!
It's the end of our first year and...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Peter Beattie’s Team of the Week: Round 21
Each week the Surry Hills Times’ very special guest, the Honourable Peter Beattie, will offer us his expert advice and deep insights on the...
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Sharks offer Paul Gallen 12 Year Extension
Cronulla captain Paul Gallen says he’s considering playing on in 2019 and beyond after being offered a 12 year extension by the Cronulla Sharks,...
ENTERTAINMENT
Joyce, Campion Son Already on Spending Spree
Recently the former deputy PM Barnaby Joyce and his partner Vikki Campion have come under attack for signing a tell-all TV deal.
The interview will...
Dog Owner Begs Dog For Yet Another Walk. Is Denied.
"I've been for seven fuckin' walks today," said Steve through clenched teeth. "Count 'em. Seven. I'm goin to sleep."
Jubilant Scenes as NRL Footy Show Finally Axed
News The Footy Show has been boned was met with unbridled scenes of celebration and tears of joy from rugby league fans around Australia.
“I'll...
Bachelor Recap: WTF is with Roadmarkings in New Caledonia?
“Dotted white lines ONE THIRD of the way into the road makes absolutely no sense whatsoever,” said a shocked Brittany. “I could have been...
Man Picks Up Bird From Clock Hotel. Regrets Nothing.
"I'd always had one stray eye on Dale but he never had the guts to approach me. Then one day he sidled...
SOCIETY
Isolating Man Chats Himself Up at Friday After-Work Drinks. Pulls Root.
A local self-isolating man who is working from home has had a big win at his weekly Friday night after work drinks...
