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Pubs Open: Our Glasses Are Officially Half Full
Rufus gazed at his delicious schooner of beer and thought, 'yes, definitely half full.'
It is a glorious time...
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Storm Sign Smith Until 2028
Cameron Smith has finally committed to the Melbourne Storm, signing an 8 year deal with the option of another 6 meaning the...
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Surry Hills Times thanks its Instagram Followers
Only I can see the likes now, so I just thought I'd share how popular the page has become. Thanks guys.
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SHT ‘Dog Parents Of The Year Awards’ Open
Two homeless legends have catapulted themselves to the top of the leaderboard in the Surry Hills ‘Dog Parent of the Year’ Awards....
Surry Hills Man Breaks Heel in Cup Celebration: Girlfriend ‘Mortified’
A drunken Surry Hills man has brought the suburb into disrepute after breaking his heel during wild Cup celebrations at the Clock Hotel.
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Massive Dickhead Loses Shopping List, Forgets Garlic, Ruins Dinner
Margaret Speinholden was looking forward to this dinner party for weeks. She sent her boyfriend out with a simple grocery list. He...
FREE TICKET GIVEAWAY to our dear readers!
The Surry Hills Times is proud to announce our first ever ticket giveaway! No satirical jokes. No gags. Just free tickets!
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Ali Reportedly ‘Deeply in Love’… with Herself.
Bachelor fans have been reassured: Ali Oetjen is very much in love. With Ali Oetjen.
It's been a hard slog for Bachelor fans recently with...
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Daylight Savings: One Extra Hour To Complete To-Do List
It’s important to find the positives in any situation, and with Corona Virus forcing us to self-isolate, now is the perfect time...
