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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Storm Celebrate Mad Monday before Grand Final
BREAKING: Never before has an NRL team celebrated a Grand Final victory before kickoff, but that’s exactly what Melbourne Storm will be doing today...
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Dragons Fans Furious With New CEO For No Particular Reason
Irate Dragons fans were out in force yesterday at Jubilee.
They took out their team’s poor performance on anyone, including recently appointed CEO and club...
ENTERTAINMENT
Job-Posting First World Problems Now a Thing
The phrase 'First World Problems' gets bandied around, and it must be asked: are we in the East a horribly spoilt and overly privileged...
Salim Mehajer’s bid to be Mayor of Surry Hills
Ex Deputy Mayor of Auburn and troubled property developer Salim Mehajer has announced he’s in the race to become Mayor of Surry Hills.
In an...
Investigation: Extra Large Cage Eggs Not Actually From Extra Large Cages
A well-known egg farm has been sued by the federal government for misleading labelling: “Extra Large Cage Eggs” are to be immediately...
Polo Announces Permanently Popped Collar
In a move that will excite private school old-boys, fashion giant Polo has announced a brilliant new feature driven by consumer demand: a permanently...
Jubilant Scenes as NRL Footy Show Finally Axed
News The Footy Show has been boned was met with unbridled scenes of celebration and tears of joy from rugby league fans around Australia.
“I'll...
SOCIETY
Another Shocking Bunker Call Explained
It can now be revealed that the bunker officials adjudicating the game on Friday night's fixture between the Raiders and Sharks were several hours...
