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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
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Storm Sign Smith Until 2028
Cameron Smith has finally committed to the Melbourne Storm, signing an 8 year deal with the option of another 6 meaning the...
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Wife Enforces 1.5 metre Rule in Bed. ‘Headache’ Excuse No Longer...
Bianca Sebatini's husband is a mad rooter. Always has been. She thought once they got married he'd settle down. No such luck....
ENTERTAINMENT
Is Uber Deliberately Recording Passengers?
Uber is the beset with another scandal after a Surry Hills woman suspected the driver may have been recording her conversation covertly.
This comes...
Manly Boardroom Meeting
Manly has descended into further chaos after it's been revealed that a boardroom meeting went completely pear-shaped. Senior management executives at Manly instigated the...
Surry Hills Designer Loses it on First Day Back at Work
A local designer has had a tough day back at work and is now back on the fags in spite of his...
TV Ratings Revealed. Origin: 3.5M, World Cup: 500K, Love Island: 100K, Cricket: 1.
The Surry Hills Times has managed to track down the solitary individual who watched the one-day series last night.
Last night's TV ratings are out...
SAS Australia Obsession Overtakes Local Couple’s Otherwise Placid Existence
An obsession with SAS Australia has a local man believing he’s a cockney SAS Sergeant who has the right to bark orders...
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Stand Collapses at Joey’s v Riverview Match. Luckily 1,424 Doctors in...
...and 2,723 salivating lawyers.
