The Federal Government’s Transport Minister Andrew Constance has asked the Surry Hills community to name the exciting new ‘light’ rail monster carriages to be careering through Surry Hills every five minutes - the current online polling favourite is “Trainy McGoF**kingF**kYourself.”
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Research confirms contemporary women are no longer attracted to the typical Alpha Male, rather sensitive single fathers. With that “Babies For Hire” was born.
So what kind of men are women swooning over? Kind sensitive types. Men who help with domestic...
A well-intentioned initiative from Sydney City Council to provide advice to burgeoning young entrepreneurs fell hopelessly flat amongst the young entrepreneurs of Surry Hills who we really only interested in how to make sourdough.
The Surry Hills Times spoke to...
Rufus gazed at his delicious schooner of beer and thought, 'yes, definitely half full.'
It is a glorious time for Sydney now that our pubs have reopened and everyone including Rufus is more optimistic.
They say women love dating Tradies. Well right now it’s a boon for one type of tradie: the electrician. Throngs of Sydney women desperate for a man are in the midst of an unprecedented Man Drought now in it’s...
The signing of Tim Mannah by the Wests Tigers after he was discarded by the Eels has raised much debate. Now it seems, Tiger Electrical are offering a free quote to anyone who’ll listen.
Grahame O'Grady was minding his own business at his workplace when a foul odour entered his innocent nostrils.
"I was finishing up some spreadsheets, when it hit me," recalls O'Grady. "I went to...
Pete's done it again. Australia's favourite chef has effectively found a cure for Covid-19 by inventing a time machine that allows us to travel to a time before the virus existed. Genius! The power source of the...
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The Surry Hills Times can reveal that the fallout from the Royal Commission into Banking has crossed over into the latest advertising for ‘Australian Banks’.
The commercial features everyday Australians spruiking the big banks with the message that banks revenue...
Cricket tragics descended en masse in Surry Hills this evening. Restaurants braced themselves to manage the influx, fully expecting the crowd to partake in the local cuisine.
However the sweaty floral-clad punters voted with...
