Steve Linane always wanted to be a train driver. That’s why he jumped at the chance to drive the Muffin Break kids' carriage around what was then the Sydney Showgrounds.
Understandably be expected...
The Federal Government’s Transport Minister Andrew Constance has asked the Surry Hills community to name the exciting new ‘light’ rail monster carriages to be careering through Surry Hills every five minutes - the current online polling favourite is “Trainy McGoF**kingF**kYourself.”
NSW...
Cricket tragics descended en masse in Surry Hills this evening. Restaurants braced themselves to manage the influx, fully expecting the crowd to partake in the local cuisine.
However the sweaty floral-clad punters voted with...
Are you a Life Coach? Do you spend your days trying to motivate complete losers who have no direction? It can be tough at times to stay motivated. I should know, my name is Darren Mulvaney and I've been...
A Surry Hills man woke up one morning last week and realised he may be completely deluded and has changed his tattoo as a result.
The revelation began after the man saw Barnaby Joyce declare “Only God will judge me”.
"I...
Hotel Ibis has released its latest advertising campaign featuring actual Ibis birds wandering amongst garbage and homeless people strewn throughout hotel lobbies.
The campaign embraces the gritty urban landscape that the Ibis inhabits.
Inspired by Zoolander’s Derelict, the campaign is in...
Research confirms contemporary women are no longer attracted to the typical Alpha Male, rather sensitive single fathers. With that “Babies For Hire” was born.
So what kind of men are women swooning over? Kind sensitive types. Men who help with domestic...
Uber is the beset with another scandal after a Surry Hills woman suspected the driver may have been recording her conversation covertly.
This comes after Karl Stefanovic and his brother, fellow Nine Network star, Peter, recently publicly apologised to...
They say women love dating Tradies. Well right now it’s a boon for one type of tradie: the electrician. Throngs of Sydney women desperate for a man are in the midst of an unprecedented Man Drought now in it’s...
A well-intentioned initiative from Sydney City Council to provide advice to burgeoning young entrepreneurs fell hopelessly flat amongst the young entrepreneurs of Surry Hills who we really only interested in how to make sourdough.
The Surry Hills Times spoke to...
