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Revealed: Meghan Was Shat All Over Before She Did Same to Royal Family in...

It was always going to take a lot of courage to take down the Royal family, so you're going to want to wear your lucky outfit. That's exactly what Meghan Markle did...
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Hotel Ibis Launches New Ad Campaign

Hotel Ibis has released its latest advertising campaign featuring actual Ibis birds wandering amongst garbage and homeless people strewn throughout hotel lobbies. The campaign embraces the gritty urban landscape that the Ibis inhabits. Inspired by Zoolander’s...

Man Deliberately Breaks Leg to Avoid ‘Harry and Meghan’ Party

A Surry Hills man has deliberately broken his leg to avoid a 'Harry and Meghan Royal Wedding Party' hosted by his girlfriend overnight. "I regret nothing," said Peter Gentle, 35. The local bricklayer will not be...

Next Season of Hughesy Already Greenlit

Entertainment It has been revealed that Channel 10's panel show featuring comedian Dave Hughes was originally posed as a question by the channel's executives - as they had run out of...

Viewers Spot Another GOT Coffee Fail

Blink and you’ll miss it, but eagle-eyed Game of Thrones fans have spotted yet another coffee cup on set of the latest episode. If you look carefully in the background, behind Arya...

Jubilant Scenes as NRL Footy Show Finally Axed

News The Footy Show has been boned was met with unbridled scenes of celebration and tears of joy from rugby league fans around Australia. “I'll never have to sit through ‘Small Talk With The Big...

Bachie’s Blues: Single, Depressed Cummins Dyes Hair Blue in Cry for Help

Even though he's putting on a brave face the Surry Hills Times can confirm that 'The Bachelor' Nick Cummins is still single. And depressed. In fact so depressed that he has dyed his hair...

Big Marn to Join Fatty’s Lawsuit as Report Finds Fat Shaming at Footy Show...

Firstly, it feels good to say something is 'systemic', even if it isn't, because when you say 'systemic' you feel smart. Systemic. Systemic. Try it out with your friends.

Ray Martin Doubles Down After ‘N-Word’ Gaffe

After using the 'n-word' twice on air Ray Martin has attempted to deflect the media storm by saying he identifies with the plight of African Americans, and is toying with the idea of becoming...
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Has the ABC Turned into a 24 Hour Bar?

If you’ve been watching 4 Corners you’ll have noticed a disturbing scene, where Walkley Award winning journalist Sarah Ferguson presents while at times leaning on a bar table. This begs the question: has the ABC...

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