SAS Australia Obsession Overtakes Local Couple’s Otherwise Placid Existence
An obsession with SAS Australia has a local man believing he’s a cockney SAS Sergeant who has the right to bark orders constantly, even while his girlfriend is calmly sewing doilies while...
Isolating Couple Just Realise it’s a Long Weekend
After a four day Netflix binge local woman Jacinta turned to her boyfriend and asked, "Hang on a sec, what day is it again?".
"Umm. Wednesday," replied Borge.
Unforgivable: Local Turd Busted Watching ‘Killing Eve’ Without Girlfriend
"I came home from work early and busted him in the bedroom on his laptop. At first I thought he was watching porn, then I realised it was far worse." wept an...
