Mel Schilling: “I’m Not a C*nt”
Married at First Sight’s Mel Schilling has been forced to defend herself, releasing a statement that she’s not a c*nt, in the...
Next Season of Hughesy Already Greenlit
Entertainment
It has been revealed that Channel 10's panel show featuring comedian Dave Hughes was originally posed as a question by...
Surry Hills Designer Loses it on First Day Back at Work
A local designer has had a tough day back at work and is now back on the fags in spite of his...
Smug Son-of-a-Bitch Jogging in Surry Hills at 7am
As we wake this afternoon from our mutual bender we can report that one turd was jogging with...
Our Favourite Reader of 2018
The Surry Hills Times would be nothing without you, our fabulous readers. And we would like to thank...
Local Hero Watches Love Actually with Girlfriend. Doesn’t Complain.
Surry Hills man Michael Beattie, 27, was in emotional disarray after being forced to watch the perennial Christmas classic ‘Love Actually’ by...
Local Man King Hit After Asking Colleague How Bad Her Hail...
The hail storm that raged through Sydney last night has claimed another victim.
Matt Canavan foolishly asked his colleague...
Boyfriend Answers “Does My Bum Look Big In This?” Incorrectly and...
The modern obsession with a Kardashian-esque big booty has led to mass confusion amongst men to the age-old question “Does my bum look big...
Fed Up Girlfriend Only Makes Her Side of Bed
Surry Hills local, Jacqueline Waterstreet, is a woman who’s had enough. Her boyfriend Shane, has not made the bed throughout their four year relationship...
Surry Hills Man Breaks Heel in Cup Celebration: Girlfriend ‘Mortified’
A drunken Surry Hills man has brought the suburb into disrepute after breaking his heel during wild Cup celebrations at the Clock Hotel.
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