Massive Dickhead Loses Shopping List, Forgets Garlic, Ruins Dinner
Margaret Speinholden was looking forward to this dinner party for weeks. She sent her boyfriend out with a simple grocery list. He...
Roxy Hit with Fresh Graffiti
Roxy Jacenko’s ‘Ministry of Talent’ office in Paddington has been hit with fresh graffiti overnight.
It is now...
Outrage: In ‘Retirement’ Winx is Set to Become Sexworker in Surry...
The champion mare Winx captured the heart of the nation in her stunning career, but now shocking plans have been revealed for...
Belle Gibson Update: Mel Gibson to Star and Direct Bio of...
Breaking: Belle Gibson will appear in court again — this time for failing to pay her $410k fine after being found guilty of conning...
Big News Day: Notre Dame on Fire & Martha on Fire...
It's been a huge day in news with Australia waking up to the shocking devastating news that Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris...
Honey Badger’s Advice: Go Horse Riding with a Selfie Stick Whilst...
We at the Surry Hills Times have always been big fans of the Honey Badger and his endless litany of similes. But...
#MeToo: Local Manwhore Called Out For ‘Walk of Shame’
It has finally happened sisters. The #metoo movement has taken a huge step forward this morning after a local manwhore was finally...
Non-Tinder Date in Surry Hills
It was a typical midweek evening at one of Surry Hills’ iconic bars. The usual scene, awkward couples on Tinder dates struggling...
Local’s Golf Pro Dreams Finally Put to Bed
A man has faced some hard facts on hard rubbish night and a 'Golf Widow’s' husband has returned from the dead.
Sad Hetero Couple’s Token Mardi Gras Celebration
Four measly cans of novelty Mardi Gras cider was all this pissweak couple could manage on a night when many of Surry...
