Margaret Speinholden was looking forward to this dinner party for weeks. She sent her boyfriend out with a simple grocery list. He fucked up big time.

“He had one job” says an irate Speinholden as she paces her kitchen. “What kind of a dickhead forgets the garlic?”

Speinholden’s sister was flying in from Mudgee especially for the one-off dinner. And to make matters worse, frenemy Maree, a budding chef with a YouTube channel was also a guest.

“I mean, honestly, give me a break,” says Speinholden through tears.

The boyfriend wishes not to be named is now in the doghouse, and on wash up duties for the rest of the month.

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