“It’s a sign!” said an excitable Kevin, 19, from Surry.
Kevin has been going out with his girlfriend for three months and they’ve never ‘gone there’. But he’s now convinced tonight just might be the night.
“Sure she’s gone down on me. And that’s great! I’m not complaining. But when I’ve tried to, like, manoeuvre her around toward me she smacks my hand away.” Kevin adds mournfully, “She had a Catholic upbringing.”
But in a shock twist, we interviewed Amy, the staff member who gave Kev the number.
We asked Amy from the Clock if she was aware of what she was doing when she grabbed the number.
“I knew exactly what I was doing” she confesses. “Kevin’s been complaining for the last three months incessantly about the fact his poor girlfriend hasn’t ‘performed’ a 69er with him. I’m sick of it! That’s why I gave him the number. As a joke. Now it’s blown up. I’m so embarrassed.”
We tried to speak to the GF.
Stay tuned punters…
