Passive Aggressive Store Opens in Surry Hills
An exciting new addition to our culture of passive aggression has finally come to Surry Hills with opening specials including 'Take Care'...
Are Fake Pocket Calls the New Tinder?
In the deeply confusing world of dating with dozens of apps and online dating platforms the quest to find a partner is more challenging...
Massive Dickhead Loses Shopping List, Forgets Garlic, Ruins Dinner
Margaret Speinholden was looking forward to this dinner party for weeks. She sent her boyfriend out with a simple grocery list. He...
Exclusive: Unnamed Aussie Celebrity Chef Pays Staff Fair Wages
An Australian celebrity chef who does not wish to be named has allegedly been paying his staff fair and just wages for over a...
Local Man King Hit After Asking Colleague How Bad Her Hail...
The hail storm that raged through Sydney last night has claimed another victim.
Matt Canavan foolishly asked his colleague...
Identity of Paddington Poo Jogger Hidden From Public
The Surry Hills Times joins the major publications in its denouncement of the government’s censorship laws as this stunning letter exposing the...
Sad Hetero Couple’s Token Mardi Gras Celebration
Four measly cans of novelty Mardi Gras cider was all this pissweak couple could manage on a night when many of Surry...
#MeToo: Local Manwhore Called Out For ‘Walk of Shame’
It has finally happened sisters. The #metoo movement has taken a huge step forward this morning after a local manwhore was finally...
Surry Hills Man Breaks Heel in Cup Celebration: Girlfriend ‘Mortified’
A drunken Surry Hills man has brought the suburb into disrepute after breaking his heel during wild Cup celebrations at the Clock Hotel.
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Research Proves Sydneysiders Are Better Than Each Other
You've suspected it. You were right.
Research conducted by Morgan and Morgan and Morgan has revealed that the vast majority of Sydney residents are superior...
