Smug Son-of-a-Bitch Jogging in Surry Hills at 7am
As we wake this afternoon from our mutual bender we can report that one turd was jogging with...
Greg Norman the Musical Greenlit
Entertainment
It would seem as if the rumours are true and a musical about the life and times of iconic Australian golfer Greg Norman has...
Next Season of Hughesy Already Greenlit
Entertainment
It has been revealed that Channel 10's panel show featuring comedian Dave Hughes was originally posed as a question by...
Research Proves Sydneysiders Are Better Than Each Other
You've suspected it. You were right.
Research conducted by Morgan and Morgan and Morgan has revealed that the vast majority of Sydney residents are superior...
Bachie’s Blues: Single, Depressed Cummins Dyes Hair Blue in Cry for...
Even though he's putting on a brave face the Surry Hills Times can confirm that 'The Bachelor' Nick Cummins is still single. And depressed....
Roxy Hit with Fresh Graffiti
Roxy Jacenko’s ‘Ministry of Talent’ office in Paddington has been hit with fresh graffiti overnight.
It is now...
Prison Sex Scandal Leads to Crime Wave
THE sex crisis plaguing Australia’s prisons has deepened, with another female guard losing her job after being caught with an inmate.
Seemingly “on tap” sex...
Fed Up Girlfriend Only Makes Her Side of Bed
Surry Hills local, Jacqueline Waterstreet, is a woman who’s had enough. Her boyfriend Shane, has not made the bed throughout their four year relationship...
Has the ABC Turned into a 24 Hour Bar?
If you’ve been watching 4 Corners you’ll have noticed a disturbing scene, where Walkley Award winning journalist Sarah Ferguson presents while at times leaning...
Identity of Paddington Poo Jogger Hidden From Public
The Surry Hills Times joins the major publications in its denouncement of the government’s censorship laws as this stunning letter exposing the...
