World Mourns Break Up of Love Island’s Grant and Tayla
A global outpouring of grief has accompanied the news that Love Island’s winning couple Tayla Damir and Grant Crapp have split.
The shock breakup of the...
Ali Reportedly ‘Deeply in Love’… with Herself.
Bachelor fans have been reassured: Ali Oetjen is very much in love. With Ali Oetjen.
It's been a hard slog for Bachelor fans recently with...
Research Proves Sydneysiders Are Better Than Each Other
You've suspected it. You were right.
Research conducted by Morgan and Morgan and Morgan has revealed that the vast majority of Sydney residents are superior...
Man Picks Up Bird From Clock Hotel. Regrets Nothing.
"I'd always had one stray eye on Dale but he never had the guts to approach me. Then one day he sidled...
What Dating Profiles Really Mean
Online dating is fraught with danger. There’s deception at
every swipe. Surry Hills Times to the rescue! Our resident psychologist has
turned her gaze...
Pug Spirals into Depression at Being Used as Tinder Prop
Stefan Forrester is that it again, and this time he's used an innocent pug in his continuing efforts to “score the chicks”.
Local Couple Wed by Drone
In a world first a young Surry Hills couple was wed by a drone last weekend and the bride was beaming, “The wedding went...
Dishwasher Porn Sweeping the Nation
A new craze has women in giddy raptures: Dishwasher Porn - the act of women watching men unstacking dishwashers.
It’s become so popular that that...
Tap On, Tap Off for Surry Hills Brothel
The public transport system of tapping on and off via the use of an Opal Card has moved into the sex industry after the...
Dalai Lama Espouses Teachings of 17-year-old Girl
The Dalai Lama has admitted he has gained the vast amount of his teachings from Beth, a Surry Hills high school girl he has...
