Are Fake Pocket Calls the New Tinder?
In the deeply confusing world of dating with dozens of apps and online dating platforms the quest to find a partner is more challenging...
Tap On, Tap Off for Surry Hills Brothel
The public transport system of tapping on and off via the use of an Opal Card has moved into the sex industry after the...
Babies for Hire as Women Declare it’s Over for Alpha Males
Research confirms contemporary women are no longer attracted to the typical Alpha Male, rather sensitive single fathers. With that “Babies For Hire” was born.
So what...
Wife Enforces 1.5 metre Rule in Bed. ‘Headache’ Excuse No Longer...
Bianca Sebatini's husband is a mad rooter. Always has been. She thought once they got married he'd settle down. No such luck....
Heroes of Ultimate Frisbee Calendar Causes Firestorm
An unlikely public stoush has broken out between Firemen and Ultimate Frisbee athletes concerning the simultaneous release date of their upcoming calendars with the Firefighters...
Boyfriend Answers “Does My Bum Look Big In This?” Incorrectly and...
The modern obsession with a Kardashian-esque big booty has led to mass confusion amongst men to the age-old question “Does my bum look big...
Local Man Buys ‘Girlfriend Experience’. Spends Day Cleaning Toilet, Arguing About...
A local man who called an escort service under the guise of having the “full girlfriend experience” has had a rude shock,...
World Mourns Break Up of Love Island’s Grant and Tayla
A global outpouring of grief has accompanied the news that Love Island’s winning couple Tayla Damir and Grant Crapp have split.
The shock breakup of the...
Local Hero Watches Love Actually with Girlfriend. Doesn’t Complain.
Surry Hills man Michael Beattie, 27, was in emotional disarray after being forced to watch the perennial Christmas classic ‘Love Actually’ by...
Dalai Lama Espouses Teachings of 17-year-old Girl
The Dalai Lama has admitted he has gained the vast amount of his teachings from Beth, a Surry Hills high school girl he has...
