Wife Enforces 1.5 metre Rule in Bed. ‘Headache’ Excuse No Longer...
Bianca Sebatini's husband is a mad rooter. Always has been. She thought once they got married he'd settle down. No such luck....
Bachie’s Blues: Single, Depressed Cummins Dyes Hair Blue in Cry for...
Even though he's putting on a brave face the Surry Hills Times can confirm that 'The Bachelor' Nick Cummins is still single. And depressed....
Boyfriend Answers “Does My Bum Look Big In This?” Incorrectly and...
The modern obsession with a Kardashian-esque big booty has led to mass confusion amongst men to the age-old question “Does my bum look big...
Are Fake Pocket Calls the New Tinder?
In the deeply confusing world of dating with dozens of apps and online dating platforms the quest to find a partner is more challenging...
Babies for Hire as Women Declare it’s Over for Alpha Males
Research confirms contemporary women are no longer attracted to the typical Alpha Male, rather sensitive single fathers. With that “Babies For Hire” was born.
So what...
Valentine’s Day: Cheap Boyfriend Strikes Again
A long suffering woman has had to grin and bear another Valentine’s Day with her lame boyfriend.
Upon receiving...
Revealed: George Pell’s Favourite Drink in Prison
It’s been a difficult few months in prison for George Pell, but he does have one thing to look forward to: this...
Man Picks Up Bird From Clock Hotel. Regrets Nothing.
"I'd always had one stray eye on Dale but he never had the guts to approach me. Then one day he sidled...
Non-Tinder Date in Surry Hills
It was a typical midweek evening at one of Surry Hills’ iconic bars. The usual scene, awkward couples on Tinder dates struggling...
Heroes of Ultimate Frisbee Calendar Causes Firestorm
An unlikely public stoush has broken out between Firemen and Ultimate Frisbee athletes concerning the simultaneous release date of their upcoming calendars with the Firefighters...
