Identity of Paddington Poo Jogger Hidden From Public
The Surry Hills Times joins the major publications in its denouncement of the government’s censorship laws as this stunning letter exposing the...
All of Surry Hills Outraged at Mega Wanky Paddo Obsessed Tosser...
The entire suburb is fuming, absolutely feee-uming, after the latest episode of LIOLI featured two finance horrors who considered our wonderful suburb...
Rove Rumoured to Star in Next Joker Film
‘The Joker’ is a film about a failed comedian who isn’t funny. US-based producers believe they may have found the perfect man...
Local Man Buys ‘Girlfriend Experience’. Spends Day Cleaning Toilet, Arguing About...
A local man who called an escort service under the guise of having the “full girlfriend experience” has had a rude shock,...
Passive Aggressive Store Opens in Surry Hills
An exciting new addition to our culture of passive aggression has finally come to Surry Hills with opening specials including 'Take Care'...
Legend Resident Can’t be Fucked Walking Up the Road for Booze
In Surry Hills you’ll notice there is almost literally a bar on every corner, but one resident on Arthur Street regularly says...
Local Man Loses Bet. Forced to Watch ‘Palm Beach’.
“Make it stop. Make it stop,” weeped Pat Jarvis at Entertainment Quarter this afternoon in Cinema Number 8. He was in the...
Local Digital Newspaper Editor Descends Into Alcoholism After Instagram Stops Likes
What’s the point any more? Why am I even writing this? Is anybody reading? Where are the likes? Fuck! If people like...
Live Coverage: Workplace Toilet Roll Standoff Continues
It's been well over 3 months, and the standoff over who’ll replace the toilet roll at local strategy agency ‘Scarves and Insights’...
Woman’s Hair-Foils Receive AM Radio.
A local woman enjoying a dart as her hair foils did their thing encountered something entirely unexpected this morning. Berice Grainer was...
