“I’d always had one stray eye on Dale but he never had the guts to approach me. Then one day he sidled over and said ‘Can I wing you some time?’ I was immediately smitten”, said Millie in her extremely high-pitched voice.
“Internet dating never really worked for me,” said Dale. “I even tried Twitter, but just got barraged with abuse.”
In despair Dale decided to drown his sorrows at his local, when suddenly Millie appeared.
“Millie reminds me of that song ‘when birds suddenly appear…’, know what I mean?” said Dale with a wink.
We sure fucken do Dale! We sure fucken do.
