Ali Reportedly ‘Deeply in Love’… with Herself.
Bachelor fans have been reassured: Ali Oetjen is very much in love. With Ali Oetjen.
It's been a hard slog for Bachelor fans recently with...
Outrage: In ‘Retirement’ Winx is Set to Become Sexworker in Surry...
The champion mare Winx captured the heart of the nation in her stunning career, but now shocking plans have been revealed for...
Revealed: George Pell’s Favourite Drink in Prison
It’s been a difficult few months in prison for George Pell, but he does have one thing to look forward to: this...
What Dating Profiles Really Mean
Online dating is fraught with danger. There’s deception at
every swipe. Surry Hills Times to the rescue! Our resident psychologist has
turned her gaze...
Valentine’s Day: Cheap Boyfriend Strikes Again
A long suffering woman has had to grin and bear another Valentine’s Day with her lame boyfriend.
Upon receiving...
Non-Tinder Date in Surry Hills
It was a typical midweek evening at one of Surry Hills’ iconic bars. The usual scene, awkward couples on Tinder dates struggling...
Pug Spirals into Depression at Being Used as Tinder Prop
Stefan Forrester is that it again, and this time he's used an innocent pug in his continuing efforts to “score the chicks”.
Honey Badger’s Advice: Go Horse Riding with a Selfie Stick Whilst...
We at the Surry Hills Times have always been big fans of the Honey Badger and his endless litany of similes. But...
Man Picks Up Bird From Clock Hotel. Regrets Nothing.
"I'd always had one stray eye on Dale but he never had the guts to approach me. Then one day he sidled...
World First: Local Unicorn Genuinely Doesn’t Give a Shit About Valentine’s...
A local woman has shattered gender stereotypes and set the world on fire after proving she doesn’t give the tiniest crap about...
