Exclusive: The band charged with the enormous responsibility of the fulfilling the NRL Grand Final pre-match entertainment, ‘Gang of Youths’ have committed to be nude throughout their entire half hour long performance.

Same. But nude.

This comes off the back of the Surry Hills times article yesterday confirming that NRL Headquarters have embraced nudity as part of the code.

We believe that press statements and ongoing going media from this point will encourage all NRL fans to be nude throughout the performance as a celebration of all that is NRL ie; being nude.

All nude.

The Surry Hills Times asked several residents whether they’d be nuding up for the NRL Grand Final and the response was an overwhelming affirmation.

“My oath”, said Matt, licensee of The Carrington Hotel. “I’m an NRL fan. Always have been. Always will be. That’s why I get my kid off every chance I can.”