Mel Schilling: “I’m Not a C*nt”
Married at First Sight’s Mel Schilling has been forced to defend herself, releasing a statement that she’s not a c*nt, in the...
Search for Goth Cinderella Widens
A mysterious women’s boot has appeared perched on a stone pillar that has the last remaining male Goths in Surry Hills frothing.
Local Hero Watches Love Actually with Girlfriend. Doesn’t Complain.
Surry Hills man Michael Beattie, 27, was in emotional disarray after being forced to watch the perennial Christmas classic ‘Love Actually’ by...
Pug Spirals into Depression at Being Used as Tinder Prop
Stefan Forrester is that it again, and this time he's used an innocent pug in his continuing efforts to “score the chicks”.
Boyfriend Answers “Does My Bum Look Big In This?” Incorrectly and...
The modern obsession with a Kardashian-esque big booty has led to mass confusion amongst men to the age-old question “Does my bum look big...
Ali Reportedly ‘Deeply in Love’… with Herself.
Bachelor fans have been reassured: Ali Oetjen is very much in love. With Ali Oetjen.
It's been a hard slog for Bachelor fans recently with...
Bachie’s Blues: Single, Depressed Cummins Dyes Hair Blue in Cry for...
Even though he's putting on a brave face the Surry Hills Times can confirm that 'The Bachelor' Nick Cummins is still single. And depressed....
Local Couple Wed by Drone
In a world first a young Surry Hills couple was wed by a drone last weekend and the bride was beaming, “The wedding went...
Research Proves Sydneysiders Are Better Than Each Other
You've suspected it. You were right.
Research conducted by Morgan and Morgan and Morgan has revealed that the vast majority of Sydney residents are superior...
Dishwasher Porn Sweeping the Nation
A new craze has women in giddy raptures: Dishwasher Porn - the act of women watching men unstacking dishwashers.
It’s become so popular that that...
