You’ve suspected it. You were right.
Research conducted by Morgan and Morgan and Morgan has revealed that the vast majority of Sydney residents are superior to each other in every way: looks, style, as well as social and financial status.
In fact, 72.4%
Not so surprisingly statistical data surrounding Sydney’s East reveal that a whopping 98.8% of people are better than each other.
So effectively if you walked from Bondi to Surry Hills each person you passed on the street is better than you, but somewhat paradoxically you too are better than them.
“The data itself seems counterintuitive. How can everyone in Sydney be better than everyone else? It just doesn’t make sense. But we ran the numbers several times and, well there you have it.” said Chief Analytical Scientist from Morgan (a subsidiary of Morgan and Morgan and Morgan).
This comes as no news to the bulk of Sydneysiders.
“Derr” said Cassie, a 23 year old fashion consultant.
We sat down with Cassie at a Surry Hills café as she commented on passers by, asking her to respond with a “Yes” if she thought she was better than the individual, or a “No” if she thought the person was better than her.
Yes – 947. No – 0.
This goes a long way to explaining the aloof ‘too-cool-for-school’ nature of Sydneysiders.
Research went on to confirm that Sydneysiders are an island, complete in every way, that they don’t need anyone as each individual is wholly independent, moreover their social lives are fulfilled, as such could not possibly squeeze in another friend, rendering social interactions not just irrelevant but annoying.
