Fixies! Fixies! Fixies! We got Fixies!
1 speed and 1 speed only!
Great introductory offers for Surry Hills’ residents:
Full beard 20% off!
Sleeve of tatts 30% off!
Tight pants 5% off!
All Baristas 35% off!
(Barristers 45% surcharge)
All tortured artists, writers and actors 20% off!