Let’s get one thing straight. Steve Gearin used to be and extreme left wing hipster: He doesn’t own a car, he only listens to vinyl, and he has meaningless tattoos covering two-thirds of his body, but by God that big fat bastard on TV has won this hipster over make no mistake about it.
“He just makes good sense,” said Steve gearin of Bourke Street Surry Hills. “And fuck me if problems made by men and women can be solved by men and women! And, look, at the end of the day who doesn’t love a very fast train! God knows I know I do!”
The emotion in Mr Gearin’s face is clear as he sits in his backyard oiling his beloved fixie.
“I reckon the big fat man in the Gazman Polo is right; the major parties don’t have our best interests at heart. They seem to be wasting a lot of our tax dollars. Fuck it. I’m voting for the united Australia party.”
“I kind of want to make Australia great. That’s not a bad thing is it? Lower taxes that kind of strikes a chord with me too.”
I mean at the end of the day in 2012 the Australian people voted Clive Palmer as a national living treasure and he was also voted Mining Entrepreneur of the Decade. That’s gotta mean something doesn’t it?”
