A man has disgraced himself today by turning up to the Pink Test without any pink clothing whatsoever.
What a hide.
As we all know, wearing pink at the Pink Test on Day 3, Jane McGrath Day, the Pink Day is mandatory and those who do not wear pink will be socially ostracised in the strongest possible way.
When questioned by police the man stated he feels that prostate cancer kills far more men than breast cancer kills women but it receives nowhere near the support.
A moot point. Irrelevant.
The man was questioned by police whether or not he liked boobs.
“Of course I like boobs”, he emphatically responded. “Everyone likes boobs. But I just feel that there isn’t the support for other forms of cancer that there should be… so I’m making a stand by not wearing pink”.
The man was immediately forcibly ejected from the SCG and has been charged with non-boob loving related offences. He was remanded to appear in court in early February in South Downing Courts.
