“I bought two last year and I just couldn’t bloody help meself this year either,” said Max Merch.
The annual Black Friday sale has claimed many casualties this year, amongst them Max Merch, who’s sense of restraint and logic left him in a feverish haze of vertiginous online cllckbait madness featuring irresistible deals that resulted in the inexplicable sequential purchase of three high-end vacuums, one after the other.
“I didn’t know what was happening. I lost all control. But guess what? I regret nothing.”
You go Fella, buy another one!
