Gingers the world over are disgusted at a new product aimed at dyeing the hair of red-headed babies.
Spokesperson for ‘Gingers Worldwide’, Callum McLachlan, said “There’s nothing wrong with being a redhead, and there’s certainly nothing wrong with a child having red hair.”
Fascinatingly, as McLaughlan continued his face slowly transformed into the colour of his hair, “What would bring a parent to dye their child’s hair is beyond me. It’s a disgrace. Being a Ginger is something to be proud of. Some of the world’s greatest humans have red hair… (long pause) like the singer from Simply Red (pause)… I can’t think of his name right now that you know the guy… (pause) …”
“Hasn’t Ed Sheeran sorted this out? Jeez.”
A new Surry Hills mother, Bethany 31, actively uses ‘Just for Babies’ on her 12 week old baby who exhibits a prominent shock of red hair.
Bethany was asked two questions: if there was anything wrong with having a red-haired child and if she thought using Just for Babies was justified.
She mounted a strong and compelling argument.
Her responses were:
“C’mon.”
And:
“C’mon…”
Rick Astley was contacted by Surry Hills Times but was unavailable for comment.
