A mysterious women’s boot has appeared perched on a stone pillar that has the last remaining male Goths in Surry Hills frothing.
Who is this woman and how on earth did she lose her boot? Did all three industrial-strength buckles simultaneously fail?
Goth representatives have scooped up the boot, popped it on a black satin pillow, and are now knocking on any terrace house with windows blacked out in an effort to find woman who has been dubbed ‘Goth Cinderella’.
An excitable Declan, 36, said, “We’re not sure who she is, but we all reckon she’s probably hot”.
When asked by the Surry Hills Times if she was considered hot because she was dressed entirely in black the mood of the interview changed.
“Who the fuck do you think you are in your fucking boardshorts with your tan? You think you’re better than me?” seethed an irate Declan.
“It takes massive commitment to get around in black in Australia, especially in summer. And especially considering t’s desperately uncool now. For fuck’s sake The Crow come out in 1994! I’m still getting around like this!”
Respect.
