Home News Local Pubs Reopen: “A Schnitty and 14 Schooners Thanks Mate” NewsLocal Pubs Reopen: “A Schnitty and 14 Schooners Thanks Mate” By Surry Hills Times Share Facebook Twitter WhatsApp Email Like the whole “ordering a meal” thing was going to stop us from disciplining our borderline alcoholism? Phhleeease. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Local Surry Hills May Never Recover: Residents Demand Immediate Deportation of Literal Monsters Who Dared to Celebrate Australia Day on Crown Street Local Halloween Costume Terrifies Surry Hills Local Blaspheming Pilot Enrages Local Christians MOST POPULAR David Oldfield Reviews ‘Romper Stomper’ 02/07/2018 Women Banned from Putting On Makeup On Buses 05/04/2019 Dishwasher Porn Sweeping the Nation 31/07/2018 Man Arrested for not Wearing Pink on Pink Day at The... 05/01/2019 Load more MORE NEWS NRL With Dragons Backflip, Folau Avoids Two Years in Hell Lifestyle Fred Nile Begins Annual Pre Mardi Gras Rain Dance in Centennial... NRL Can The Blues Win Anything? Fashion T-shirt With Sweat Stains Already Built In