Home News Local Pubs Reopen: “A Schnitty and 14 Schooners Thanks Mate” NewsLocal Pubs Reopen: “A Schnitty and 14 Schooners Thanks Mate” By Surry Hills Times Share Facebook Twitter WhatsApp Email Like the whole “ordering a meal” thing was going to stop us from disciplining our borderline alcoholism? Phhleeease. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Local Surry Hills May Never Recover: Residents Demand Immediate Deportation of Literal Monsters Who Dared to Celebrate Australia Day on Crown Street Local Halloween Costume Terrifies Surry Hills Local Blaspheming Pilot Enrages Local Christians MOST POPULAR AFLW Teams Insist on Male Cheerleaders 07/04/2019 Surry Hills Man Plans Trip to Manly 20/08/2018 First Time Punter Takes Forever at Pub TAB. Police Intervene. 03/11/2020 Brave Kitten Refuses to be Used as Tinder Bait 10/12/2018 Load more MORE NEWS Advertising Moves for Posties to Deliver Yellow Pages Directly into Recycling Bins Local Free Printer Up For Grabs!!! Health & Fitness Wetting of the Head to be Officially Renamed Wetting of the... Animal Life SHT ‘Dog Parents Of The Year Awards’ Open