Home News Local Pubs Reopen: “A Schnitty and 14 Schooners Thanks Mate” NewsLocal Pubs Reopen: “A Schnitty and 14 Schooners Thanks Mate” By Surry Hills Times Share Facebook Twitter WhatsApp Email Like the whole “ordering a meal” thing was going to stop us from disciplining our borderline alcoholism? Phhleeease. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Local Surry Hills May Never Recover: Residents Demand Immediate Deportation of Literal Monsters Who Dared to Celebrate Australia Day on Crown Street Local Halloween Costume Terrifies Surry Hills Local Blaspheming Pilot Enrages Local Christians MOST POPULAR How Busy are the Women of Australia? 30/07/2018 New Property Listed in Surry Hills 03/07/2018 Man Arrested for not Wearing Pink on Pink Day at The... 05/01/2019 Woolloomooloo Residents to Boycott Sydney Water 11/10/2018 Load more MORE NEWS Lifestyle Married at First Sight Judges Drugged Local Man Deliberately Breaks Leg to Avoid ‘Princess Eugenie’ Party Business Job-Posting First World Problems Now a Thing Breaking Surry Hills Man Slips on Cooked Onion. Pronounced Dead at Scene.