Home News Local Pubs Reopen: “A Schnitty and 14 Schooners Thanks Mate” NewsLocal Pubs Reopen: “A Schnitty and 14 Schooners Thanks Mate” By Surry Hills Times Share Facebook Twitter WhatsApp Email Like the whole “ordering a meal” thing was going to stop us from disciplining our borderline alcoholism? Phhleeease. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Local Surry Hills May Never Recover: Residents Demand Immediate Deportation of Literal Monsters Who Dared to Celebrate Australia Day on Crown Street Local Halloween Costume Terrifies Surry Hills Local Blaspheming Pilot Enrages Local Christians MOST POPULAR Tourist Walks into Traffic After Discovering Price of Cigarettes 21/08/2018 Locals Now Hoarding Actual Toilets 04/03/2020 Advertising Creative Director Appalled His Job is Considered Non-Essential 16/04/2020 Fears for Missing Surry Hills Man Who Travelled to Newtown for... 12/11/2018 Load more MORE NEWS Entertainment Google Confirms it will play Baker Boy ad Every Single Ad... NRL Footy Show Fat Shaming Scandal Deepens: Fatty to Sue for Decades... Local Man Deliberately Breaks Leg to Avoid ‘Princess Eugenie’ Party Special Investigation A Charity CEO Explains His Exhorbitant Salary and I’m Smitten