Home News Local Pubs Reopen: “A Schnitty and 14 Schooners Thanks Mate” NewsLocal Pubs Reopen: “A Schnitty and 14 Schooners Thanks Mate” By Surry Hills Times Share Facebook Twitter WhatsApp Email Like the whole “ordering a meal” thing was going to stop us from disciplining our borderline alcoholism? Phhleeease. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Local Surry Hills May Never Recover: Residents Demand Immediate Deportation of Literal Monsters Who Dared to Celebrate Australia Day on Crown Street Local Halloween Costume Terrifies Surry Hills Local Blaspheming Pilot Enrages Local Christians MOST POPULAR Pete Offers Brussel Sprouts as ‘Treat’, Gets Shaved Eyebrow ‘Trick’ 31/10/2018 Local Couple Wed by Drone 14/08/2018 Empty Captain Morgan’s Bottle Proves Surry Hills has a Classier Bum 08/01/2019 Biological Woman Dies Aged 89 23/04/2023 Load more MORE NEWS Local Council Splurge on Enormous Tonka Truck for Kids in New Playground Health & Fitness ‘Surry Hills Cycles’ Grand Opening! Dating Dating Trends: Clit Pics are the new Dick Pic Health & Fitness Survey Reveals Mass Fail for 80% of Surry Hills Residents’ New...