Home News Local Pubs Reopen: “A Schnitty and 14 Schooners Thanks Mate” NewsLocal Pubs Reopen: “A Schnitty and 14 Schooners Thanks Mate” By Surry Hills Times Share Facebook Twitter WhatsApp Email Like the whole “ordering a meal” thing was going to stop us from disciplining our borderline alcoholism? Phhleeease. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Local Surry Hills May Never Recover: Residents Demand Immediate Deportation of Literal Monsters Who Dared to Celebrate Australia Day on Crown Street Local Halloween Costume Terrifies Surry Hills Local Blaspheming Pilot Enrages Local Christians MOST POPULAR Lawsuits: Local Man Types with Two Fingers to Double Productivity but... 11/03/2019 Council Splurge on Enormous Tonka Truck for Kids in New Playground 23/06/2020 Peter Beattie’s Team of the Week 22/06/2018 Surry Hills Times Person (and People) of the Year 31/12/2019 Load more MORE NEWS Breaking Lawrence Mooney in Freefall after Turnbull Ousted National Confused Local Spends Australia Day Hiding Under Bed Breaking Breaking: Abandoned Stolen Vehicle Suspected in Bank Ramraid Health & Fitness Man Arrested for not Wearing Pink on Pink Day at The...