A local man who called an escort service under the guise of having the “full girlfriend experience” has had a rude shock, but has been pleasantly surprised at the outcome now that his apartment is “cleaner than it’s been in months”.
Local plumber Max Pavlic told the Times, “I bought this bird thinking we were going to do the nasty. Next thing I know I’m on all fours scrubbing the dunny. Then it was on to the kitchen. Y’know that grimy crap around the taps? That’s all been cleaned! So have me pots and pans! And I’ve taken the rubbish out. I’m stoked and I’ve got Candy to thank, she’s been a real lifesaver. Sure we didn’t have sex but I’ve done the laundry and I got fresh sheets on the bed. I can’t be happier.”
Then the two were off for some shopping because Candy needed some heels.
The escort service based in Surry Hills is proud of the girlfriend experience they offer, Madame VIktoria of ‘The GF Experience’ based on Albion Street said “The girls are trained to be like proper girlfriend. They break balls. It good.”
“I had to stand around outside the shops holding Candy’s shopping bags and to be honest I’ve never felt more like a boyfriend in my life. It was an expensive day, but a fulfilling one.”
