T-shirt With Sweat Stains Already Built In
Exercising is literally a pain in the bum. That’s where this inventive new brand seemingly purpose-built for Sydney comes in. Exercise gear with sweat...
Research Proves Sydneysiders Are Better Than Each Other
You've suspected it. You were right.
Research conducted by Morgan and Morgan and Morgan has revealed that the vast majority of Sydney residents are superior...
Hotel Ibis Launches New Ad Campaign
Hotel Ibis has released its latest advertising campaign featuring actual Ibis birds wandering amongst garbage and homeless people strewn throughout hotel lobbies.
The campaign embraces...
Polo Announces Permanently Popped Collar
In a move that will excite private school old-boys, fashion giant Polo has announced a brilliant new feature driven by consumer demand: a permanently...
Model Mauled by Handbag Dog at Fashion Week
Tragedy has struck at Australian Fashion Week.
A model has been mauled by a Bull Mastiff Handbag Dog in one of Camilla and Marc's Tote...
Punting Obsessed Single Fathers’ 2-Year-Old Race Day
A group of single fathers desperate for a punt on the weekend have cajoled their 2-year-olds into a race meet the second Saturday of...
How To: Look Busy
It’s more important than ever to look busy. We all know that. That’s why the Surry Hills Times' resident expert on cool is here...
Heroes of Ultimate Frisbee Calendar Causes Firestorm
An unlikely public stoush has broken out between Firemen and Ultimate Frisbee athletes concerning the simultaneous release date of their upcoming calendars with the Firefighters...